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Yuan Dan's most classic copy

I want to be nice to you. I hope you can live in the warm sunshine, be honest, humble, pure, brave, love or be loved. You don't have to beg for what you can't get. You don't have to experience the hardships of life in advance, but I will protect your hopeless romantic and idealistic life.

2. Right and wrong are in oneself, reputation is in people, regardless of gains and losses. -Mo Xiang Tong Chou "The Father of the Magic Way"

Don't forget to blossom, it's your innate dream when you were a seed.

4. Cyclone Road: You are the right path of mankind, and you are the center of the world.

5. "Your Highness, please don't move-""I didn't come to fight, I came to propose to you." -"The Lantern Reflects the Peach Blossom"

6. "I will always be your most loyal believer." -"God Bless the People"

7. Don't make do, don't insist, don't be kitsch, don't go with the flow, and live yourself into a beam of light, confident, frank and radiant.

8. Life is full of disappointment, and not all the waiting can be fulfilled. Smile right, don't panic.

9. Although God doesn't care about human beings, we will try our best to complete this journey alone. -"the undead"

10. When I grow old with the years. The years have changed, the time has dispersed and faded, but the fleeting time is still unforgettable.

1 1. Some people like you, while others just like you.

12. Did you come to see me this time? Whether you come to see me or not, I am very happy.

13. If you meet unexpectedly, you can expect it tomorrow. Needless to say, you will arrive as scheduled.

14. If I don't want love, can I be an innocent and happy woman?

15. I miss you in the sky, in front of me, in my heart, and in my heart.

16. At the last moment of my disappearance, I can see you. I was born in this world. "-"A Lantern Reflecting Peach Blossoms "

17. Strangely, after saying sorry, everyone took it for granted and believed that what others said didn't matter. -"Two Stars"

18. I may not decide whether the road is good or not, but I can't. Only I can decide.

19. Your love makes me dream of becoming a princess.

20. Ask Ling for thirteen years and wait for him to return-the founder of Magic Road.

Yuan Dan's most classic copy (Part II) 2 1. I really like seeing you every day.

22. I have you in my heart, and spring blossoms every day.

23. There is a sunset in the rearview mirror. He is a teenager who can stall the sun. -"Daytime accident"

24. Some people are fickle, and they will be unrecognizable in the first five years. Others, who are quiet inside, follow the Wan Li Road without changing their original intention.

25. Desolate, the other side, the last flower in this life, the first flower in the afterlife. You Chun said that when they die, the tea must be white, and the last flowers will wash away the dust for them. At that time, the flowers on the other side will be waiting for them in full bloom. You Chun also said that he couldn't guess what color the flowers on the other side were ... I.K. smiled and said that he knew it must be red, blood-like red, leading them to the next life. -"It's disgusting to be alive"

26. Everything in the past is a preface. I hope the days will be clean, and I will meet tenderness when I look up.

I know you will leave, but I still don't want to let go.

28. "Compared with the endless night sky, the light of the stars is so weak. But as long as he is there, it is not pure darkness. " -naive Chu "I only like your personal design"

29. The two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.

30. The young man said: Yes, but almost no courage.

3 1. "Anywhere, maybe you just don't like me that much"-I hope you are all right.

32. Pixing Dai Yue passed by mountains and rivers, wishing to reunite with tenderness.

33. Forget it, these people have nothing to do with you in the future, but I am.

34. Are you naked? Robe with my son. Have I nothing to wear? Take your son.

35. If you were uglier, I might chase you.

36. He has good scenery in his heart, and others are not afraid of scenery. By the light of this day, all the way forward.

37. The sun on the earth is just right, and the wind blows over the top of the forest. At that time, they were still young.

38. The sun is still clean, the Milky Way is still bright, and the world is still moving slowly with long-term affection, so time flies to witness all eternity and immortality in the long years-the dark sky.

