Three-minute connotation joke

Complete works of three-minute connotation paragraphs

Three-minute connotation: I talked to my wife for a few minutes last night. My three-year-old son came over and hugged my wife as soon as he came over. I said he:? Son of a bitch, hug my wife again. You're getting ridiculous. ? I didn't expect my son to reply, which made me depressed until now. This sentence is:? I didn't take off my clothes. ? More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Three-minute connotative paragraph daquan (1) 1, I:? What kind of man do you like?

She:? Feelings. ?

Me:? What kind of feeling?

She:? After a day's work, I came home exhausted and went into my room to unbutton my underwear. ?

Me: (Ma B) What does it feel like? )?

2. wechat just shook it. A buddy added my best friend. I was shocked and thought I was gay. Then I asked him what it was. He said: women can't shake. She always shakes you. If you add it, you won't shake it again.

I had a dream during my lunch break. I dreamed that my girlfriend and my buddy stole all my valuables and eloped. When I woke up, I found a false alarm. They are still hugging and watching TV in the living room.

4. Attend a classmate's wedding and host all kinds of tricky exercises. When introducing the groom:? Mr. Wang is a promising young man with a successful career, but he gave the most precious thing of his youth to his right hand?

The audience burst into laughter and the groom looked embarrassed. The host pretended to forget the words unhurriedly, looked at the card in his hand, and then said? It's on the right. Lady.

5, the neighbor's eldest brother is about 30, the husband and wife quarrel, and the wife is clamoring for a divorce.

Just listen to big brother say:? You think so? I was handsome then, and now you got me pregnant and want to abandon me. ? Say that finish touched the beer belly. . .

Three-minute connotation (2) 1, I: marry me as my wife.

Girlfriend: Does your wife want to wash clothes?

Me: Yes.

Girlfriend: Do you want to wash dishes and do housework?

Me: Yes, but I will help.

Girlfriend: Then I don't want it. I want to be a mistress, just take a shower.

2. Boyfriend: I want you to say that this is not my dress, say it a hundred times.

Girlfriend: This is not my skirt. This is not my dress. . . Can I buy that dress that doesn't belong to me now?

3. My girlfriend asked me: Do you look at a woman's breasts at first sight?

A:? No, look at your eyes first. ?

Girlfriend: Ouch? When did aesthetics become so noble?

A:? No, if she doesn't look at me, she will look at her breasts again. ?

I went to the house rented by my girlfriend last night, and the sound insulation of the broken house was not very good.

At night, the fighting was fierce and it took a long time to end. . .

The next day, I went downstairs to take out the garbage and met the landlord's aunt when I went out. I think we should be blamed for the noise and feel a little guilty.

I don't want my landlady to see me give a thumbs-up: Great, young man!

Three minutes (3) 1, I told the psychiatrist that as long as I was in front of a beautiful girl, I couldn't even speak. She told me to go out.

2. Part 1: Men are always laughing and their eyes are discharging. They are either sick or cheating.

Bottom line: women, all with breasts and thin waist, are all slutty and coquettish, either take out their pockets or let you have a black knife.

Horizontal criticism: beware of deception

3. It's better to be a young girl. Young girls are not big sisters, pretty girls, pretty girls, pretty girls, pretty girls, graceful girls, graceful girls, Yan, slim, leisurely girls, pretty girls, pretty girls, pretty girls, pretty girls, female ministers and women. You are nothing to that girl.

4. The essential difference between men and women in love, men's love: file preservation, women's love: file coverage preservation?

5、? If the sea can take away my ugliness. . . ?

? Then you will become poor. ?

6. Some netizens asked: How to hook up with a boy who meets the taste on the bus and online! !

God replied: pretend to be epileptic, foaming at the mouth, fall into his arms, twitch his hands, take the opportunity to grab his crotch, and continue if it is big enough, not satisfied. . .

7, according to statistics, most men look at women, first look at the legs and chest; When women look at women, they always look at clothes first.

Conclusion: Men pay more attention to connotation than men, because they don't only value one person's clothes.

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