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What is the reason for Qiqi's resignation?

What is the reason for Qiqi's resignation? I counted the reasons for the most wonderful 10 resignation application in history. At first, I regarded them as jokes, but in the end, I cried. ...

1. For the benefit of the company, I volunteered to work as an undercover in the opposite company.

This sentence tells the sad reality behind it: I really can't, I'm not good at this job,

Without leadership criticism, I am not satisfied with myself. I am willing but unable to do so.

2. Dear Leader: I can hardly help you with this little money.

Especially for small companies, this is simply too realistic.

The salary is as low as death, but there is as much work as death, and you have to do everything.

There is always a shortage of hands, and one person does the work of several people.

Women are treated as men and men as animals.

Insufficient resources, the company is anxious and unwilling, and it is difficult for employees to do things.

It is said that the world is very big, and I also want to see it.

At that time, the resignation letter of a teacher in Henan, "There are so many worlds, I want to see them", spread all over the network and poked many people's hearts.

Indeed, after work, I have no time to myself.

Many jobs are single holidays, or large and small weeks, and overtime is often needed.

The body is not free, and the soul is not free.

Now with WeChat, it seems convenient, but it is also everywhere in our lives all the time.

Everyone lives in anxiety and pressure and feels that there is no way to be himself.

The leader's reply is even more unique: approval! I want to see it too!

4, the company is too small, there are too few girls, you can't find a wife, there are three kinds of unfilial, there is no future, think twice before you act, and you can't be ashamed of your parents and the motherland. I hope my boss will criticize me and allow me to quit my job and find the other half.

This truth is really true. The circle is smaller after work.

If you are busy with your work and lose your spare time,

If there are no girls in the company, it is really desperate to be single year after year.

I have a cousin who majored in mechanical engineering in college. There are few girls in her class.

There are no girls in the workshop of machinery factory after graduation. If he doesn't change jobs, he will remain single and have to change jobs.

The proprietress looks like her ex-girlfriend. It's not me who is wrong, it's the world.

This reason for resignation is wonderful, but it also shows that people are hard to push down.

6. There are fields, cows and chickens at home, and parents are too old to take care of them.

And I have no ability to take my parents over, so I can only go home and be filial.

This is a very common rural problem. There are more and more lonely old people. Young people go out to work, while old people stay in the countryside.

Moreover, many people don't have a real big career, and they can't bring their parents into the city.

In this way, it is also a good choice to go back to your hometown to take care of your parents than to wander outside.

7. I can't get on the subway line 3.

In Beishangguang, the traffic problem is really a very serious problem.

Whether the traffic is smooth or not directly affects the happiness of work.

I used to work in Lujiazui, Shanghai. I live near the Science and Technology Museum, and there are only three subway stops from where I work.

But Shanghai's Line 2 is really crowded, and sometimes there will be subway failures, waiting in the crowd for a long time.

Not to mention living far away, the traffic is exhausted.

8. I gained 24 pounds in the company and decided to go home to lose weight.

Overwork has become an increasingly common occupational disease.

Long-term sedentary, no time for exercise, serious overtime, too much pressure, long-term anxiety,

Therefore, it promotes overwork and fattening.

For the sake of health, people who can resign decisively are still very wise.

9. I really can't stand the word Leo as my leader and decided to resign. I hope that the board of directors of the company will carefully consider when recruiting managers in the future, and don't recruit all three small four to the company. If the queen was raised in the palace, what kind of biography would she play in the company?

Every word is true. "When God fights, children will suffer." Employees become cannon fodder for the leadership struggle.

We must also take care of the emotions of local leaders. This kind of work is too tiring!

10. Looking at various resignation reports, this is still the king of kings.

I'm leaving. I don't want to tell you why, but I made it up. Goodbye,

So real.