Who has an interesting joke?

1, fishing by the lake, my buddy asked me, "How big is the biggest fish you caught?"

"Have you seen the movie Jaws?"

"yes."

"It's about the size of a DVD box." joke book

There are two skulls, one big and one small, in Cao Cao's tomb. Why?

Experts said: this is easy to explain. The big one belongs to Cao Cao, and the small one belongs to Cao Cao when he was a child.

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A: I think my parents have a unique imagination.

B: Why?

A: I asked how I got it, and he said I picked it up.

What's so strange about this? Many parents say so.

They said it was picked up by a monster ... joke 520

4. What animals and plants add up to be the most like chickens?

Trees and horses, because digital camera jokes 520