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A collection of forty password sentences for sending out red envelopes to enliven the atmosphere in the group

One of the password sentences for giving out red envelopes in a group to create a lively atmosphere

1. Ninety-nine cows, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine pounds of oil. The oil basket was twisted on the back of the cow. The oil basket was worn out and leaked oil. Each basket weighed ninety-nine kilograms, and there were still sixty-six kilograms of oil left. How many kilograms of oil did you say you leaked?

2. Liu Niang read the Cowherd and the Cowherd fell in love with Liu Niang again and again

3. Long live my emperor

4 .魍鉉wǎngliǎng

5. Si Xiaoshi exchanged forty-four pounds and four taels of tomatoes for silk

6. 耀耋 magrave; odieacute;

7. You Love me as funny as a bear loves a cat

8. A sparrow with a long tail, who forgets his mother after marrying his wife. Carry the mother to the ravine and invite the daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candies, wife, please try them.

9. I don’t like girls with small breasts

10. 炜火wěi

11.旮旯gālaacute;

12. Ox Pull the roller to grind the beef ingredients. After grinding the beef ingredients, leave the beef ingredients.

13. The Green Carp family has a little red donkey named Lu Lili

14. You can stew frozen tofu, you Let's stew my frozen tofu; you don't know how to stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed tofu by cooking it randomly.

15. Miaopin miǎo

16. People have backgrounds, but I have a background.

17. The mouse carries a knife and searches for the cat in the street

18. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

19. Brother carrying a melon If the basket is too wide, the melons will roll into the ditch. The melon basket is clasped across the ditch, and the melon basket is empty and strange in the ditch.

20. 燚火yì Password Sentences for Distributing Red Envelopes and Enlivening the Atmosphere in the Group Part Two

21. I am xx

22. Cute and stupid i

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23. I don’t know if the green carp is redder than the red carp

24. I’m ugly, so I’ll grab it first

25. Have you had enough trouble?

26. A donkey like a madman

27. Call me grandpa and I will give you a red envelope

28. Taotie tāo tiè

29. Thank you, dad

30. Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes without seeds, purple grapes. If you eat grapes, you won’t spit out the grape skins. If you don’t eat the grapes, you will spit out the grape skins.

31. Good or bad.

32. Eight little white rabbits live in eight houses with eight edges and eight corners. Eight children wanted to catch eight little white rabbits. The little white rabbits were so frightened that they no longer dared to live in a house with eight edges and eight corners.

33. Circle, circle, circle, circle, circle. Juanjuan draws circles within circles, and Yuanyuan draws circles within circles. Juanjuan Yuanyuan compares the circles, let’s see whose circle is rounder.

34. Ying Wang yīng

35.彳亍chìchu

36. Niu Lian Liu Lai Liu loves Niu

37. There is something in front of the mountain There is a tiger and a monkey at the foot of the mountain. If the tiger chases the monkey, the monkey will fight the tiger; if the tiger cannot chase the monkey, the monkey cannot fight the tiger.

38. Dad moved the white cloth, and uncle laid out the white cloth. Dad doesn’t move white cloth, he moves white cloth, uncle doesn’t move white cloth, he puts white cloth.

39. Red blended yellow blended pink blended yellow blended

40. A good housewife and man! A collection of forty red envelope password sentences that are extremely difficult to pronounce.

A collection of 40 red envelope password sentences that are extremely difficult to pronounce. (Part 1)

1. Counterfeit bì

2. The mouth talks about the legs, the legs talk about the mouth, the mouth talks about the legs and likes to run errands, the legs talk about the mouth and likes to sell the mouth. It is better to move the mouth but not the legs, to move the legs but not the mouth, than to not have legs and a mouth.

3. Cute and stupid i

4. A gourd of wine costs nine liang and a gourd of oil costs six liang and nine. For 6 liang or 9 of oil, you need to replace 9 liang or 6 of wine. For 9 liang or 9 of wine, you don’t need to replace 6 liang or 9 of oil.

5. There is a pear on the plate and a piece of plasticine on the table. Xiaoli used clay to learn how to pinch pears. She watched the pear hands holding pears, and the real pears and fake pears were almost the same.