39. "People are like this, thinking and thinking, hesitating, feeling that they are not ready and have not saved enough courage. In fact, as long as they take that step, they will find that everything is ready-"run wild"

40. I will be by your side in the future, and it's no use protecting you. -"Enough Species"

Yuan Dan's most classic copy (Part III) 4 1. Go up and become a ghost.

42. Ten years is like a sea, and no one will die.

I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission. -"Silent Reading"

44. A trip to the mountains and rivers will make you lucky three times, and a storm will make you miss your life.

Because of you, darkness is light, and light is what you look like. -"Steel jumper"

46. The snowy moon I saw, the wind and thunder I heard, the sweet and sour food I ate, and the warm and cool touch were all hidden in the envelope with the gentle writing sound, and quietly handed to you on a bright moonlight night.

47. It's really painful if you are infatuated and finally frustrated.

48. No matter what happens after death, the waves will last for several days.

49. The world is magnificent, and I share it with you. I will share all the beautiful things in the world with you. Only disaster, I stand alone-nine days of phoenix

50. Some stories can't stand later.

5 1. Human fireworks are the most soothing.

52. The vastness of the universe cannot be hidden, but it can be stored in the eyes of pursuing ideals.

53. There is a misty rain, why not Ren Pingsheng-"Passing the Door"

54. It turns out that the word love is beyond my power-force majeure.

55. No regrets-Hal

56. Even if no one holds my hand, I can walk with my hand in my trouser pocket.

57. Be gentle.

58. Later, I learned that many things are useless, just like holding a cup of hot water. Although you are thirsty, you will put it down when you feel hot.

59. There are mountains and rivers in your eyes, which are more immortal than everything I pass by-"Are you sick?"

Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand by and betray the whole world.

Excerpts from classic original sentences

Excerpted from the classic original sentence 1. The world was in a panic, but the silverware was broken.

2. Whether it is 130,000 years or 300,000 years, I would like to be equal in this Taoyuan forest all my life-in ancient times.

When I first saw Kunlun Jun, I was surprised and confused. -"The Soul of a Small Town"

4. Some people like you, and some people just like you.

5. if you meet unexpectedly, you can expect tomorrow. Needless to say, you will come as scheduled.

6. Life is full of disappointment, and not all the waiting can be fulfilled. Smile right, don't panic.

7. In the depths of the years, it would be great if mountains and rivers could depend on each other.

8. Have a romantic universe and cherish the daily life on earth.

9. There is an idiom called enough is enough, which tells us to learn enough in everything, just like you don't like me, but I pester you and hit you, which can only be a joke in the end.

10. This calm day, when no wrinkles can be blown out, is also flashing.

1 1. Holding the sword of mountains and rivers, I would like to be your Sina. -"Meet You Huan"

12. I pity the true feelings of my life, but I can't compete with that fickle heart.

13. Stick your hot face on the other person's cold ass and always feel that you are not doing well enough ... In your own eyes, this is love; In the eyes of the other party, this is annoying; In the eyes of others, this is cheap.

14. God has never cared for mankind, and we will finish this journey alone-"the undead"

15. The vastness of the universe cannot be hidden, but it can be stored in the eyes of pursuing ideals.

16. Brother Cheng, come on, don't pull me-run wild.

17. If you look at the details, it is obvious whether you love it or not.

18. I was careless when you came, and my heart broke when you left.

19. All the sufferings and burdens have come to an end. This is the time when the world flows like clouds. -Pastor "Big Brother"

20. "My examiner is so good that I forgot." -"Global College Entrance Examination"

Excerpted from the classic original sentence 2 2 1. "Countless fireworks are colorful in the night and bloom in unison. Snowflakes, like thousands of whirling spirits, reflect the lights and gently cover the new earth. Zero point. The New Year bell rings at this moment, spreading all over the cheering crowd, crossing the dark sea and flying to the distant and splendid Xinghai. " -"Star Master"

22. Next time you meet someone you like, don't be sarcastic or cold.

23. Ambiguity is being in a position where you can get love without being hurt. It's like standing on a cliff in a dilemma, taking a step back with nothing and further crushing it.

