Urgent! ! ! Please provide an English joke with translation, three to five minutes, conversation between two people, at the second grade level, thank you!

1. The cycle repeats itself

Lao Wang was resting under a tree. Lao Li came over and said to him: "Hey, why don't you go up the mountain to chop firewood?" Lao Wang said: "What are you doing cutting firewood? "Lao Li said: "It's easy to make money from selling. If you get enough money, you can buy donkeys, and then sell firewood from house to house. Then you can buy trucks after making money, and then buy wood mills and sell wood, and then buy more trucks. I can make a fortune." Lao Wang asked, "What will you do if you get rich?" Lao Li replied, "If you get rich, you can live happily." Lao Wang said, "What do you think I am doing now?"

1, round and round

Lao wang rested under the tree, Lao li came up and said, "hey, why not go up the hill cutting wood?" Pharaoh said: " cut wood stem what?" Lao li said: "good money! Sold into money can buy a donkey, then along home door-to-door selling wood. Zheng money will buy trucks, and then buy wood factory sells wooden ware, buy more trucks, so that you can be really rich." The old king: "fortune"? Lao li answer: "fortune can be to free and unfettered freely do well." Pharaoh said, "that you think I doing now?"

2. Turtle controversy

Soft-shell turtle is also called turtle or turtle, and is commonly known as tortoise. Delicious and expensive. "If you don't buy what you eat, you won't eat what you buy." This is really a high-end gift and a public relations scandal. A certain township sent several people with many turtles into the city to pay tribute. Because of their different weights, they must be distributed according to "position". To avoid errors in calculation, the official number was written on paper and affixed to the back of the turtle. ...It was already late when we arrived in front of the residential building for government officials. Unexpectedly, the bamboo basket overturned, and all the soft-shell turtles took advantage of the dusk to flee for their lives. The villagers exclaimed: "Director Zhao" has escaped! - the biggest one. Catch "Director Qian" quickly - be careful it bites your hand. It was dark in the corner, could it be "Section Chief Sun"? "Secretary Li" was small and crawled very fast, so he might not be found.

2, turtle storm

Turtle and call TuanYu or turtle, commonly known as the tortoise. Taste delicious, the price is expensive. "Eat not to buy, buy the do not eat ", solid senior gifts, pr ugly stars. MouXiang sent several people join the turtle into town tribute. Because of its different weights, and must according to "responsibility" distribution, in order to avoid mistakes plan, therefore, JiangGuan written in paper, stick at turtle's back. ... To government cadres residential against the building, it is late. Behold, all the turtle piggy overthrown by the dusk scramble to flee for life, XiangRen a exclaimed, "zhao chief" run! The bigger the biggest . - Catch "money director" - be careful it bites the hand. The corner of the mariposa rushed, murphy is "Samson section chief"? "Secretary li"'s smaller, climb quickly, afraid that I can't find it.

3. It’s late

In the subway, a man found that a pickpocket was taking out his wallet, so he said humorously: "Man, you are late! Although I got the money today, 3, late

In the subway, a man found pickpocket is cutting his wallet, and humorously said: "man , you came to night! I today although took salary, but my wife lay more quickly than you!"

4. Love letter

The young man wrote in a letter to his girlfriend: “I love you so much that I am willing to go through fire and water for you. If it doesn't rain on Saturday, I will definitely come.

4. love letter

Guy in the letters to his girlfriend wrote: "love your love so much, that would like to give you go through hell. On Saturday as it does not rain, I'll come.

5. Unreasonable complaints

Two people ate together, there were only two fish, one big and one small. One ate the big one first, and the other one ate it. One was furious. "How inappropriate!" "He complained. "What's wrong? asked another. "You ate the big one, which I wouldn't do if I were you." "What will you do?" "Of course I will eat the small one first." "Well, what are you complaining about? That little fish is still there!" "

5 and irrational complain

Two people eat together, only two fish, a great and a small. A first big eat, another flew into a rage. "Not more suitable! " He complained. "How yao?" Another asked. "You ate that big, if I were you, I would not do so." "How would you like?" "Of course I is first eat small." "That good , you complained, the fish is still there!"

6. Keep it confidential for you

A: "I will only tell you this matter, please keep it confidential for me. "B: "Don't worry, not only do I want to keep it a secret for you, I also want to tell everyone to keep it a secret for you. "

6, for your confidential

A: "this matter I just tell you one person, you must the secret for me." B: "trust, not only I want secret for you, I will tell everybody to be secret for you."

7. Cleaning the glass

The father walked into his son's room and praised: Well done, son! The window is clean again It's clean and bright. Did you wipe it with soapy water? Son: No, Dad, I used a hammer.

7, wipe glass

Father entered the son's room, praise. , way: well done, son! The window and clean and bright, you are using soap water wipe? Son: no, dad, I am using a sledgehammer.

8. Start of school

Elementary school has started, and Dongdong, who has just turned 6 years old, refuses to go to school. Her mother explained to Dongdong that children must go to school when they are 6 years old and until they are 15 years old.

Finally, Dongdong finally sat down at the desk and asked with tears in her eyes: When I am 15 years old, will you remember to pick me up?

8, opening

Elementary school begins, just over 6 years old of winter winter will not come to school. Mother to dongdong explanation, children with 6 years old shall go to school, until 15 years old. Last winter winter finally before desk sat down and full of tears to ask: when I was 15, you will remember pick me up?