A one-sentence joke

Make a fire in the toilet.-go to hell. (shit).

Wrapped in the air-playing the fool. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller throws the pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

Public toilets are still being hit by stones, which has aroused public anger. (causing male feces).

Under a fur coat.-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius' action is a complete loss. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

Scholar towel. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

Slam the bamboo with a blunt knife.-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt store-I have nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).

The dragon god moved.-great. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

Buried in an empty coffin-arrogant. There is no one in the Woods.

Eight-pronged approach-rules. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts.-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

Monk's house