24. Everyone has his own story, either sad or happy or helpless. If you don't touch deeply, you will never know what is in the hearts of passers-by, and whether there is a sigh in the lighted window. -"out of place"

25. Every candy you sent went to the right place. In fact, the earth is round, and all the good things you do will eventually come back to you.

26. If you can afford what you like and go where you want to go, you won't lose the quality of life because of the comings and goings of people around you, but you will be more confident because you spend your own money. No matter what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine at any time. No matter what happens, remember to fill your heart with happy fairy tales.

27. No ... the monsters have all been cleaned up, and I am the last one. Can you leave me at your house? -Silent reading

28. Some people are fickle, and they will be unrecognizable in the first five years. Others, who are quiet inside, follow the Wan Li Road without changing their original intention.

29. "A glimpse of Hong will disturb my heart." -"Webby"

30. I want to make you feel at ease all your life. I will be on tenterhooks. -"sissy"

3 1. There is always disappointment in clinging to others.

Although God doesn't care for mankind, we will try our best to complete this journey alone. -"the undead"

33. What are you afraid of? If it were me, the ashes would be sent out. Does he want to bruise the ashes or play?

34. If I don't want love, can I be an innocent and happy woman?

35. "Anywhere, maybe just don't like me that much"-I hope you are all right.

36. He Zhishu, who has been waiting, has been with Jiang, and he will never let him down-tenth.

37. A trip to the mountains and rivers will make you lucky three times, and a storm will make you miss your life.

38. Pixing Dai Yue passed by mountains and rivers, wishing to reunite with tenderness.

39. I stamp my feet, I worry, I cry, and I want to tear myself to pieces.

40. "Time didn't insert silence, loss and pause into their jokes, as if they had never walked side by side in those years." -“XXX”

Excerpts from the classic original sentence, part 3, 4 1. It's really been a long time.

42. "I will always be your most loyal believer." -"God Bless the People"

43. A exhausted love can be rewarded slowly.

44. I have no regrets in this life and met you. I regret this life and never have a chance to see you again.

45. How much free time do you have? Yichuan tobacco, city wind, plum yellow rain.

46. There are two helpless things in life-irresistible death and unattainable love-I love you most for ten years.

47. May all the waiting in the world come as scheduled and all the happiness in the world be just right.

48. Unknown sufferings, don't believe in gods and buddhas. -"Kill the Wolf"

49. Be full of hope for the future and don't be decadent.

50. Because I like you, I am walking on thin ice on the edge of the abyss, so that I almost forget that I am seventeen years old and the whole world belongs to me.

5 1. I want to see the flowers alone. If it's raining lightly in the afternoon and you happen to pass by the ferry, let's meet on the bridge where the spring willow blows.

52. "The first time I gave it to you, it was also the first gift. I picked the most beautiful flowers and gave them to you in the four seasons. Please accept them, Mr. Meng. " -"Pipa Sound in the Hall"

He knelt down and kissed the world of mortals-the judge.

54. It doesn't matter if the person you like feeds the dog attentively.

I want to rest forever.

56. I just feel that it should not be like this for a person to give good intentions without getting anything in return. -"God Bless the People"

It took him ten years to let her off guard against him. He didn't ask her to forgive herself completely, as long as he could accompany her like this ...-Shen Chenglin

If I like something, I can't tolerate other things. Always remember. A thousand times, ten thousand times, the years are the same. This poem goes like this.

59. Are you naked? Robe with my son. Have I nothing to wear? Take your son.

60. The person I love is still in this world.

Stunning in primitive indulgence and secular copywriting

Stunning secularism (Part I) 1 original. "Three thousand drowning people only take one person; A person has three thousand bright lights; Love is related to one's heart; Its moments of beauty are three thousand * * * and one person is happy "and" God bless the people ".

