A Soldier's Love (Ⅲ) —— Time of Automobile Training Team

One day, the person you love is by your side. You can see her tenderness when you look up, and you can touch her temperature when you reach out.

2065438+August 08 15? How are you? Wednesday

Text/Yang Xiaoxie

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A year later, my sister Hong Kong and I came back again.

Yes, the new legion.

Just a temporary training team to train drivers.

Familiar asphalt roads, familiar rows of osmanthus trees, and familiar white military camps are all in sight.

In April, the heat wave has been rolling in Chengdu. A group of people, wearing big hats and short-sleeved uniforms, got off the Dongfeng truck with two big bags and stood on the crumpled concrete floor, sweating and waiting to go back to the dormitory.

I took off my hat and fanned in front of me. The instructor's captain gave me a look: Is that soldier hot?

It's hot, I said

He glared at me again and began to divide the dormitory.

I was assigned to a dormitory with my elder sister Hong Kong and Rong, and three men who don't smoke were together, just to my liking. I took off my clothes happily and chose a bed by the window.

Sister Hong Kong is unhappy. He said timidly, "It's over. You just said such terrible things to the captain, and living with you also caused pain. You may not have any moths in the future. "

This guy who is afraid of death doesn't even want to say that he used to be a snow leopard qualifier.

I jumped up and stamped my foot to scare him: ha! You, you, you are still a snow leopard. You, I think you are a big coward!

He also scolded: you are a big toad who has never seen the world! What to do!

Shit! Let me do this, won't you? I jumped up and slapped his knee hard, knee!

He put his right hand on my head, hooked his left little index finger, blinked his left eye, and made a "giggle" sound in his mouth, defiantly saying, Come on ~ hit me!

He felt embarrassed that such a cheap request was not met.

But my legs are not long enough and my hands are not long enough. I couldn't reach him, and I was so angry that I was half dead.

Bullying me is shorter than you, isn't it?

We must outsmart a pure idiot like him. After all, I am a wise soldier.

I opened my mouth and spit at him. It was still sprayed at that time, and the killing area was huge.

I giggled proudly.

Then they beat their heads off and spat at each other. He sprayed me all over the head, sticky and smelly, like dung in my mouth.

Rong Gang stepped into the dormitory, so scared that the washbasin fell to the ground with a thud and did not dare to answer it. He just stood by and watched, his facial expression distorted.

Whisper: Oh, I won't live with two idiots, will I?

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Actually, Sister Hong Kong thinks too much, so the captain doesn't care about these things. The captain likes to check the hygiene.

I can't go out on weekends anyway. If you have nothing to do, just clean up and wipe all the way with a rag in your hand.

Clean the window slot, windowsill, bedstead, doorframe, floor, stairs ... wipe, wipe, I ×!

Sister Hong Kong is especially good at fighting. He squatted on the ground, holding his long claws, holding out the gibbon's hand and holding the rag, and walked all the way. Holy shit! A big mop.

Sister Hong Kong is especially good at mending quilts. As soon as the quilt raised by bread was mended in his hand, it immediately became a square and angular tofu block.

Under his guidance, all three quilts were praised by the captain in public, and the happy one, the monitor Lao Lu's face was also bright, so he didn't come to the dormitory to wander around.

Lao Lu didn't expect this kind of behavior to bury a time bomb for him, which will make him a headache in the future.

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The captain also likes exams, writing them once a week and assessing them once a month.

Pepper is abnormal and spicy, and the training team is abnormal and abusive.

Collective test peace, the weekend is over.

I missed all kinds of big services in the exam.

Dreaming in the middle of the night, suddenly a whistle rang through the whole building: emergency assembly!

I couldn't help shivering and woke up, squinting at my clothes and shoes, and banging materials into my backpack.

That's right, there are no lights!

A comrade-in-arms was so excited that he ran downstairs and got into the queue like a rabbit, which made the comrades next to him laugh. I wonder which idiot dares to laugh on such a serious occasion.

The captain scolded: Don't you think you are different from others?

That comrade-in-arms was so wronged that he didn't know where he was wrong. He shouted, "Report to the captain!" ! We are all the same!

The captain patted the brim: the same? Same? ! People wear camouflage hats, but you wear big hats to raise the national flag?

The whole team laughed.

Laugh? How dare you laugh? The captain said, armed for five kilometers! Come on!

