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1. Do you know who my father is? Laugh!

A rich second generation was arrested by a female traffic police for speeding.

The female traffic police issued a ticket to the rich second generation!

The rich second generation proudly asked, "Do you know who my father is?"

The policewoman replied, "You have to ask your mother about this."

2. Swearing is too technical! Laugh!

The old man said to his mother, "I finally proved that I am actually your long-lost brother!" " "

Mom is at a loss, at a loss!

At this time, the old man suddenly pointed to his son and scolded, "Otherwise, how could he have been born such an idiot!"

3. Friends and daughters-in-law are too open! burst into laughter

A man is having dinner with his friend.

The man said to his friend's daughter-in-law, "I play naked with them!" " "Hearing this, my friend's daughter-in-law replied," What's wrong with playing naked? We play naked! "

4. Husband, what are you doing? Laugh!

Girlfriend texted her boyfriend: "Husband, what are you doing? Are you dreaming? Pass me the dream! Are you laughing? Give me a smile! Are you crying? Texting your tears makes me sad together! " After a while, my boyfriend texted back: "I'm defecating."

5. Female colleagues have evil thoughts! Laugh!

In the company, a group of colleagues are in solve riddles on the lanterns.

The male colleague asked, "Ten men peeked at five women's baths and made an idiom."

In fact, many people know that it is colorful.

But a female colleague blushed and asked, "Is it both?"