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Zhuge Liang did not dare to neglect, and hurried back to his hometown in the countryside. He worked hard for three days and sweated profusely. Finally, before the rainy season came, he robbed all the wheat in the field and put it in storage.
Zhuge Liang wanted to go back to the city after completing the task, so he came to say goodbye to his father-in-law, thinking about whether to bring some rural specialties with him. Turns out his father-in-law is not interesting at all.
Zhuge Liang couldn't hold back and said to his father-in-law, "It's not easy to come to the countryside. I want to bring some special products back to my daughter-in-law. What do you think? "
Hearing this, the old father-in-law Huang turned to the field and pulled out a bundle of green onions without saying a word. He handed it to Zhuge Liang and said, "Take it, son-in-law! This onion has just been pulled from the ground and is much fresher than the market in the city. "
Zhuge Liang is very helpless. Looking at several chickens foraging nearby, he muttered to his father-in-law, "Father-in-law, why don't I take another chicken back to mend my wife's body?"
Huang's father-in-law smoothed his beard and hesitated for a moment. He said, "Oh, well, those chickens are still a little young. It takes two or three months for the corn to ripen and harvest before it is fragrant. It is getting late. Hurry home! "
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