2. "In order to meet someone and enter the world of mortals, I will go if people go, and there will be no dust in this life." -"The Father of the Magic Way"

3. Fight for you.

4. Every candy you sent went to the right place. In fact, the earth is round, and all the good things you do will eventually come back to you.

Ten years is like a sea, and no one will die.

6. I have read a sentence before, there are more than 6 billion people in this world, but at a certain moment, only this one person can defeat the hordes and the four tides.

7. I also live an unhappy life. At that time, if someone saw me rolling in the mud and couldn't get up, just love me. However, I don't know if there is such a person and I can't show it to others.

Then I won't let him know I'm protecting him.

9. Good and evil cause and effect, between a thought, a thought origin, a thought edge out. In the world of good, evil is a lost lamb, but in the cage of evil, good is a lamb that is slaughtered by others. Good needs a foundation, and evil has no boundaries.

10. If you meet an enemy who is much stronger than yourself, you have a better chance of winning by moving forward than by retreating-killing the wolf.

1 1. Just like ancient myths, the sky collapsed and everyone ran like hell. I want to be the first person to be submerged by the tide.

12. "Dear, have you seen the gray watchtower outside? The moment I saw it, I suddenly felt that I didn't love you —— Notes on the Grey Tower

13. All the territory, wind and rain, water and soil in the world will eventually belong to me, and you will become ashes and bones, which is also my ashes and bones-the right to burn.

14. He thinks he saw a bright and hot person, with which he can spend all the winters. -"Global College Entrance Examination"

15. They escaped the bullets, but they could not escape the gossip. -"A Worship to Heaven and Earth"

16. I would like to cross the sky like a meteor, just to make you a wish and burn myself.

17. Born in the north, I don't know the south heart.

18. Walk with your age in the evening, and then walk with you to the skylight-"skylight"

19. Not necessarily, I don't care whether others are disappointed or not. However, for some people, some people exist in this world, and they are hope.

20. Looking at the details, it is obvious whether you love it or not.

In the deepest world of mortals, I am used to looking at the days like sand between my fingers, which is only about what you have. It is a hidden yearning and endless diving. Don't ask about the past, there is still nostalgia; Don't ask about the future, you missed it. So cleanliness has become a guarantee. In the flying world, dancing the truth of fate.

As long as you call me, even in the grave, I will have a force to stand up.

23. It is strange that after saying sorry, everyone takes it for granted and thinks that it doesn't matter what others say-"two stars"

24. Be a man with your heart and do things with love! Forget all the troubles of yesterday, today is still the rising sun!

25. I'll just listen to them make love outside, and we'll go home together when we're done, so he's still mine. Mr. Zhang and Mr. Zhang are very kind.

26. What a person is afraid of is often what he should do.

I really like the feeling of seeing you every day.

28. Don't make do, don't insist, don't be kitsch, don't go with the flow, and live yourself into a beam of light, confident, frank and radiant.

29. "Both lives are yours."

Meeting you in the most beautiful season is the happiest thing in my life.

3 1. I turned myself into a ghost who came back from the dead with hatred hidden in my bones and blood and conspiracy brewing for many years, and sank into the swamp and abyss. I want to bury rotten roots, grow thorns that seal my throat with blood, and pierce this hypocritical civilization-I fell deeply into the mud ... and found a star. -"Defective products"

I know you will leave, but I still don't want to let go.

33. I have you in my heart, and spring blossoms every day.

34. At four o'clock in the morning, I saw the flowering of begonia wake up.

35. I found that you are a firework around the mountains and rivers.

36. So I came to you. Twilight is a foreshadowing.

37. Being pulled up and standing up by yourself are two different things. -Papaya yellow "camouflage residue"

38. I love you, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, no matter what form you appear, whether it is a grass or a tree, I will love you.

39. "A person can only be extravagant once in his life. In the life when you can't see your head in the future, a little memory is precious. " -"Silent Reading"

40. Some stories can't stand later.

Stunning and Secular Copywriting in Original Obsession (3) 4 1. Unknown ghost, there are 3000 floating lanterns flowing in the dark behind it. The person I love is still in this world.

