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Relax every day. Jokes are shorter.

1, joke 1: "Dad, what is a tsunami?" "Well, we usually go to see the sea, and the tsunami is when the sea comes to see us."

2. Joke 2: Why don't I have a beautiful and temperamental daughter? My mother knows. I envy her!

3, joke 3: A buddy said that his junior high school teacher always arranged beautiful girls to be his deskmate, and he was quite grateful to the teacher. As a result, when he graduated, the teacher told him the reason, saying that it would hinder beautiful girls from falling in love.

4. Joke 4: Visiting the park on the weekend, my husband bought a kite, and he couldn't help but sigh: "It is said that marriage is like flying a kite, and I am the kite in your hand. No matter how high I fly, the thread is always in your hand. "

I can't help feeling proud. I just wanted to praise him when I heard him shout, "Look, the kite is entangled with someone else's kite!" " "