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Where do these online buzzwords come from?
One of the catchwords: I don't eat noodles, I am lonely. [Help you review] At the beginning of July 2009, someone suddenly posted a picture of a non-mainstream man eating noodles in a post bar with the caption "Brother doesn't eat noodles, he is lonely". [Button for you] Xiao W is prone on the table and slams on the keyboard. 19 inch LCD screen is hidden in 600-degree glasses. Xiao W's girlfriend Xiao M, who has been feeling lonely for many days, asked, "Can I eat instant noodles in the forum every day?" Little W's shoulders trembled, but he didn't look back. After pressing Enter with his finger, he said slowly, "I didn't post it, he was lonely." At school, the Chinese teacher always gives us a sentence pattern, so we can make sentences according to the gourd painting. "I don't eat noodles. I'm lonely." Is it the collective "rejuvenation" of netizens? However, jumping out of the concrete semantics of this sentence, the re-enactment itself is somewhat tragic: is the channel for people to expand their creativity blocked to the point where performance art needs to be staged on the Internet? On the Internet, everyone is witty, all of them are Tang Bohu; Getting off the net is like a machine without electricity. Why is this? Please come to the forum to talk about it. Catchword 2: Jia, your mother calls you home for dinner! [Help you review] In a game bar, one only has the title-"Jia, your mother called you home for dinner!" Within a day, the empty post quickly became the first post on the network, with millions of hits and hundreds of thousands of replies, which triggered a collective online carnival of many netizens and triggered an in-depth analysis of this statement by all walks of life and the media. At the same time, buzzwords with similar meanings emerge one after another. [Click on the post to know] [Deduct for you] It's still Xiao W and Xiao M, the wedding anniversary. Little m set a table full of good food, red wine, high platform candles ... little w? Bubble forum, of course. Before taking off the apron, Xiao M called Xiao W to eat: "Xiao W, eat!" " "hmm." "Have a meal! ! ""Huh? " "Have a meal! ! ! ""Well ... ""W, stop bubble BBS! Your wife calls you home for dinner! " [Together] I always think this sentence is a perfect match with the hot word "soy sauce" in 2008. Don't believe it? Please see: "Jia, stop soy sauce, your mother wants you to go home for dinner!" " "A warm and moving picture of smoke curling up from kitchen chimneys is printed in front of our eyes, but who would have expected that this catchword actually originated from naked commercial interests. I don't want to elaborate in advance, of course, it's not because there is something hidden, but because it's limited to the layout, so I'm too lazy to help push people to fry again. 20 10, please keep your eyes open and don't fall into the series of "goodwill" tricks: others make money, cheat clicks, we waste time and lose keyboards. Catchword 3: Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend. [Help you review] The source of this sentence is a hodgepodge in Maopu.com, which is a spoof caused by a post of "Don't be infatuated with your brother" by netizens. Among them, PS and spoof pictures swarmed in, and many cat-flapping executives also participated in spoof activities, so netizens began to participate. [Give you a button] The toilet in Xiao M's house has been in disrepair for a long time, and it is overwhelmed and goes on strike. Xiao W volunteered, and the kung fu for lunch and dinner depended on Xiao M's family. Finally, it was finished and the toilet was completely new. In the face of Xiao M's adoring eyes, Xiao W waved his hand gently: "Don't be infatuated with your brother, his brother is just a legend. "The reason why a sentence is widely circulated must have its own characteristics and must conform to the psychological characteristics of the people it spreads." Don't be infatuated with your brother, he is just a legend. "It always makes people feel young. The speaker is confident and a little ostentatious, but his playful negative sentence structure dispels the negative feeling of the whole discourse. People who often say this should be teenagers in their prime. You love this bite when you are middle-aged? Please come to the forum to talk about it. Catchword 4: Stealing vegetables, what car did you buy today? [Help you review] Xin Kai. Com games, online "stealing vegetables" and "occupying parking spaces" have become a landscape in many offices. The most extreme example is that because most virtual vegetables are ripe at night, some hardcore players actually set their alarm clocks and get up late at night to "steal vegetables". [Click on the post to know] [Deduct for you] Xiao W and Xiao M are roommates and share an office. In the morning, Xiao W appeared in front of the office wearing a "panda eye" and a "chicken nest head". Xiao M is tangled with a pancake and looks up at Xiao W. "You were busy stealing vegetables last night, didn't you sleep well? "[Together] Whenever a game with a development cost of less than one million is sought after by millions of people, it naturally becomes a topic. The deep-seated reason, philosophy of life and emotion of "vegetable thief" have long been thoroughly dissected by critics who are indifferent to the fire. We might as well "steal" the vegetables they grow, and only emphasize one point: this game, in an abstract way, highlights the realistic frustration of contemporary white-collar workers, social backbones and young adults. It is difficult for them to succeed in work and life, and then they can't gain self-confidence. So, what should we do? Stealing vegetables! Catchword 5: Life is like a coffee table, full of tragedies and tableware. [Help you review] First of all, Yi Zhongtian stared at the "tragedy" in the first issue of Lecture Room. The result was cut off by netizens and uploaded to the Internet, which immediately became a signature document cited by countless netizens. In fact, the sentence template of this catchword comes from Zhang Ailing's pen-"Life is a gorgeous robe full of lice. "[for you] small W, investors, buy up and don't buy down. One day, he talked about juvenile madness and risked his life to enter a PetroChina company. At three o'clock in the afternoon, he looked depressed and arrogant ... Little M passed by, "Was the food stolen? "w:" don't mention it! What you plant is stolen, and if you buy it, you will lose it ... Life is like a coffee table full of cups and tableware. [Let's talk together] People have many views on happiness and misfortune: there are dialectical views that happiness depends on misfortune, and happiness lies in misfortune; there are also Ah Q views that happiness is not a disaster, but disaster is inevitable; and there are also tea table views that are full of "cups and tableware". Either way, it is actually a psychological defense mechanism, whose function is to eliminate the influence of catastrophe on individuals, so it is useless to talk more. Besides, life is really like a coffee table, filled with cups (tragedy) and tableware (tragedy), and of course washing utensils (comedy). The second birthplace of catchwords: official Lei Yu, catchword 6: We are people with status. [Help you review] During the National Day Golden Week this year, a middle-aged woman in her fifties was stopped by a 1000-year-old female commentator when she reached out and touched the Xixia mural in Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes. The woman suddenly became furious and left. Unexpectedly, I came back in an instant, surrounded by two strong men, went straight to the commentator, slapped her twice, and was accompanied by foul language. When asked, the woman's husband said, "We are people with status. Don't make a big deal out of a small matter in a few minutes. "[Click on the post to know] [Deduct for you] Xiao W and Xiao M went out with toothache at the weekend, chose a steak house and wore many evening dresses at the door. This is a bluff. Little M said, "Let's go somewhere else. "Xiao W smiled:" If we eat correctly, we are all people with ID cards. "There is a sense of privilege behind Together, which is well known, but it is amazing that some people today are so outspoken and unassuming that they make listeners feel scared and viewers feel excited." People are born from their mothers, and demons are born from their mothers "is just a myth and joke." All men are created equal, which is enough to remind us that there are still gaps in some parts of this society. So, what is the reason? Welcome to the forum to chat. Catchword 7: Don't say too much. After New Year's Day in 2009, Shanghai and Tianjin, two municipalities directly under the Central Government of China, attracted some netizens' abuse. What attracts criticism is the same charge: loan for road construction and vehicle tolls. In CCTV's "Focus Interview" program, it was reported that Tianjin insisted on collecting 55 yuan's vehicle tolls. In the face of a reporter's question, "How many loans does Tianjin have to repay for expressway construction every year? "An official of Tianjin Highway Administration Bureau said:" We can't go into too much detail about this matter. There is a new post in the forum. The owner of the post, Xiao W, tearfully described the inhuman experience when buying a house. Five seconds later, Xiao M posted: "This matter is too detailed, please pay attention next time. "[talk together] you can't say too much about everything. There are two reasons: First, fish in troubled waters. Am I stupid enough to be too detailed? I told you, how can I make a big move? Second, there is something fishy in it. Is it funny that I think too much? I told you, how to get along? This sentence was very popular in 2009, but it has been fermented for a long time: government information is open, officials' property is open, water prices and oil prices are rising ... If we look closely at these familiar words, we will find that behind them, we will always meet the same appeal unexpectedly: please explain things in detail. The third birthplace of buzzwords: entertainment big talk, buzzwords 8: not bad money. [Help you review] Zhao Benshan, Bi Fujian, Xiao Shenyang and Mao Mao performed the essay "Not Bad Money" in the CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2009, and everyone must be familiar with it. Little Shenyang in a Scottish dress is popular all over the world, and words such as "this can", "this really can't", "going astray" and "PiaPia land" have become buzzwords overnight. [Deduct it for you] At the end of the year, the unit gave a little solatium, and Xiao M took Xiao W and Xiao W took the wallet to go shopping. Crowded. Xiao W looked at Xiao M. "Who said anything about the economic crisis? Not bad money! Come back another day. " Xiao M let go. "Well, when people leave, the wallet is put down." [Together] If you want to select New Year buzzwords, "not bad money" is well deserved: from New Year's Eve in 2008 to the end of 2009. There are two kinds of people who love to say this: one is really not bad, for example, the national finance has a balance of 2 trillion; The other is poor money, such as asking God and ghosts to live in a humble abode. Catchword 9: You're out! [Help you review] The English word OUT is interpreted as "going out" in the English-Chinese dictionary; Outside; Outward ",now, the word has been given a new meaning of" outdated ",and countless young people who follow the fashion trend always talk about it, for nothing else, just to despise those who are left behind by the trend at the right time. [Interpretation for you] The series "Dwelling House" is in full swing. "Beckham is too weak. If I were him, I would definitely go to Song Siming Theory. " "I am very supportive of seaweed. Life is short, and concentration is the essence. " ..... Little W: "Beckham? Song Siming? Seaweed? We have a new colleague here, going to the seaside for a holiday? " Little M: "Little W, you are out." [Together] This sentence reminds people of Pidgin in the past, which is a mixture of Chinese and English. From one aspect, people in China and China have embarked on the fast track of globalization, and even their languages have begun to be recoded. On the other hand, if you are disconnected from the internet for a few days and then go back to the jar, it may be like a lifetime ago. At present, the Internet has injected too much fuel into the virtual world, and "forums", "blogs" and "bibs" … often go beyond reality and whiz by. How can people not feel out of touch if they want to maintain the roles of two worlds? In other words, if you don't take stock of this year's buzzwords,
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