It was a night in Chengdu in July, and crickets complained about the boring weather.

Backpack, satchel, kettle, combat boots, fully armed for five kilometers, soaked to the skin, soaked to the skin.

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Do push-ups on the concrete floor in front of the training team. The captain roared: Are you tired?

Collective shouting: not tired!

I secretly scolded myself: don't be tired, you fucking try.

Oh, what a bunch of hypocrites.

The captain is so happy: well, let's do another hundred squats and bring them back!

When he finished, he asked, are you tired?

Tired! Shouted collectively.

That's good! Let's do a hundred push-ups and bring them back! The captain's blood is boiling.

Finally finished, the instructor began to do ideological work: comrades! You are soldiers and the backbone of the nation! Only by sweating more at ordinary times can you shed less blood in wartime! Only by practicing can you come at once, fight when you come, and win!

The captain applauded, and the group applauded.

The captain took over the conversation: the instructor said well! Only by practicing your skills can you win!

His fighting spirit is high: he finally did push-ups with his fists and came back in 20 minutes!

Shit! I am x! Shoot you, son of a bitch!

Echo each other, what a perfect combination. It is a waste of talent not to talk about cross talk.

......

When I heard standing up, I thought I saw the dawn, but it was all an illusion.

The captain said, you can go back to sleep. Are you happy or excited?

He asked himself and answered: Good! Go back to sleep! Duck step ready-go!

A group of people, oh no, a group of ducks are cackling upstairs.

The mood is very broken!

This incident made me realize that the farthest way is always the routine of leadership!

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The monitor also likes to let us take exams.

Percent system, one point less, haha, welcome to the 400-meter plastic runway.

There is a hero on the team, who ran a 23-point lap all weekend. I admire his physical strength and endurance.

His monitor sat in the shade with a teacup and played with his mobile phone to fight the landlord. "Four belts to the king, win! Haha! "

After drinking two cups of tea with a smile, he looked up and shouted, hurry up, hurry up!

How amazing!

Our monitor Laolu is not a good product either. He doesn't want us to run laps according to the score. He has a unique "842 1" training method, which sounds so tall.

800-meter sprint, 400-meter sprint, 200-meter sprint, 100-meter sprint, one minute rest at a time, which adds up to less than four laps.

One or two felt that they had earned it, and they were eager to try it. They shouted excitedly: Sprinkle water! It's raining in Mao Mao! Come on, come on.

Sister Hong Kong trained too hard when the police disappeared, and there was effusion in her knees. She ran and fell to the end, and she had to do push-ups.

I dared him: are you still a snow leopard like this? Turtle, right? Shoot you, son of a bitch! Chinemys reevesii!

He couldn't stand the blow, his teeth were red and his neck was thick, and he jumped up angrily like a cheetah. He roared all the way across the finish line and pulled me twenty or thirty meters.

After four rounds, one and two bent down to support their thighs, panting and turning pale, and they did not forget to tease each other: Who said they came first? Come on, fuck you! Come on! I don't want to come again. My feet are fighting, okay?

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Some squad leaders have big brains and learn the training mode of special forces in TV dramas.

The apprentice ran forward in the scorching sun, and he followed with a strong wind.

The air conditioner in the car is turned on to the maximum, and Phoenix Legend's song is still a DJ version, which can be heard from a distance:

Suspecting that the apprentice was running slowly, Beep Beep slammed the horn several times, stuck his head out of the window and shouted: Comrades! Blood and sweat, no tears, no peeling, no falling behind! Victory is ahead! Let's go

Apprentices in other classes can't stand it anymore. They are keen on them and have a mouth addiction.

What a fart! Grandma, a bear! That monitor should be on public display! Fried! Chop into minced meat and wrap it in jiaozi.

......

There is also a more exciting monitor who lets his disciples roll tires. He looks at it from time to time, with a lovely smile on his face and occasional hearty laughter.

Then let the disciples push the Dongfeng truck uphill, and the monitor secretly stepped on the brakes and put his head out of the window and shouted, didn't you eat?

Well, in contrast, Lao Lu is as kind, lovely and warm-hearted as a bodhisattva.

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Bodhisattva will also be mad.

Especially for me, a soldier who loves to do things and is full of wisdom, he likes to gnash his teeth and teach him a lesson.

