Funny talk about friends circle, short sentences, humorous hair bands.

1. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.

In fact, when I was a child, I was thin and not fat at all, but later, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

If you can't find someone, don't always complain about others, think more about your own reasons, perhaps because you are too good for anyone.

4. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

5. Forgive me for dressing up beautifully, holding a fountain pen, frowning and writing hard, just to help Xueba get to the bottom.

6. My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

7, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

8. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

9. For someone like me who doesn't even know the famous brand, sometimes I don't think others are showing off their wealth.

10, just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, you asked me to answer the questions on the blackboard.