? "Zen master wind" is cold and humorous, and the science and technology man attacks the old Zen master (the most complete picture)

"Zen master style" is a popular style on social networking sites in July, which is sought after by academic youth and pseudo-academic youth. Jokes are interesting, but they are not necessarily easy to understand, and usually require a certain foundation in mathematics and physics.

Anyone familiar with Buddhist stories knows that the old Zen master has been very busy in Weibo, giving life guidance to all kinds of young people. In the wave of "one word destroys the freshness", Zen master's reasoning has experienced countless meaningless challenges. This time, when the old Zen master was guiding his life, he met a young man who loved science and choked to death.

The young man asked the Zen master a question that puzzled him all his life. Zen master expounded a philosophy of life in an easy-to-understand way, or made an analogy, or made simple philosophical remarks, or assigned tasks to the youth to let him experience it in the process of doing it. Young people use academic knowledge to give the Zen master a counterexample, which completely blows him up.

The complete works of the body of the Zen master

1. The young man asked the Zen master, "Master, I love my girlfriend very much. She also has many advantages, but there are always a few shortcomings that I hate very much. Is there any way to make her change? "

The Zen master smiled and replied, "The method is simple, but if you want me to teach you, you need to go down the mountain and find me a piece of paper with only the front side and no back side."

After a moment of meditation, the young man took out a Mobius ring.

Mobius ring has only one side.

2. The young man asked the Zen master, "What should I do if my heart is full of sadness and trouble?"

The Zen master said thoughtfully, "You can draw a curve at will. Enlarge it with a magnifying glass. Isn't it clear and open around? "

The young man drew a peano curve.

Peano curve can traverse all points in the unit square and is a curve full of space.

3. The young man asked the Zen master again, "My mind is full of this complicated world, but what should I do?"

The Zen master said, "You draw a picture without a bottle. It always has an end. If you don't pour out the contents, how can you put a new one in? "

The young man drew a Klein bottle thoughtfully.

Klein bottles have no distinction between "internal" and "external"

4. The young man asked the Zen master, "I have encountered many difficulties and troubles now. What should I do? "

The Zen master said, "You just drew a curve and magnified it with a magnifying glass. Still so curved? "

The young man drew a Wilstrass function.

The Wilstrass function, which is continuous but not differentiable everywhere, is that this product has no concept of "curve"

The young man asked the Zen master, "My heart is like a door. When she leaves, close it. I may not be able to love anymore. "

The Zen master said thoughtfully, "Look at this flower, how beautiful it is. Beautiful at present, how to make the heart unable to be cheerful? "

The young man said, "Yes". The Zen master then said, "Can open things be closed?"

The young man casually replied, "empty assembly."

An empty set is both an open set and a closed set