42. Better be the king of hell than the slave of heaven. -"The Right Wing of God"

43. A teenager's heart is a wasteland on a midsummer night, which can't be cut and burned. When the long wind blows, weeds even grow to the sky.

44. "Uncle Zhi finally said that he hoped you would live well. He doesn't want to see you alive, and he doesn't want to see you again when he dies "-tenth.

45. Trust me, Your Highness.

46. I want to see the flowers alone. If it's raining lightly in the afternoon and you happen to pass by the ferry, let's meet on the bridge where the spring willow blows.

47. If one day I become stone-hearted, I have paid all my tenderness and kindness before.

48. There are two helpless things in life-irresistible death and unattainable love-I love you most for ten years.

49. I will wait for you to be thirty-five, but I will never be thirty-five, so I will always wait for you.

50. The sun on the earth is just right, and the wind blows over the top of the forest. At that time, they were still young.

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52. "As long as he still wants me, I will live and die." -"The Soul of a Small Town"

53. Let's go together, farther away. -"Disguised scum"

54. Hold an umbrella in one hand and hold him in the other.

55. Years of wishful thinking have fascinated me for some time. -"Kill the Wolf"

56. I can't reach the word love-force majeure.

57. "I am surrounded by joy, and I only care about my distress." -"Inside and Outside Mountains and Rivers"

58. "My examiner is so good that I forgot." -"Global College Entrance Examination"

59. The wind in the south can't stand the cold in the north-I love your ten years most.

60. "It's no big deal for you to pull a long face." .

Meaningful original

A meaningful original essay 1. Time passes slowly most of the time, and I will be shocked only when I look back. It has been so long.

Holding an umbrella in one hand and holding him in the other.

3. The world meets in the rain.

4. Some people like you, and some people just like you.

5. Did my brother come to see me on purpose this time? Whether you come to see me or not, I am very happy.

6. Making you happy is the most important thing. -"Silent Reading"

7. I just feel that my heart is like a stone, but after all, people are not vegetation-magic road.

That man has been branded in his bones, which will make him ache all his life, just like the mark on his chest, becoming a scar.

9. The sun is still clean, the Milky Way is still brilliant, and the world is still moving slowly with long-term affection, so time flies to witness all eternity and immortality in the long years-the black sky.

10. I want to see the flowers alone. If it's raining lightly in the afternoon and you happen to pass by the ferry, let's meet on the bridge where the spring willow blows.

1 1. I will be by your side in the future, and it's no use protecting you. -"Enough Species"

12. If you can afford what you like and go where you want to go, you won't lose the quality of life because of the comings and goings of people around you, but you will be more confident because of spending your own money. No matter what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine at any time. No matter what happens, remember to fill your heart with happy fairy tales.

13. He has a picturesque scenery, but he is willing to cover it for him.

14. I hope we can be as brave as each other. -"Run wild"

15. "If you are not really excited, you will be moved." -"Six hexagrams"

16. "Compared with the endless night sky, the light of the stars is so weak. But as long as he is there, it is not pure darkness. " -naive Chu "I only like your personal design"

17. "Dear, have you seen the gray watchtower outside? The moment I saw it, I suddenly felt that I didn't love you —— Notes on the Grey Tower

18. He Zhishu, who has been waiting, has been with Jiang, and he has never failed him-the tenth.

19. Love is a blindfolded trip, and no one can see the scenery on the way clearly.

20. May all the waiting in the world come as scheduled and all the happiness in the world be just right.

A meaningful original essay II 2 1. "I will always be your most loyal believer." -"God Bless the People"

22. The sun is much brighter than the moon, but the sun can only walk alone forever, and the moon is accompanied by stars. Of all things in the world, the sun is actually the loneliest.

