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Components of pistachios in partners

My deskmate Xiaoyan is a girl who loves to laugh.

Xiaoyan is cute, with big eyes and long black hair. She always smiles and laughs all day. She laughed and her big eyes turned into two "crescent moons", revealing sweet dimples.

Xiaoyan is our "pistachio". When we are free and bored, she always tells us many jokes, such as "spoon and fork" and "ninety-nine little fish". Every time you come to our class during recess, you will always see us amused by her funny language. Sometimes, Xiaoyan's jokes can't amuse us, so she pretends to be funny on purpose. We couldn't help laughing when we saw her lovely appearance.

Once, Xiaoyan's two good friends quarreled fiercely and shed tears, which made us run around. Seeing her smiling, she went over to two classmates and said, "Hey, Miss Jiao stayed, let me quickly pick up two and sell them!" " Suddenly, two quarrelling classmates began to cry and became friends. Xiaoyan, it is really our "pistachio"!

I still remember one time, Xiaoyan did badly in the exam, only getting more than 80 points. We thought she would cry badly. This fact surprised us. Instead of crying, she scoffed and said to us, "Don't worry, I won't be unhappy. I did badly in this exam. Try to do better next time. Besides, I am everyone's "pistachio". Why do I cry so easily? I want to make everyone laugh. "

Xiaoyan, I am really happy to see your smiling face. You taught me optimism and laughter. You will always be our "happy fruit".