Please give me some black humorous jokes. I am good at telling stories!

Answer:1983 65438+February 12 I was born in an ordinary worker's family. 1-When I was five years old, I didn't know who I was or what I did. When I was 6 years old, my parents sent me to the factory to run Class 2, grade 1. I went to school and I was not late every day. The bird sent me. . . .

The first grade of primary school:

Take off your pants in front of female classmates, and lesbians call me a hooligan.

Teacher's quotation: "hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have no culture!" " So you should study hard, make progress every day, and strive to be the four hooligans with "culture, knowledge and talent"! "

Second grade of primary school:

Pat a female classmate on the head!

Teacher's quotation: "Don't hit her, don't scold her, torture her with feelings!" " It is the highest level of flirting with girls. You should try to improve your flirting taste. "

The third grade of primary school:

Touching the face of a female classmate was scratched by a female classmate!

Teacher's quotation: "Love is precious, life is more expensive, green hills are there, and there is no fear of firewood!" " Remember, cherish life and stay away from beautiful women! "

Fourth grade of primary school:

Holding the hand of a female classmate was rejected, and her academic performance plummeted!

Teacher's Quotation: "There are thousands of Chinese sons and daughters Qian Qian, and none of them can be changed. What you didn't pick was just a flower in spring. The whole spring still belongs to you. Don't lose heart. You must fight and fail again and again! "

Fifth grade in primary school

If you can't flirt with female classmates, you will be molested!

Teacher's quotation: "Boys are not hooligans, and their development is abnormal. You have been molested by girls, which shows that you have a future than ordinary boys."

In the sixth grade of primary school, I was sent to Nanjie Middle School (a graduate of 40 people) in the county seat with the 38th grade, and started my middle school career.

Junior high school 1 grade, I met senior experts such as Jin Yong and Gu Long, and every day I fantasized that I was the protagonist in the book and had a pure relationship with MM in the book.

In the second day of junior high school, I returned to reality and paid attention to the beautiful women in my class (I already have aesthetic ability), but the original, shy and sinful ideas in my mind have sprouted.