crack a joke

Characters: Communist Youth League Secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiaoling and Xiao Wu.

Scene: classroom

League branch secretary: classmates, classmates, comrades and compatriots. . . Same. . . Why? Please listen to me!

Three people: Go ahead.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you listening?

Three people: I'm listening!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Really?

Three people: Really!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you sure?

Three people: OK.

Communist Youth League Secretary: No remorse?

Three people: no regrets.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Did you lie to me?

Three people: Do you want to talk or not?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to talk! -What am I going to say?

Three people fainted.

Youth League Secretary: Ah! ! ! ! exactly

Three people sit up.

Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

Three people fainted again.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Well, get to the point, you can't get drunk again! You should keep working hard, be self-reliant, volunteer, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet, stand on your own feet. . . Make good changes and boycott Japanese goods!

Xiaoling: What a mess!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I was sleepy and fell asleep!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I think! But the teacher won't let me go!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What to do in the evening?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

Communist Youth League Secretary: Go to sleep!

Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: It's very important! -Eat!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I also want to consult this question!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmate! Please correct your attitude! Why do you sleep all day?

Xiaoling: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted.

Xiao Ai: Ha ha ha!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

Communist Youth League Secretary: What's interesting about the game? Play after school! Look down on you who play games the most. You have no technical content at all! Tell your teacher is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!

Xiao Wu: Haha, you hung up again!

Communist Youth League Secretary: And you, Xiao Wu!

Wu: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Look at you all day. Besides dating girls, drinking tea and walking, are these achievements worth soaking in?

Wu: Yes! There is no bright future! -No pretty girls!

Communist Youth League Secretary: No bright future-no bright future!

Students, students, comrades, and-

Three people: Just say it!

Communist Youth League Secretary: With whom!

Three people fainted.

Communist Youth League Secretary: Burning our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: I have no strength!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Get rid of your bad habits!

Wu: It won't abandon me!

League Secretary: Come on, let's work together!

Three people get down: alas!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Come on, hurry up, let's ...

The bell rings.

Secretary of the Communist Youth League: ... Let's eat!

Three people: Yes!

Communist Youth League Secretary: How could you? Are you so worthy of the party, the country, the people and your mother? Live up to ... me?

What does Xiao Ai feel: Mom!

Youth League Secretary: Hey!

Xiao Ai: Use me!

Communist Youth League Secretary: It was an accident! Music!

(< Magic Wind > The lyrics are like this)

Xiaoling: Actually, I don't want to sleep that much! Sleep, just to escape from reality! When you sleep, you can't see the teacher who is lecturing, you can't see the serious classmates, you don't have to think about anything, you don't have to think about anything! I also want to study, but I always feel like taking a break. . .

The other three applauded.

Xiao Ai: Seriously, I don't have to play games. Because I feel tired and can't learn well, I want to paralyze myself with games! The more depressed you are, the more you play games. I am the king in the game, which gives me temporary happiness, but the worse my grades are. The worse your grades are, the more depressed you are!

The other three applauded.

Wu: To tell you the truth, I really have a lot of longing for love. I want to experience the romance after dusk at the willow tip on the moon, and also find an excuse to avoid learning! Once you relax yourself, people are lazy and don't want to study.

Three people applauded.

Communist Youth League Secretary: I think I understand your feelings. You have walked into your inner shadow! So I want to help you! As a Communist Youth League secretary, it is my responsibility to help you! As classmates, I hope the students who stay behind will return to the team!

(Music stops! ) Because we came to the same group, from that day on, we were a family! (Music "Because we are a family")

Communist Youth League Secretary: Good! Maybe you can't get used to it for a while, but I will always help you, guide you and seduce you!

Three people: huh?

Communist Youth League Secretary: No! Guide you! Lure you!

Three people: Huh?

Communist Youth League Secretary: In a word, let's work together!

Three people: fight!

Several people study hard together, help each other and relax.

Xiaoling: With the help of the Communist Youth League Secretary, I finally understand that I will have a candle every night for 36,000 days! My grades have finally appeared (take out the brand! ) excellent!

(Singing) I like sour and sweet. This is the real me. The door to classes will never come again. What a wonderful world, waiting for me to discover!

Xiao Ai: (with a book in her arms) Since I stopped playing games and easily passed the CET-4, now I study English hard. My goal is:-first!

(Singing) Hehehe Hey, stop playing games! Hehe, hehe, hey, stop playing games! Rebuild the symbol of the king of heaven, I kicked it away!

Xiao Wu: Yan Ruyu is in the book, and Yan Ruyu is in the book! Since I was accompanied by books, my empty heart has finally been filled! I waved my sleeve, so I won't take a remake!

(Chorus) I want to be the child who studies hard in the fairy tale and never study happily again!

Communist Youth League Secretary: Classmates, classmates and comrades, why are they all gone? Why? You have finally become excellent league members! Keep working hard and never give up!

Three people: Thank you! Why?