6. A sparrow with a long tail, who forgets his mother after marrying his wife. Carry the mother to the ravine and invite the daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candies, wife, please try them.

7. Coach Lan is a female coach, Coach Lu is a male coach, Coach Lan is not a male coach, and Coach Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main player in the men's basketball team, and Lu Nan is the main player in the women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in the men's basketball team, and coach Lan trains Lu Nan in the women's basketball team.

8. 琤王 chēng

9. 琰王 yǎn

10. Male actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms , the cotton uniform is the blue uniform. Male actors wear blue cotton uniforms, and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.

11. A good married man!

12. Hang a face drum on the wall, and draw a tiger on the drum. If the tiger scratches the drum, take a piece of cloth to repair it. I wonder if it is cloth that mends drums or cloth that mends tigers?

13. There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river below the slope. The wide river, the fat goose, the goose has to cross the river, the river has to cross the goose. I wonder if the goose crosses the river, or the river crosses the goose?

14. White cat has a black nose, black cat has a white nose, black cat The white nose of the white cat is broken, and the black nose of the white cat is broken. If the black nose of the white cat is broken, the nose is repaired by peeling off the chaff. The white nose of the black cat is not broken, and the nose is repaired without peeling off the chaff.

17. Sip tea xiāchá sip is used as a verb, meaning to drink in small sips. When 呷 is used as an onomatopoeia, it is pronounced as gā.

18. If you know how to stew frozen tofu, come and stew my stewed frozen tofu; if you don’t know how to stew frozen tofu, don’t stew it randomly and spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

19. When the grass is poured out, the rice is poured out; when the grass is poured out, the rice is also poured out. Don’t throw out the rice before you throw out the grass; don’t throw out the straw when you put the rice down.

20. Seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the table, seven warblers on the tree, and seven nails on the wall. Bang, bang, bang, seven nails were pulled out. Oh shush oh shush away seven warblers. Ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong tramples seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind came and blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered seven stars. It is extremely difficult to pronounce the red envelope password sentence (Part 2)

21. There is a drum in the east temple, and a tiger in the west mountain. Beat the drum to scare the tiger. When the drum surface is broken, the tiger skin is peeled off to repair the drum.

22. Ninety-nine cows, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine pounds of oil. The oil basket was twisted on the back of the cow. The oil basket was worn out and leaked oil. Each basket weighed ninety-nine kilograms, and there were still sixty-six kilograms of oil left. How many kilograms of oil did you say you leaked?

23. Xiaomao hugged the tabby cat. The tabby cat scratched Xiaomao with its claws. Xiaomao patted the cat with his hands. The tabby cat scratched Xiaomao. Xiaomao hurt the tabby cat and Xiaomao cried. , the tabby cat meowed, Xiaomao let go of the tabby cat, and the tabby cat ran away from Xiaomao.

24. I love eating x!

25. Rent half the bed

26.XX is so handsome

27. Taotie tāo tiè

28. I am a fool

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29. Tie up my ties, Tianle, I, West, Zha, Zhahui

30. I can’t tell the left and right

31. The Shi Shishi poets and Si Xiaosi

32. On September 9th, nine drunkards got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, nine wine lovers take nine sips. After nine sips of wine, I poured nine glasses of wine. The nine wine lovers picked up the wine and took another nine sips of "gu dong, gu dong". Nine glasses of wine, nine sips of wine. After drinking nine glasses of wine, you become intoxicated.

33. Long live XX, all kneel down

34. The longest love I have ever had was narcissism.

35. I planted ten green onions in a row. , ten pine trees were planted loosely. Chongchong said that it is better to plant onions than to plant pine trees, and Songsong said that it is better to plant pine trees than to plant onions. Is it better to plant onions than to plant pine trees, or is it better to plant onions than to plant pine trees?

36. My brother carried a melon basket across a wide ditch, and the melons in the basket leaked and rolled into the ditch. The melon basket is clasped across the ditch, and the melon basket is empty and strange in the ditch.

37. Yao Xiaoyiyu and

38. Teachers Si, Shi and Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me to be selfless, Teacher Si gave me spiritual food, Teacher Shi told me to think twice before anything happens, and Teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. I am grateful to teachers Shi, Si and Shi Shi.

