Tencent jokes are super classic.

Tencent joke super classic one:

An old man went to the drugstore to buy medicine. When he saw Viagra, he asked the young lady. What is this for? Salesman embarrassed to say? Used below? So the old man bought a box and went back to the bottom. As a result, all the faces stood up.

Wang Yun: Lord Cao Cao, the seven-star sword is for you! Please use it to kill Dong Zhuo!

Cao Cao: Great! The seven gems on this sword are really beautiful.

(the next day)

Dong Zhuo: Is this a good knife? Especially the seven concave holes on the sword are quite distinctive.

(assassination failed)

Put the punctuation wrong.

The school appointed the youngest son of grade two to keep a diary every day. Father always checks first at night. One day, after checking his diary, he was furious with his wife. The wife was puzzled, and the husband casually spread out his youngest son's diary in front of her. I saw it crooked and said: Today, I finished my homework and Uncle Wang came to play at home. My uncle praised me for doing well. My uncle kissed my mother and kissed me. ? The wife was furious and angrily called her youngest son for questioning. The younger son cried and explained: Uncle kissed me and mother kissed me. ?

One day, a beautiful lady got on a bus and saw an empty seat, so she took out a paper towel and wiped the seat. Just as she was about to sit down, she farted and the trunk screamed again. A handsome guy has spoken, and the young lady is really particular. Wipe it or blow it.

One day, a message was posted outside a building: If you want to die, please go to the 9th floor; If you still want to struggle, please go to the eighth floor; If you want to leave a note, please go to the seventh floor. If you want to be banned, please go to the sixth floor; If you want to go to the hospital, please go to the fifth floor; If you want to experience the feeling of jumping, please go to the fourth floor; If you just want to scare people, please go to the third floor; If you are only interested in jumping off a building, please go to the second floor; If you just want to watch the fun, please register at the registration office of 1 building.

Tencent joke super classic 2:

The dog thinks: The family I live in is really kind to me. They feed me, let me live in a clean, warm and dry place, caress me and take care of me, okay? Well, they must be gods!

The cat thought, the family I live in is really kind to me. They feed me, let me live in a clean, warm and dry place, caress me and take care of me, okay? Murphy, I'm God, okay?

Fat lady:? I hate electronic scales that automatically report weight. ?

Others asked:? Why? It will loudly report your weight?

The fat lady said angrily, no! It screams every time. It is only suitable for one person. ?

My son stays in bed and doesn't do his homework.

Father:? If you don't do your homework, you won't find a job in the future. ?

Son:? I don't want to work?

Father:? Then you'd better not get married and start a family ?

Son:? Only? Do not get married. ?

Father:? Then you'd better not fall in love or kiss girls.

Son:? I have no time to chat with you. Time to do your homework! ?

Tommy:? Teacher, Lie Bin just scolded me and told me to die. ?

Teacher:? What did you do?

Tommy:? I'm coming, teacher. ?

During World War II, three soldiers were put into the prisoner camp, one of them was a British soldier, one was a French soldier and the other was a Polish soldier.

One night, the guard fell asleep. The three men were ready to escape when it was now or never.

The British soldier went out first and kicked the guard's foot. The doorman asked? Who is it? The British soldiers were in a hurry and sent out? Meow? Sound. ? Oh, it is a cat. ? So the guard went back to sleep.

The French soldier then escaped and accidentally kicked down the kettle. The doorman asked? Who meows! ? Oh, another cat. There are so many cats today. ?

The Polish soldier was the last to escape. He ran into the prison gate. ? Cats, of course! ? Polish soldiers quickly replied.

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