There is a word similar to banter, which is to tease you and watch your jokes (but not so profound).

1. The hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you shot her down. . . 2. The farmer wanted to kill the rooster but couldn't catch it, so he grabbed the hen and said to the rooster, Don't come down, let you be a bachelor! Rooster: You fucking think I'm stupid. If I fall, she will become a widow. . . There is a parrot hanging in front of the hotel. When the guest arrived, he said, "Hello, welcome!" " A regular customer thought, I'll go in quickly and see how you react. One day he ran in and the parrot said, "* * *! You scared me! ! ! "4. During a military exercise, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and Tian Zhongzheng stood with you. Your clothes are torn, and your face is dark and full of tears. You said: Is it worth stealing a cabbage and frying it with shells? 5. The Beijing-Kowloon Railway was opened to traffic, and the citizens along it watched. A female passenger on the bus threw her sanitary napkin out of the window and stuck it on a citizen's face. After the citizens took it, they said: I * * *! This car is so fast that a piece of paper can make your nose bleed! ! ! 6.20 years ago, mom was waiting for the bus with you in her arms. Everyone laughed at the ugly child, and my mother cried. An old man selling bananas patted my mother and said, don't cry, big sister! Give your monkey bananas! Poor thing. I'm starving. . . 7. The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. Rogue: Did you eat? The farmer said, yes. Rogue: I asked the donkey. Hearing this, the farmer turned and slapped the donkey twice: Shit, there are relatives in the city who don't say a word. 8. The pig asked God for rebirth. The emperor asked: farming? The answer is too bitter. Say: work? Too tired to answer. Hey: Playing with monkeys? The answer is too difficult. What did the emperor ask for? A: You can eat, drink and fuck! The emperor was startled: Son of a bitch still wants to be a national cadre! 9. A child in the delivery room smiled after birth. The midwife was very surprised. When she gathered around to observe, she found that the child's fist was clenched. After breaking it, she found that it was an abortion pill. She only heard the child say: He *! Do you want to kill me? It's not that easy! ! ! 10. Ducks and crabs race and reach the finish line at the same time. It's hard to say who is the winner. The referee said, come and cut the cloth with stones! Duck is furious: He *! Black whistle! Set me up. It was cloth when it came out. He always comes out with scissors! ! ! 1 1. Two counterfeiters accidentally created counterfeit banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan. They decided to take them to a remote mountain area. When they bought a 15 candied haws with 0 yuan, they cried, and the farmer found them two 7-piece ones. 12, the giraffe married the monkey, and a year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I will never live this kind of jumping up and down again! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees! A man climbed over the wall and went out of school, and was caught by the headmaster. The headmaster asked: Why not go to the school gate? Answer: Meters, Bang Wei and Bang Wei don't take the usual road. The headmaster asked again: how did such a high wall cross over? He pointed to his trousers and said, Li Ning, anything is possible. The headmaster asked again: What's it like to climb over the wall? He pointed to his shoes and said, Xtep, it feels like flying. The next day he entered the school from the main entrance, and the principal asked, why don't you climb over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose, I like it. On the third day, he wore a gangster costume. The headmaster said: You can't wear a gangster costume! He said, you are what you wear, Mason. On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school, and the principal said that he could not wear a vest to school. He said, man, simple is good, love fort clothes. The headmaster said I would give you a bigger score. He said: Why? The headmaster said, M-Zone, my site, I have the final say. An American, a Japanese and a China are going to travel together. They met a group of cannibal aborigines and they were arrested. The tribal chief said, "I am happy today, and I won't eat you, but each of you will eat my 100 board." Before you play the board, I can satisfy one wish of each of you. " The Americans got the surfboard first. He asked for 30 mats, got the board and put it on his ass. The first 70 boards are ok, but the last 30 boards can't hold up. After the fight, the Americans are dying. What the Japanese want is 100, so it's okay. China people say; "Come on, give me a Japanese mat and put your face up. '