39. The beard rode a donkey, and the camel picked up the snails. The beard knocked over the camel’s snails, and the camel dragged the donkey with the beard. The beard hit the camel that picked up the snails, and the camel came and beat the beard riding the donkey. The beard beat him. Hunchback, hunchback beard.

40. The old dragon is angry and making trouble for the old farmer, and the QQ group has a lively voice red envelope sentence.

The QQ group has a lively voice red envelope sentence. Part 1

1. Still Red carp is greener than green carp

2. Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai went shopping together. Xiao Ai gave a pound of vegetables to Xiao Dai, and Xiao Dai had twice as much vegetables as Xiao Ai; Xiao Dai gave a pound of vegetables to Xiao Ai, and Xiao Ai and Xiao Dai had the same amount of vegetables.

3. When the grass is poured out, the rice is poured out; when the grass is poured out, the rice is also poured out. Don’t throw out the rice before you throw out the grass; don’t throw out the straw when you put the rice down.

4. Rats carry knives and look for cats all over the street

5. People who have difficulty doing the splits!

6. Weihuo wěi

7. Hang a drum on the wall, and draw a tiger on the drum. If the tiger scratches the drum and breaks it, use a piece of cloth to repair it. I don’t know whether it’s the cloth that mends the drum, or the cloth that mends the tiger?

8. 掱品pá

9. Xuanhuo xuān

10. Benpin bēn

11. Neither cheap nor happy

12. Ugly but with a few mushroom heads

13. I don’t like girls with small breasts

14.烜火huǐ

15. Let go of that aunt

16. Essentially gay

17. Give you a raise and treat you to dinner

18. There is a little green donkey named Li Cuidu in the red carp family

19. Zizhi Zhizhi

20. The old farmer is angry and makes trouble with the old dragon. Part 2 of voice red envelope sentences with active atmosphere in QQ group

21. 魍鉉 wǎngliǎng

22. 囍魔 wēiyí

23. Peep at kuīqù

24. Taotie tāo tiè

25. Xiao Guo drew a red flower, and Xiao Ge drew a yellow flower. Xiao Guo wanted to exchange his red flower for Xiao Ge’s yellow flower, but Xiao Ge drew him The yellow flowers were replaced by Xiao Guo’s red flowers.

26. Call me grandpa and I will give you a red envelope

27. The white cat has a black nose, the black cat has a white nose, the black cat’s white nose breaks the white cat’s black nose, the white cat has a black nose. The black cat's nose was broken, so he peeled off the husks to patch it up. The black cat's white nose was not broken, so he didn't peel off the husks to patch it up.

28. Youth is gone, but acne is still there

29. The crow stands on the back of the black pig and says that the black pig is black. The black pig says that the crow is darker than the black pig; the crow says Its body is not as black as the black pig's mouth, and the black pig laughed hehehehehe.

30. Rong Wang róng

31. I am funny

32. Put beans in your pocket, fill your pocket with beans, and pour beans out of your pocket. Take out the beans, mend the broken pocket, mend the pocket, put the beans again, fill the pocket without leaking the beans;

33. Stupid and stupid i

34. 嘤嘤嘤Little fist fist Hammer your little chest

35. The Great Wall is long, the wall is long, the wall is long

36. You can stew my stewed frozen tofu, come to stew my stewed frozen tofu, you can’t The drama "Know How to Stew My Frozen Tofu" is pretending to know how to stew "My Stewed Frozen Tofu", stew it randomly, stew it randomly, and spoil my "Stew Frozen Tofu"!

37. There is a tiger in front of the mountain and a monkey at the foot of the mountain. If the tiger chases the monkey, the monkey will fight the tiger; if the tiger cannot chase the monkey, the monkey cannot fight the tiger.

38. Pull the cow and grind the cow material. After grinding the cow material, keep the cow material

39. Thank you dad for giving the command voice red envelope, a summary of forty sentences to enliven the atmosphere

Copywriting for sending voice commands and red envelopes to enliven the atmosphere (Part 1)

1. Take a peek at kuīqù

2. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the Shishi Temple, and there are knots on the trees in front of the temple. Forty-four astringent persimmons, forty-four stone lions will not eat the forty-four astringent persimmons, but forty-four astringent persimmons will eat the forty-four stone lions.