I gave my sister Hong Kong a haircut and a set of hair clips. Weng buzzed on his head, so I made him a Dalmatian hairstyle and walked in the forefront of fashion.

Fortunately, without a mirror, he couldn't see it, and then I didn't dare to let him push it for me. I threw it and ran away.

Lao Lu glanced at his head with complicated eyes: Who cut it?

Little crab, sister Hong Kong said, where's the monitor? Isn't he super sunny and handsome? He said that my hairstyle is the cutting edge of fashion. Let him cut it for you, too, and go out to pick up girls.

Lao Lu called me over and criticized me: How do you want him to meet people? It is detrimental to the image of soldiers! The monk looks better than him. Let's go A hundred push-ups!

I am so wronged. I'm obviously doing something good. How did this happen?

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Always running happily on the way to do things.

When the car was running, I was driving an S-shape on the road with a serious face. The snake was so happy when it walked that it scared the cars next to it to stay away.

The steering wheel is too tight. Lao Lu wants to help adjust the track, but he can't move it. He was very angry.

He said: Crab pliers are quite strong! Just drive at the traffic lights ahead! You lose by driving someone else's car!

I was trembling with fear. I slammed on the brakes and my foot must have died in the parking line.

Hey hey! Awesome, perfect fixed-point parking! I am proud of my superb skills.

But I heard something slide in the carriage and hit the guardrail. Whatever. Great people don't care.

When I climbed into the carriage and changed people, seven or eight pairs of eyes stared at me, which was extremely fierce. Those eyes were like Erlang's eyes flashing and wanted to eat me.

It turned out that it was the sudden braking that made the comrades sleeping on the mat at the rear of the carriage slide directly to the head of the carriage, and the watermelon placed in the carriage also crashed into two halves.

I asked: Is there a feeling of flying freely?

No one paid attention to me, only a pair of resentful eyes stared at me straight.

I am very calm. I grabbed half a watermelon from Sister Hong Kong's arms, took it out with crab claws and swallowed it in one gulp.

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There are also people who work in groups.

People buy a pair of sunglasses online, competing to sit in the back of the car and see beautiful women, which is a big drop.

As soon as a beautiful woman appears, she is crazy;

Then, then Lao Lu found out.

If you don't practice driving well, push the car in groups. He is in a good mood to step on the brakes in front, which is called an addiction.

Local beauties also like to make trouble.

I met two girls in Dayi County. One of them is riding a pink bike. When she saw a dozen military vehicles flying by, she waved her hands excitedly and shouted: Ah! Brother bing! Ah!

Crazy kicking the pedal, trying to follow all the way, over-excited, ah, into the roadside drain, standing up and still there.

Stunned, we all feel from the heart: support the army iron powder!

But girl, why don't you shout when you shout? Why don't you ride a bike? Why are you waving?

It's very helpless for us to be hit by Lao Lu's car and run, okay?

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The time bomb that Lao Lu had buried before exploded.

In fact, it also proves that Rong lives with two idiots

Lao Lu lives in the dormitory next door. When the tiger is away, the monkey is king. Sister Hong Kong is the mobile phone, the leading McPherson, and she has a special way of doing things.

At dusk, after dinner, he began to come out and do harm to Rong and me.

His right hand holding a small Bluetooth stereo as a microphone, his left hand on the top of his head disorderly fibrillation, spasm, body gently shaking, singing along with the stereo:

Obviously it is a sad love song, why should it be sung as hip hop? With the rhythm of shouting wheat?

Seeing him like that made me laugh, and I couldn't help giggling.

At the same time, I condemn his disregard for other people's lives! Strongly condemn!

Rong couldn't stand him any longer, covered his ears with a sigh and ran away with tears.

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I didn't run away. This is a public place and my dormitory. I tried to get his attention by coughing.

He seemed to be intoxicated, selflessly waved his arm over his head, squinting and shouting: friends from Chengdu, friends from Jiangxi and friends from Tongdao, come and play together!

He sings:

What a familiar rhyme! I was afraid of having nightmares at night, so I decided to interrupt him.

I yelled: Did you fucking lay eggs? !

He pursed his lips and said proudly, do you understand this? Have you ever heard of anxiety? ... forget it, you don't understand. It's terrible to have no culture

Hey, hey, hey, I'm not happy about it. You are the only one who knows this feeling, right? You are the only literate person, aren't you? But it broke your cow, didn't it? !

