A longer English joke

One day, a man named Ai Zi said to the rich man, "Your sons are too stupid to know anything about this world. How can they take over your property after you die? " Hearing these words, the rich man got a little angry. The father said, "Everyone says that my son is very clever and praises their virtues. What you said is completely nonsense! " Then let's test it. Okay？ "YiZi suggested. The rich man agreed. Father called his two sons to Ai Zi. Ai Zi asked, "Do you know where rice comes from? The eldest son smiled and replied, "Anyone with brains knows the answer. Rice comes from the kitchen." The youngest son blinked and said, "You are wrong! How can you say that food comes from the kitchen! It does come from the bag. " The rich man looked at his son and turned red with anger. "You are both stupid! Why don't you ask me when you don't know the right answer? You are both wrong! Rice comes from neither the kitchen nor the bag, but from the barn! " The moral of this story is that when a person pretends to know something he doesn't actually know, he may do something stupid.

Where does rice come from?

There was a rich man in the state of Qi. He has two sons, one is more stupid than the other. But the rich man still regards his two sons as the apple of his eye. One day, Ai Zi said to the rich man, "You two young masters are in a daze all day. How will you take over the family business in the future? " The rich man was very unhappy and said, "What a shame! How clever my sons are! Who doesn't praise them for their cleverness in person! " "Ai Zi said with a smile," Then let's test them? " The millionaire agreed. So the rich man called his two sons. Ai Zi asked, "Where do you think rice comes from?" The boss smiled and said, "Who knows this! It's from the kitchen! The second child blinked and said, "No! How did it get out of the kitchen? The rice poured out of the pocket. The rich man looked at the boss and his second brother, flushed with anger, and scolded, "Two idiots, who don't know or ask me, how can they talk nonsense in front of the guests?" "To tell you the truth, rice didn't come from the kitchen or the pocket, but from our granary."