Rotten woman joke

After the younger brother kept the door, Wu Xie brushed Weibo every day and became the defendant in Weibo. One day, he sent an immoral photo of his intimacy with his little brother, which was madly forwarded by rotten girls. The next day, I naively played mahjong with the fat man, and suddenly my little brother broke into the house with a knife! Everyone was surprised: why did you come back? Facial paralysis, red eyes, and cold ask: Who is Aite? Everyone was puzzled, and the younger brother went on to say, Wu Xie called last night and said that he was bombed by Aite. Everyone:-_-!

One night after dinner, Bottle Evil walked around the West Lake. Little brother suddenly conjured up a purple and gold box like magic, and knelt down without saying anything. "Marry me." Wu Xie moved, but he didn't forget to open the box and looked down. It turned out to be a ghost decree. "This ... this is too expensive." Little elder brother gently cough a cry and said, "the key to the house, you keep it. 」

There is an antique shop next to Xiling printing house. What is the advertisement broadcast every day? "Little brother is missing, little brother is missing, boss Wu has no intention of operating, and antiques are cleared." ? After a month, it will be changed to:? "Little brother is back, little brother is back, boss Wu celebrates, big discount." ? The next month was: "Little brother ran away again, little brother ran away again." ...

In a stolen goods, the fat man picked up a ritual vessel. "This Tang Sancai ..." The younger brother replied, "Naive." "This wall of harmony ..." "Naive." "... so this blue and white porcelain is" naive "and" Zhang Qiling! ! ""... childish. "

God said he wanted to have a baby with his brother. God said it was too difficult to change it. He naively cocked his head and thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll knock down Zhang Qiling." God pondered and said, "Let's talk about having children!"! ! "

6 fights, Zhang Qiling, Naive, Zongzi. "Little elder brother, help! A lot of zongzi! " A large number of zongzi suddenly appeared under an unknown bucket, only to see Xiao Nai calling for help from his little brother. Brother stuffy grabbed the black gold ancient knife and cut it to his arm, and his finger shouted "one!" Here we are, Zongqun. Zongzi stopped immediately. "Two!" Re-line up and follow the little brother's finger to Xiaonai, "Three!" Everyone bowed: "Sister-in-law! ! "……

One day, everyone got together to chat, and the fat man felt (it is a great good thing to get a wife now, and luxury cars are indispensable, you say …) Xiaohua smiled (Wu Xie, come with me, and you can decide where to buy a house and how many cars you want, ok? ) I saw my little brother silently start to turn over his backpack. Wu Xie is curious (little brother, what are you looking for? I saw my little brother put an old key into his hand (is a mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor enough? )