3. The beard rode a donkey, and the camel picked up snails. The beard knocked over the camel's snails, and the camel dragged the donkey with the beard. The beard hit the camel who was picking up the snails, and the camel came and beat the camel riding the donkey. The beard beat the donkey. Hunchback, hunchback beard.

4. Xiao Guo drew a red flower, and Xiao Ge drew a yellow flower. Xiao Guo wanted to exchange his red flower for Xiao Ge’s yellow flower, but Xiao Ge exchanged his yellow flower for Xiao Guo’s red flower. flower.

5. The pole is long and the bench is wide. The pole is not as wide as the bench and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench does not allow the pole to be tied to the bench.

6. The earth rope life stem, the plump rong stem, the scale and the gong stem, the back swing

7. Liu Niang is in love with the cow mother again and again

8. Hahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahaha

9. Counterfeit bì

10. Duoduo and his brother sat down to share the fruit. Brother let Duoduo, and Duoduo let brother. They both said they wanted the smaller one. Grandma is so happy;

11. The little girl, called Xiaoqiu, wears two small hairdos, and the little chubby little girl, called Xiaoniu, wears a small pocket. Xiaoqiu helped Xiaoniu remember the buckles, and Xiaoniu helped Xiaoqiu peel the beans. Xiaoqiu and Mavericks held hands, playing and walking together.

12. 嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤偤偤偤咤。

13.Brother, I’m pregnant!

14. I don’t know if the green carp is more red than the red carp.

15. Ji Ji and Ji Ji Ji Ji

16. Liu Niang prays for the cow every year Lang

17. Can’t tell the difference between left and right

18. Pingping and pinging, cliffs turning rocks and thunder in thousands of valleys

19. Huahua has two red flowers Flowers, Honghong has two yellow flowers, Huahua wants yellow flowers, Honghong wants red flowers, Huahua gives Honghong a red flower, and Honghong gives Huahua a yellow flower.

20. There is a noodle shop with a door facing south, and a blue cotton curtain hanging on the door. If you remove the blue cotton curtain, the door of the noodle shop faces south; if you hang a blue cotton curtain, the noodle shop will still be a door. Facing south. Copywriting for giving voice commands and red envelopes to activate the atmosphere (Part 2)

21. Coach Lan is a female coach, Coach Lu is a male coach, Coach Lan is not a male coach, and Coach Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main player in the men's basketball team, and Lu Nan is the main player in the women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in the men's basketball team, and coach Lan trains Lu Nan in the women's basketball team.

22. Enthalpy Fire hán

23. There is a tiger in front of the mountain and a monkey at the foot of the mountain. If the tiger chases the monkey, the monkey will fight the tiger; if the tiger cannot chase the monkey, the monkey cannot fight the tiger.

24. Long live my emperor

25. One and a half cans are half a can, two and a half cans are one can; three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are one and a half cans Two and a half cans; five and a half cans are two and a half cans; six and a half cans are three full cans; seven, eight, and nine and a half cans, please calculate how many cans they are.

26. XX I want to give birth to a monkey for you

27. 琤王chēng

28. Taotie tāo tiè

29. Green The carp family has a little red donkey named Lu Lili

30. The green carp said that his Lu Lili is redder than the red carp family’s Li Duidu

31. The mouse carries a knife full of Street looking for cats

32. Mix noodles with garlic, mix noodles with garlic, and eat garlic noodles mixed with garlic cloves;

33. Yanwang yǎn

34. Sip tea xiāchá sip is used as a verb, meaning to drink in small sips. When 呷 is used as an onomatopoeia, it is pronounced as gā.

35. The mouth talks about the legs, the legs talk about the mouth. The mouth talks about the legs and likes to run errands, but the legs talk about the mouth and likes to sell the mouth. It is better to move the mouth but not the legs, to move the legs but not the mouth, than to not have legs and a mouth.

36. Have you had enough trouble?

37. A good family man!

38. There is a goose standing on the slope, and there is a river below the slope. The wide river, the fat goose, the goose has to cross the river, and the river has to cross the goose. I wonder if the goose crosses the river, or the river crosses the goose?

39. The person who receives the red envelope is handsome without giving it out

40.嚚品yáo