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One day, Yao Ming and Jing M.Guo were taking a bath together, and Jing M.Guo dropped a bar of soap: "Yao Ming, help me pick it up, thank you". Yao Ming began to calculate: "My height is 2.3 meters, the chrysanthemum position is about 1.3 meters, Jing M Guo 1.4 meters, and my buddy position is about 0.8. Even if I stand on tiptoe, I am still far from it ..." After careful calculation, Jingmi Guo Can can't play my mind, and he can't touch it at all. This soap can be picked up! So Yao Ming bent down. Jing M.Guo laughed wildly: You are so naive! Then stick out your tongue playfully. ...