A humorous birthday greeting in a circle of friends A funny sentence wishing a friend a happy birthday.

1. Rats carry knives and look for cats all over the street! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2. No one loves you with your hands in your pockets. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

3. It hurts people, so I'll give it back to you and wish you a happy birthday!

4. I am stupid and I am happy. I am two, I am healthy. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

5. Put a motor on your heart to warm your stomach. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

6. I was just thinking about the future, but reality slapped me! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

7. even believe has a lie hidden in the middle. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

8. Life is really fun, because life always plays me. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

9. What shall I kill you with? Happy birthday, my love!

1. It's not that I don't want to lose weight. I'm just afraid of rebounding. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

11. When you are away from home, please remember: Be sure to return Niu B to Niu! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

12. Dou Wen Tao said the environmental movement: You can't just love, you have to do it! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

13. As soon as others praise me, I'm worried that others won't praise me enough. Happy birthday to you!

14, people drink, drunk. Only loose pieces need to be helped. Push loose with your hand and say, Go! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

15. truth never fears investigation. (Facts are never afraid of investigation. ) Happy birthday to you!

16. Life is like a super girl, and all the men come to the end. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

17. Smart people are unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to be smart again. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

18. The old washing machine that God accidentally dropped is a brainless creature that can think. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

19. Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater near, with more than 3 nuns and more than 1, experienced people. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can shut down. Happy birthday!

21. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which is not only low in ratings, but also low in salary. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

22. Love and sympathy, like sand and gold, are mixed together, but I still have a clear distinction. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

23. Socialization is tiring because everyone tries to show qualities that they don't actually have. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

24. Money is not everything. Sometimes I need a credit card. I pretend to work for my boss, and the boss pretends to pay me a salary. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

25. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things evoke souls, big things dig graves. Really miss me, come down with me. If you meet the line, it is purely a corpse! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

26. To me, you are a light bulb in the dark, bread in hunger, cotton-padded jacket in winter and ice cream in summer. You are the only treasure in my life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

27. Master Liu: Outside the pavilion, by the ancient road, fork fork fork, don't laugh. Although I can't remember this ancient poem, I will always remember you! I wish you happiness forever! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

28. I've been meaning to say three words to you for a long time, but I'm afraid I can't even be an ordinary friend, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

29. I'm looking for a marriage. I'm 18 years old. My figure is better than that of Yang Guifei. My face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write. I really want to find Mr. Right. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

3. There are so many pleasures in life that you are never too old to live to 8. It's still early in the thirties, so don't worry about nothing. Bake more when you are wet, relax and take a bath. I wish you a beautiful day! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

31, there is no reason to have feelings, no feelings of money, no money of strength, no strength of heart, and I, a friend who only has a heart, sincerely wish you good food, good drink and good health! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

32. Wukong developed tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wujing also raised tortoise in Liushahe. Master, I have written a book about the journey of learning from the scriptures! Everyone is very concerned about you. Please send my regards to the teacher. Are you all right, Bajie? Best wishes for a happy birthday!

33. Brain teaser: Why is a nerd called a pervert for attending a song club and offering flowers to a female singer? It's not that the nerd is too ugly, it's not that the nerd is touching, but that the nerd is offering popcorn! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

34. I miss you like a orchid in a deep valley, with a faint fragrance hanging over you, while blessings are endless attention floating to your heart. May my love accompany you through the new year forever. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

35. It's a sauna day in summer, with smoke on the top of your head, love fading, and the old moon red line forgotten. I hope you'll have to look up to the sky, your feelings need to be preserved, your thoughts need to be connected, and your contact will be broken if you don't greet. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

36. The giraffe married the monkey. A year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: Leave! Who has ever seen a kiss and climb a tree! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

37. The lady came out of the bathtub and suddenly found that a window cleaner had seen her. Paralyzed with fear, he looked at the man stupefied. What's the matter with you, madam? Haven't you ever seen a window painter? Best wishes for a happy birthday!

38. A little ant was walking and saw his companion standing on the side of the road sticking out a foot. The little ant was puzzled and asked, Dude, what are you doing? I saw the little ant whispering, look at the elephant coming, I am tripping over the elephant! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

39. I want to hold your hand and walk forward with you; I want to touch your head and be romantic and gentle with you; I want to tell you gently that we will not be sad together; I wish you everything will be fine by SMS! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

4. An earthworm meets a spider, and the spider laughs: Dude, you can't lose money when you gamble. Earthworms fight back: it's better to be naked than to work for others if some people lose, and they say it's silk clothes. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

41. unspoken rules in the workplace: those who can write are not as good as running errands, those who can blow, those who can speak are not as good as those who can send, those who are not as good at their duties are not as good as those who obey, and those who adhere to principles are not as good as those who can be flexible. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

42. One day Aju went to sell: Madam, I have a book called 5 excuses for my husband coming home late. You must buy one! Wife: Joke! Why do I have to buy it? A Ju: I just sold a copy to your husband! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

43. We should be smart workaholics and work hard for our work-when the boss is around; Crazy about work-when the boss is watching; Take good care of your health-when the boss is away. Let's be smart workaholics! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

