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Help come up with a super funny joke, not vulgar. Thanks

The Sun: "Yue, we meet again. I want to tell you a lot, but I don’t know where to start." (The Moon suddenly fell into the Sun’s arms)

Moon: "Sun, don't say anything!"

Earth and other stars: "Shh... be quiet. We only watch porn once in five hundred years~"

(5 minutes later)

Moon: "Sun, why are you so fast?"

Sun: "I can't help it. There are more and more people watching from the earth now. I'm nervous..."