About those little emotional jokes between lovers.

1, a couple met on a blind date, so I'm sorry to speak first. After sitting in the room for a long time, I still don't know what to talk about. The man thought for a long time and finally came up with a topic and asked the woman, have you seen a tiger? Female: I haven't seen it. M: I haven't seen it either The woman also thought for a long time, and then asked the man, do you dare to stutter Chili? Man: Dare! Woman: I dare!

My boyfriend and I went to the park to play. On the edge of the park, I saw a pair of mandarin ducks swimming in the water. I'm envious. I can't help it. I grabbed my boyfriend's hand and said affectionately, "Dear, let's swim in this ocean of love forever like this pair of mandarin ducks, shall we?" After hearing this, her boyfriend even burst out laughing, and then inexplicably said, "How did Yuanyang swim into the sea? Unless it is hit by a stick! "

3. A girl in love asks her boyfriend, "How much do you earn every month?" Boyfriend: "The money I earn can support three women like you." Girl: "Well, after we get married, I will take my mother and grandmother to live together."

4, the long-lost beauty MM confession; MM: "I like being alone." Me: "Who?" MM: "I like being alone." Me: "Who is it?" MM: "I like being alone!" " "Me:" Who is it? MM: "I like being single! "

After the husband and wife had a big fight, the wife called her mother. "He quarreled with me again! I want to come and live with you. " "No, no, dear," her mother replied, "he must pay for his mistake! I'll live with you. "

6. A couple who are about to get married are choosing a diamond ring. When the girl admired the diamond ring, her face suddenly looked worried. She asked the middle-aged salesman, "Is there any good way to maintain such an expensive diamond ring?" The salesman smiled kindly and said, "The best way is to soak the dishes three times a day."