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I am so depressed that I want to hear a joke.

On a cold winter day, music lovers decided to learn to play some real musical instruments. He went to a musical instrument store and said to the clerk, "I want to buy a red trumpet and accordion against the wall." The clerk looked at him strangely and replied, "well, you can buy that fire extinguisher, but you have to keep the heater."