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A lively joke.

Buy a skirt.

I went shopping with my wife. My wife took a fancy to a skirt, but I didn't want her to buy it because it was too revealing. She said she was here, and she just wanted to try. Looking at her poor little eyes, I gave in. As a result, she put on her skirt and ran away like a gust of wind, leaving me and the salesman in a mess.

Emotional intelligence is a serious injury.

A headmaster came out of the library and found it raining heavily. There is a lovely classmate standing beside him. Xue Mei looked at Xueba's umbrella and was about to ask her if she could hold an umbrella together. Xueba suddenly handed the umbrella to her and said, "Here you are, take it, don't catch a cold!" " The junior was moved: "What about you?" Xueba said calmly, "I'll take a taxi and go first."