23. Never stop because you think the investment cost is too high.

24. Fate can be changed.

25. All the magical things you see have been experienced by ordinary people.

26. Heroes should not end like this, should not be disappointed like this, and should not leave like this-"The Sound of Pipa in Zhentang"

27. If there is smoke in the elevator, I'd rather take the stairs. The people around you are too crowded. I'd rather leave you.

28. He has good scenery in his heart, and others are not afraid of scenery. By the light of this day, all the way forward.

29. Everyone has his own story, either sad or happy or helpless. If you don't contact, you will never know what people passing by are thinking and whether there is a sigh in the lighted window. -"out of place"

30. Bleeding for a long time, that's how he takes you home "-Hal and his white cat owner"

3 1. Some people's hearts are changeable and can't be recognized in the first five years. Others, who are quiet inside, follow the Wan Li Road without changing their original intention. -The priest "Kill the Wolf"

32. Meet the person you want to see, do what you want to do, while the sun is just right, while the breeze is Xu Lai, while you are not old.

We are not born, so we are not a couple.

34. I can't do it.

35. A trip to the mountains and rivers will make you lucky three times, and a storm will make you miss your life.

36. "People are like this, thinking and thinking, hesitating, feeling that they are not ready and have not saved enough courage. In fact, as long as they take that step, they will find that everything is ready-"run wild"

37. I have no regrets in this life and met you. I regret this life and never have a chance to see you again.

38. Be gentle.

Remember, go your own way, others can only influence you, but they can never decide you!

40. The east wind blows peach blossoms and blows your skirt, that is, I will come to see you. -"Dawson's first handsome boy"

A meaningful original essay 3 4 1. May you become such a person: don't show off, don't quarrel, and be a learned person; Not empty, not impetuous, be a rich man; Even if life is exhausted, it will grow old in elegance.

42. The moon was chewed into stars, and you hid in the starry sky.

43. Stop torturing me. My heart was cut open. It's not blood that comes out, it's the fault of loving you.

44. A husband lives for the country and the people. Expel foreign aggression, recover China's territory, and live with the nation, even if you die, you are worthy of your heart. This is a lifelong wish. -"Jin Yan"

45. I will wait for you to be thirty-five, but I will never be thirty-five, so I will always wait for you.

I don't think people in this world should have hope for anyone. Don't think too well of others. If you don't communicate all your life, you might as well get to know each other from a distance. One day, this person is not what you think, just the opposite. By then, I will be very disappointed.

47. Looking at SHEN WOO Road at a glance, magic and fairies meet on the bridge.

48. I don't like that small broken city, and I don't like the people in that broken place in the steel plant, but I still can't bear to part with it, that city, that steel plant, because I singled you out there. -"Run wild"

49. Everything in the past is a preface. I hope the days are clean, and all I see when I look up is tenderness.

50. Brave but stupid, but brave.

5 1. How many times have become memories.

He is my youth engraved in my flesh and blood. -"AWM Jedi Survival"

53. No one's life will be perfect forever, but at any time, you should look forward and be invincible with hope. -"Run wild"

54. When I am with the years, I get old. The years have changed, the time has dispersed and faded, but the fleeting time is still unforgettable.

55. I suddenly fell in love with the word "glance". Love at first sight is too superficial, and love is too pale after a long time. People make eyes at you. I was just peeking at you.

56. I turned myself into a ghost with hatred hidden in my bones and blood and conspiracy brewing for many years, and sank into the swamp and abyss. I want to bury rotten roots, grow thorns that seal my throat with blood, and pierce this hypocritical civilization-I fell deeply into the mud ... and found a star. -"Defective products"

57. I want to provide thousands of lights so that moths are not afraid of catching fire at night. But I don't want to bow my head because I did the right thing.

58. If I have never seen the sun, tear open the dark clouds, you are the light.

59. The streets have changed, the scenery has changed and the pedestrians have changed. The only constant is the heart that treats each other sincerely.

60. I respect everything in the world, but it doesn't mean I have to immerse myself in it forever-tattoos.