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Hello, my babies, it took 16 hours for the first baby to be born, and only 3 minutes for the second baby.
# Hello, New Life #
Hello, dear mothers. I am a mother of two and have 2 boys.
Dabao is now over 5 years old and Xiaobao is over 1 year old. I am very happy to share my personal experience with everyone.
1. Unexpectedly becoming a mother, I felt uneasy
On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival in 2015, like every year, I ate the rice dumplings made by my mother and felt extremely happy.
At noon that day, I ate 5 rice dumplings in one bite. In short, I felt that the rice dumplings made by my mother were really delicious.
My husband was dumbfounded. He had never seen me eat so many rice dumplings.
As a result, after eating, I felt extremely nauseous.
My mother asked me tentatively: "How long has it been since you came here?"
I glanced at my mother, rolled my eyes and said, "What are you talking about, Mom?"
My mother said: "I'm already married, so what's there to be embarrassed about?"
I muttered, and suddenly realized that I hadn't been to that for a long time.
My heart skipped a beat, and I suddenly felt something was wrong.
So, I asked my brother to buy a test strip. Everyone might laugh, I have to trouble my brother about this.
Indeed, I have a good brother. He was shopping for groceries in the supermarket that day, and there were too many people. He was afraid that he would not be heard when he answered the phone, so he turned on the speakerphone.
I said loudly to him: "Buy me a test strip."
Everyone in the supermarket heard it and burst into laughter.
My brother asked me for a long time: "What should I buy?"
Finally, I used three test strips to confirm that there was nothing wrong, it was two bars!
I'm really pregnant.
"Oh, why are you pregnant? I'm not ready yet." I screamed.
Everyone in our family danced with joy after hearing the news, but I was the only one with a "sad face"!
2. The baby is growing up day by day, looking forward to the arrival of a little life.
Before I was pregnant, I always felt that it would take a long time to wait for the arrival of a little life. However, my big baby seemed to come into my belly without "saying hello".
I remember that my husband accompanied me for a prenatal check-up for the first time, and I was very excited. At that time, the doctor told me. I need to hold my urine in order to do the B-ultrasound. So, I drank 2 bottles of mineral water in one go. When it was my turn for the B-ultrasound, the doctor examined me for a long time and said to me: "You are not pregnant, you must have made a mistake!" I felt my mood plummet instantly.
After a while, the doctor shouted again: "I saw it. You drank so much water and drowned your little baby. I didn't see it just now."
I was suddenly surprised and happy, and didn't know what to say.
From that moment on, I suddenly imagined how big this little thing was in my belly.
Since the prenatal check-up, I have touched my belly every day to see if my baby has grown up.
After 2 months, I started to suffer from morning sickness. No matter I ate or drank water, I would vomit it all out. I instantly felt extremely uncomfortable. Every day, I looked forward to the day when my baby would grow up quickly and be with us as soon as possible. Meet.
3. The expected date of delivery has not yet arrived, the baby left early, and Bo’s mother appeared to have lost her life.
As the days passed, the baby in Bo’s belly also grew up day by day. In the middle and late stages of pregnancy, Mommy Bo felt that her legs were relatively heavy and she felt very tired after not walking for a long time. Her body would experience cramps and various aches and pains every day. I remember that day was Valentine's Day, February 14th. To commemorate this special day, Bo's mother specially dressed herself up beautifully and shot a video for herself.
Finally it was time to unload the goods. Mother Bo was happy and nervous at the same time, and spoke her "heartfelt words" to the baby in her belly
"Baby, when will you come out?" ? Mom is very tired every day. Can you come out quickly?
As a result, Dabao started to leave at around 10 o'clock in the evening.
At first, Bo’s mother was very excited to chat with her friends. When she turned off the lights and went to sleep, she found that her stomach hurt a little, and she didn’t know until she went to the toilet that she was red.
I was really scared. A jump.
Since my parents-in-law had just arrived from my hometown where we were staying, I didn’t want to disturb their sleep.
My husband saw me. He asked me what I was doing, but I said I couldn't sleep. As a result, he turned around and fell asleep with his head covered.
Afraid of disturbing other people's sleep, I turned off all the lights in the house.
I walked around on the ground for 8 hours from about 10 o'clock in the evening to 6 o'clock in the day. > The next morning, my husband found me wandering around and found out that I was about to give birth.
At this time, my family was in a hurry to go to the hospital. After I got to the hospital, I had no strength at all.
The pain took over my whole body.
After a whole morning, I was pushed into the delivery room. After a bloody battle, I finally gave birth to Dabao at 1:30 in the afternoon.
At that time, the doctor said to my husband, "I lost too much blood and my life is in danger." "
The family was frightened and rushed to the emergency room.
After a whole day of tossing, Bo's mother finally saved her life.
< p> It took 16 hours from the moment Bo's mother became popular to the time she gave birth to her baby. This experience was unforgettable and will never be forgotten.In the delivery room, I swore to myself: "In this life, I will never forget it." Never have a baby again! ”
4. Women are the most forgetful animals. Four years later, they risk giving birth to a second child.
Whenever Bo’s mother mentioned her first child, she felt filled with tears. I don’t dare to think about it. The hardships during pregnancy, the fatigue during confinement, and the hardships of feeding the child are all vivid in my mind.
Mother Bo always thought that she might have a second child in this life. It’s not destined for me. Neither my husband nor I plan to have another child. It was the greatest courage for me to open Dabao’s “birth gate” from the “ghost gate”. On the National Day of 2019, my husband and I accompanied Dabao and his parents. When I traveled to Qinhuangdao, I was in a very good mood. I always felt that my children had grown up and could live a comfortable life freely. Unexpectedly, there was another unexpected surprise.
On my birthday, We were on the train when I suddenly felt dizzy and nauseous, as if I was pregnant. After getting off the train, I ran to the clinic and bought test strips. >
I found out that I was indeed pregnant.
After my husband and I hesitated, we went to the hospital for a prenatal check-up, and I clearly saw that there was a very, very small baby. , in my belly. At that moment, I made up my mind to risk my life to give birth to this child.
My family persuaded me not to risk my life because the first child taught me a lesson. My family was very worried.
In fact, I knew that when I gave birth to my first child, it was my lack of experience and my ignorance that caused me to suffer from blood loss. Too many, causing dangerous consequences
5. When giving birth to the second child, Bo’s mother only took 3 minutes to give birth.
After having the second child, I always went there on time. During the prenatal check-up, I would take a good rest. When I was in a bad mood, I would also do something fun. When the due date was approaching, I asked for leave from my employer in advance.
Mother Bo's stomach stayed there for a long time, but there was no movement.
On the day of the due date, the doctor performed a prenatal check-up and shouted in surprise, "You may be giving birth today! Get ready."
Bo's mother was very surprised. Why, I didn't feel anything at all. Woolen cloth?
Erbao is too quiet.
From about 10 o'clock in the morning, there was a dull pain in the stomach, to about 1 o'clock in the afternoon, when the second child was born, Bo's mother did not suffer at all. It only took 3 minutes to give birth to my second child. The family couldn't believe it.
Every child is a mother’s heart and soul. Only mothers who have given birth to children know how difficult it is for a new life to come.
Written at the end: From pregnancy to childbirth, only mothers who have experienced it will understand the ups and downs.
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