China men's football team won the championship.

1: A: I heard that your brother plays for the national team?

B: Your fucking brother just plays for the national team! Your whole family plays for the national team. ...

2. A: CS cheated and killed the whole family.

B: Cheating. My family plays for the national team. ...

3. A: Recently, Europe and America just released a KB tablet, which was so shocking that many MMs cried. I was so bold that I almost fainted.

B: garbage can watch the national team play football. ...

4: A: I heard that the grandson of the second uncle's house next door went crazy last night?

B: Yes, there is a good boy watching the national team play football. ...

5: A: Old man, we have been married for 70 years. Why divorce me today?

B: Who told your cousin's daughter-in-law's friend's neighbor to watch the national team play football? ...

Federal Bureau of Investigation? These KB members confessed everything.

B: What's the matter? They accidentally watched the China national team play football last night. ...

7: A: This man committed a heinous crime and killed countless people. He should go to the eighteenth floor of hell.

No need. Send him to the national team game. ...

8. A: Constipation during this period was caused by the national football team.

B: I told you to clean your shit before watching the national football team. It is best to watch the national football while watching ML! ...

My back hurts and my legs cramp these days. My wife has a problem.

Already: ~ ~ alas. All because the national football team was injured and did not shoot for 90 minutes. ...

10: I used to go to the toilet more than a dozen times a night. Since watching the national football game, damn it, this disease has all recovered!

1 1: A: it's unlucky to buy one that has fallen recently.

You deserve it. You watched the national football match. A: It doesn't matter. I've only watched half a game, otherwise it will be ~ ~ ~ ~, and the consequences will be very serious. ...

I heard that you were fired from your unit?

B: Yes.

A: Why?

Because I watched the national team play football. ...

13: Brother, how can you go to hell after all the good things you have done in your life? Damn, I accidentally took a look at the national football game! ...

14: A: I heard that your father is the head coach of the national men's football team?

B: Your father is the head coach of the national team! ...

I want to break up with you.

B: Why? I'm too good to you. I don't have menstruation because I watch the national team play football every day. I need another baby ~ ...

16: China men's soccer team has no minimum, only lower; Nothing can't be lost, only unexpected.

17: Great news: China successfully avoided all the strong teams and reached the top four of the group, and will win the championship ahead of schedule.

18: the current situation of the national football team: the age is basically fictitious, the appearance is basically ugly, the brain is basically rusty, the attack is basically based on walking, the passing is basically based on watching, the ball is basically based on hands, the passing is basically based on shouting, the defense is basically based on hugging, the shooting is basically absent, the goalkeeper is basically hands-free, and the loss is basically worrying.

19: Run your own way, go back to your home and let others play football. Let the failure come more violently

Zhu Shuai didn't come to class?

B: coach Brazil!

A: Will the Brazilians invite him?

B: It's from Argentina!

2 1: There is something wrong with the tactical arrangement! ! A draw will qualify. Why not put 1 1 in front of the door?

22: Why did Dong Fangzhuo play the winger? If you can play winger if you run fast, why not arrange Liu Xiang to play winger?

23: Cherish life and stay away from the national football team.

24: Smoking is harmful to health and watching the national football is harmful to life.

25: Watch the Premier League ask for money and watch the national football die.

26. Proper use of digital TV can effectively prevent the national football team.

27: The national football team is not sick. It's really scary to kick.

28: Coach China asked God: When will China qualify?

God looked at the coach and said seriously, I think this session will do.

The coach exclaimed, You're fucking kidding me.

God roared, you fucking made fun of me first.

29: China won the World Cup and played a song named:

A. Once in a thousand years

3 1: Football coaches from China, Japan and South Korea went to see God.

Japanese coach: When will the Japanese team win the world championship?

God: 50 years

The Japanese coach sat on the ground and cried: I won't see it in my life!

Korea coach: When will Korea win the world championship?

God: 100 year

The Korean coach sat on the ground and cried: I can't even see my son!

China team coach; What about our China team?

God sat on the ground and cried: I can't see it in my life!