Funny jokes about tucao military training

List a few funny jokes I have heard about tucao military training, as follows:

1, military training is like a dog grabbing meat. It's not easy for you to fight for it. Bite his head, kick his legs, eat meat, burp and spit bones, and make others skinny. I wish the military training success, more honor and more happiness.

2. During the military training in the university, each class will wait for the instructor to claim it under the office building. After the class, the tutor taught us how to shout slogans when we met the leaders. Let me demonstrate. I was a little nervous and trotted over from a distance. The students shouted at me: hello, sir! I waved and said, hello, classmates! My instructor scolded me: Don't start until you see the leader who runs well! The second time I came slowly and said with trepidation: Hello, classmate! Fuck, this time they called the chief as loud as thunder! When I get nervous, I say: comrades are tanned (it should be that students have worked hard), and I finally forget how I stepped down. Hundreds of people even applauded. ...

3, military training, military training will make you sweat, go to school leisurely on weekdays, and test your meat today. Military training, military training will kill you. When the Tiger Wolf instructor shouts, he will also rush into the mountains and rivers. Military training military training wants you to change, fish jumps from Longmen to dragon. Bookworms, hold on!

4. A strong classmate, standing in the military posture, was found lazy by the instructor. The instructor was furious and sent him to squat. So after the classmates squatted down, the instructor said, "No, we have to go down." So it dropped a little. "Still have to go down", go down a little. The instructor was angry. "I want to crush you!" " So the instructor pressed his shoulder down. As a result, everyone heard a bang and his belt broke. Everyone laughed wildly, and the instructor also smiled. I wish the freshmen a smooth military training and a happy study!

An instructor asked the students to turn right, but the person in charge ordered all the students to turn left at that moment. As a result, all the students turned right, and the person in charge was furious and questioned the students. The students replied: "If the soldiers are outside, they will not suffer!" "