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In ancient times, there were not many weak Terrans, but now there are many prosperous Terrans. Therefore, some people preach the Tao with the help of management, 365 times a day, revealing magical powers, a small Sunday, sensing the cycle of the universe and the opportunity of the Tao.
Hand and J8 stretch out the pattern of Yang Tao, interweave into innate Tao and reason, shoot out the blessings of heaven and earth believed by hundreds of millions of creatures, and achieve eternal success.
When the earth turned upside down and the HarmonyOS system alternated, we seized an opportunity in the chaos and played 49 times. The number of Dayan is 50, lacking 49. The sperm that was shot out was the one that escaped. Then you can achieve the ultimate goal-shoot the fairy tube and hit the sky hand! Shoot six ways at a time, reverse yin and yang, set reincarnation and prove the supreme way!
Emperor Lu Guan devoted his whole life to Lu Guan, which is a sad song. When he was young, his coach Kong Jing asked him, "Why do you care if she is there?" ? He said; Mind your own business and let others talk!
He turned his back on all sentient beings just to avoid shooting at her face. Who is the peak at the end of Lu Xian Road? When he saw the emperor's road, it became empty.
He is an ordinary man, not to live forever, but to finish his pipe in the red dust.
Someone asked the emperor why he chose this road, and the emperor said: For the Terran.
Later generations have a poem praising the cloud: one day after the existing pipe, it is still there before the pipe, and it was only 18 times when it was born. Once is an era.
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