Tell you some funny jokes.

1. If someone keeps a pig, he will get bored and abandon it. However, if the pig knows the way back, it is useless to abandon it. One day, he drove around and abandoned all the pigs. He called his family late at night and asked, Is the pig back? Answer:? Already back! ? Its roar:? Put him on the phone, I'm lost.

2. African black girls travel to Shanghai and stay in hotels. Fire in the middle of the night. The African woman ran out quickly. A fireman was surprised to see it and said, my god, it's all burnt, running so fast! !

Someone goes to the toilet, but he can't open the toilet seat. In desperation, he pulled the shit on the toilet lid. When it was convenient, he suddenly found a button on the wall and pressed it. Unexpectedly, the lid suddenly bounced off and the shit bounced to the ceiling. I'm sorry, he asked the waiter to point to the ceiling and said, I'll give you 200 yuan, and you can help me clean this up. ? The waiter looked at the ceiling and said to him, I'll give you 800 yuan. Tell me how you shit on the ceiling.

4. A male teacher said angrily to a girl who was sleeping in class: I'm so tired up there, don't move down there! If you don't cooperate, you won't even respond If you have nothing in your stomach in the future, don't blame the teacher! As a result, the whole class fainted

There is a couple in the park, which is very sweet. The girl spoiled her husband: I have a toothache ~ ~! The boy then kissed the girl and asked, Does it still hurt? The girl said no! After a while, the girl coquetry said: Husband, my neck hurts! The boy kissed the girl's neck again and asked, does it still hurt this time? The girl said happily, it doesn't hurt anymore! An old lady stood by and watched for a long time, but she still couldn't help asking the young man, young man, you are really amazing. Can you treat hemorrhoids?

6. The husband heard that his wife was having an affair and designed revenge. He took his wife to sleep all night and put concentrated rodenticide on her nipples. The next night, the wife came home late, and the husband asked why. The wife said indignantly. Our leader was poisoned! ? The husband asked: Do you know who did it? The wife said:? The murderer is very cunning. Even the police can't find out through what channels, but there are clues that Sanlu and Shengyuan milk powder are being investigated. ? Husband asked: Why? "The wife said:? When the leader died, he said, God, is there any safe milk in the world?

A prisoner was shot. Because the bullet was inferior, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot was fired ... the third shot ... At this time, the prisoner cried: Brother, strangle me, it's really fucking scary!

8. After watching the black 100 meter run, an old lady wiped her tears and said, I was scared to death! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two.

10. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

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