44. I live in Chengtou garbage station. I eat tens of thousands of meals every day. It's cool to buy a popsicle when I stretch out my hand. My love life is very distressing. I don't have anyone to hug me when I go to bed at night. Today, I went online to ask for a marriage, hoping someone would deliver it to my door. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

45. I'm looking for a marriage. I'm 18 years old. My figure is better than that of Yang Guifei. My face is like a peach blossom. Although my education level is not high, I can read and write. I really want to find a sentence library for Ruyi Lang's funny birthday. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

46. Love is empty, and I am wandering in the street; People are empty and money is empty, and single bad karma is working; Things are empty and businesses are empty, and they go crazy when they think about it; Empty pots and bowls make life difficult. It's really nothing! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

47. There is a kind of making money that is short of money, and there is a kind of spending money that is not short of money. You can't share the money and spend money like water. May you remember the pain when you make money, stop spending money, wish you a wide range of financial resources, and congratulate you on making a fortune. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

48, gentle and kind, generous, got out of the hall, into the kitchen, and filial piety, where there is no RMB is simply a perfect saint. I have wanted to have a home for many years, and those who are willing can take it in. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

49. After Hui Hui and the kindergarten children went to the zoo, her mother asked her: What is the best in the zoo? Hui Hui said: Elephant. It has two tails, one in the back and the other in the front. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

5. notice of marriage: don't like makeup, save money on makeup, don't like shopping, don't like snacks, save money on snacks, don't like cars, save money on cars, and the kind that usually likes to save money is the best. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

51. Exercise to lose weight Doctor: The only way to get rid of your excess fat is to exercise as much as possible. A: Nonsense! My wife talks nonstop every day, but her bar has always been two floors. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

52. I confess that I have three hearts for you: I will love you wholeheartedly, touch you sincerely, and care for you. Second meaning: Your words are my will, and your wishes are my heart. I will carry out my half-hearted plan conscientiously and go straight to the end. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

53. Spending money is as simple as taking a shit, and making money is as difficult as eating shit. Here's a secret to getting rich: in the busiest street, hold a fruit knife and shout the signal to everyone: rob! May you smile and earn a lot of money. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

54. On the bus. A female passenger, leading her dog, is in estrus, and her dog keeps barking. As it happens, there is a male passenger with a pet dog. Strike up a conversation: alas, is your estrus here? One-night stand for me! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

55. I made a mink warm coat for you with my heart as the lining, my love as the mounting, and my concern for hair making. I gave it to you on this day in first frost. I hope you will be happy and healthy in first frost! The signal has been sent, please press any key to receive it, and it will not wait until it expires! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

56. Making money is like receiving text messages. Waiting is not the way. You have to attract others' attention and take the initiative to attack. If you spend money like sending a text message, you can send it to anyone. You have to identify the target of demand and ensure the response rate. I wish you make a lot of money to spend a lot of money. Remember to transfer when you receive the message! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

57. It's almost the end of the month, and I know that you should have no money again. I'll give you a pair of couplets. The first part: I've worked hard to earn the second part; I'm happy and careless; I'll spend it casually; if I have no money, I wish you that you don't have to work hard to make money and don't worry about spending money. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

58. The guest was leaving. He said to the host's son, Would you like to take me to the bus station? No, Rusca said, because I'm so hungry, but my mother said that we can't eat until you leave! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

59. In the days of making money, tighten your belt, eat chaff and swallow vegetables, and save a few hairs hard. In the days of spending money, spending by credit card and N kinds of entertainment are not as good as beggars in an instant. I wish you a life beyond money and a carefree life. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

6. Take out your mobile phone and watch jokes when you take the bus. Seeing a funny one, the whole person who laughed smoked. As a result, the uncle next to him said to others, Oh, look at that little girl's convulsion. Help her quickly. That's embarrassing. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

61. The process of earning money at work is hard. I am happy when I get paid, and I am happy when I spend money on shopping. I feel distressed when I run out of money. Why don't you give me your money and I will help you spend it, lest you feel distressed; I wish you as happy as getting paid every day! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

62. Squid: Damn it, my stomach is full of ink and I will be called a thief! Crow: Stop complaining, I just sang and ran away. I was named crow's mouth! Old pig: Isn't it because we are black five? ! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

63. The person who buys shoes should have beautiful feet, the person who sells books should be very talented, and the person who sells clothes should be in excellent shape, so I choose to sell a house, find someone who can cook in the kitchen, be talkative in the living room, be a good housewife in the bedroom, and be taken care of by parents and children who lie on their side. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

64. There are many interesting things about public transportation. Listen to me. I took the bus one day. It just rained, and the bus was about to start. A MM passed by the road, and the car started, spilling water. MM clothes were dirty, and the driver was busy apologizing. MM language was not bad. Brother, the clothes were beautiful! Best wishes for a happy birthday!

65. It is difficult to have a house and a car. Everyone is ordinary. Although there is no job, the money is not enough to make ends meet, and they often sleep on the streets and like to play online games, but their personality is gentle enough, and there is always not enough love. They never let go when they meet girls. Well, we will last forever. Best wishes for a happy birthday!