My hands and feet are shaking when I jump. Imagine the kangaroo fighting posture.

I sang at the top of my voice:

He froze, craning his head motionless, like a goose.

Old Lv Wensheng came, shocked by this vivid picture in front of him, and left without love.

After a while, Sister Hong Kong shivered and said, Are you, you, you ... Are you mentally retarded?

This is the mood! I yelled. I've been singing.

Can we stop? He said.

I'm too lazy to ignore him, I continue to sing:

Stop singing, stop singing and leave me alone, he said.

He plopped down on his knees and cried, Please forgive me, Brother Crab. ...

When I stopped, I gave him another fright. I shouted, chicken! Giggle. Oh, oh, oh!

He huddled in the corner with fear, so wronged that he almost cried.

Uh huh! I can't stop you from picking on me.

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Crazy and tired, we sat in the corner and watched the last ray of the sunset being swallowed up by the quietly coming night.

He turned to look at me and said, it's good to be so unscrupulous and heartless every day. Life is already cruel. If you don't give yourself a little joy, you are abusing yourself.

After thinking about it, he said: Besides, unhappiness often leads to short life. I cherish my life. Since I can't earn much money and all the people I like have run away, let my life be longer.

This guy is playing with emotions, and his heart is sad again. He remembered the girl who bought you snacks and underwear and said she would wait for you.

I thought he put it down, but it was all fake. Why ruin yourself? You are a soldier elder brother with great responsibility.

But I am also an ordinary person, he said, and there will be joys and sorrows of worldly desires, he said.

He asked me seriously: Seriously, what songs are suitable for lovelorn people?

I fucking know! I'm in fucking love, aren't I?

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That year, Ada's songs were very popular, especially the song "Later" I played for Sister Hong Kong.

His head leaned against the white wall, expressionless, as motionless as a wooden head. This man is really boring, and all the dead balls have been played.

It's not like me. It's not fun to just listen. Sing along:

Singing too deep, there is a kind of heartbreaking rush, the kind of twittering.

I said: Oh, why do I feel that I am lovelorn? It's so uncomfortable that I want to die.

He scolded me: Are you in love? You are lovelorn!

I am very sad: I have never eaten pork or seen a pig run! I fantasize that I am lovelorn, okay?

I said, I don't like to hear it directly. The next song is ok.

The next song is "I have you all my life". This song was a few years ago. I used to listen to it when I was a child, every year. I feel different every time I listen to it.

Singing and singing, I caught a glimpse of his rosy eyes, and two lines of tears flowed quietly from the corner of his eyes.

Brother, how did it make you cry? I can't sing that badly.

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He looks very likable (terrible).

Don't know how to comfort, acid not slip autumn play literature and art, I say:

Now that I think about it, it's a good thing that I told Sister Hong Kong that if I were someone else, I would probably be beaten up.

Come on, come on, don't be so melodramatic, he said impatiently.

He said: Now all these are gone, only songs, living by songs and enjoying songs.

I said you still have me, a good gay friend, a good friend and a good comrade-in-arms ... let's play another song, I can't stop.

As a soldier, of course, we should sing military songs. Come, I'll sing you a military song.

Our memories

I buried it in my heart.

The young battlefield is in the barracks.

I am waiting for the lights of thousands of families here.

Responsibility and mission are defined by youth.

Well, the fucking tears are more fierce, bursting out like Baotu Spring.

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Men don't flick when they have tears, but they can't reach the sad place.

It really pierced your heart. If it's broken, it's broken

It is also good to cry when people are sad. Keep things in your heart all the time, and water will gather and burst its banks one day. I'd rather you open the floodgate now.

I didn't understand the feelings of teenagers until I met Teacher Liang two years later.

Love is coming, it is a bowl of warm chicken soup, nourishing the monotonous days;

Without love, it is just a pot of Huang Lian soup. You have to cook it yourself.

It was two years before I realized that strong people always need to get hurt first. Like him, I don't need much comfort, holding the wound and slowly healing.

Maybe we are all the same. We were all full of worries and scars, but no one could say anything. We were all stupid.

It doesn't matter how you live, as long as you can live, right

About Miss Liang, that's another story.

We've all seen this, so be careful with your fingers.

Raise the crab claws to express your gratitude!