Humorous boasts about musical instruments

Humorous Boasts of Musical Instruments

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"The Humorous Boast of Musical Instruments"

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1. Drums: Everyone on Earth I know that I am covered with a thin piece of cowhide, but I never brag about it. My biggest advantage is that I can withstand beatings.

2. Dizi: Everyone knows that I have a lot of ideas, but I am not bad at heart. Although my fame is all played out, it does not affect my status on the stage at all.

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4. Guzheng: It is no exaggeration to say that I can be called a senior in the musical instrument industry. Although I usually like to put on airs, it is not all because of work requirements

5 , Violin: I have a relatively high status. When I work, I have to step on the shoulders of my master, and I am closest to the leader. However, I have never been arrogant and work well with the leader, so I have always been very popular.

6. Accordion: My flexible and flexible personality is the reason why I am favored by others. My greatest happiness is to be hugged by others. I am the first to receive this kind of treatment in the family of musical instruments. I am really happy, so I cherish every opportunity to perform and strive to dedicate the most beautiful music to people. My slogan is: I will continue to perform to the end.

7. Guitar: I never expected that I could win so many fans even though I started my business with four thin wires. I am never picky about my working environment. I play guitar at home, in the suburbs, on the stage, on the street, and at the beach. It can be adapted to everything. One of my favorite catchphrases is: "Play well, play wonderfully, and the taste of playing is amazing." ?

8. Harmonica: Even though I am small, this is a really big family. Dozens of people live together. Although everyone looks square and square, they work hard. They work very hard, and each has his or her own strengths. They all have corresponding units. They sing while kissing their master. What is this? This is love, and even more happiness.

9. Piano: I am truly the boss among musical instruments. My character is steady, generous, noble, and elegant. Many of the classics that have been spread around the world were carefully created by me and famous teachers. I am good at expressing my inner feelings, and I can play the piano well with anyone, but I hate playing the piano to others or playing the piano randomly. It is disrespectful to me and a waste of art. ;