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After the Taoist monk ascended to heaven, he chose to forget me in the world.
After my Taoist companion ascended, I realized that he was an immortal who had come down from the sky to endure calamities, but he did not remember me.
But I believe that one day he will remember me.
01
My name is Yun Ju, and I am a practitioner with poor qualifications, but my Taoist companion is a chosen one in words and deeds. In just more than ten years, he has ascended to the highest level. Then he left, leaving me alone to practice hard.
To be honest, I am indeed not worthy of a genius like Yan Zhi, but Yan Zhi doesn’t care about my talent and cultivation.
He always said that talent and cultivation are just one of God’s tests for people. What matters more is the heart. If the heart is not upright and people are unkind, no matter how high the talent is, they will not be able to ascend.
Even so, I still have no idea.
I can clearly feel the dazzling light of Yan Zhi. Compared with him, I am just a speck of dust.
How can the floating dust be worthy of embracing the scorching sun?
I have thought about leaving, but the lady from the aristocratic family, the beloved daughter of the sect leader... no one is more qualified than me to stand by Yan Zhi's side.
He would not let me go despite his words. He always liked to touch my head and whisper to me the time we spent together.
He said that there are three levels of people, but there are no emotions.
From the day I rescued him, he recognized me.
I often suspect that everything he does is just to repay my life-saving grace, but looking at the soft light in Yan Zhi’s eyes, I can clearly feel his thoughts.
He and I are one.
Until, we were separated by ascension.
02
The talent of words and deeds is too high. I have not reached the state that I have been practicing for hundreds of years, but it only took him less than twenty years to reach it.
On the day I ascended, he promised me in words and deeds that he would definitely come back to pick me up, but more than a hundred years later, I have never seen him.
Some people say that Yan Zhi has a new love; some people say that Yan Zhi died in the fairy world...
I have heard all kinds of rumors, but I have never doubted it. Words and actions speak to my heart.
Perhaps, there are differences between humans and immortals, and my words and deeds are just trapped in the immortal world.
If he can't return to the human world, then I will go to the fairy world to find him.
Perhaps God was moved by my infatuation, and it only took me more than a hundred years to reach the realm of ascension.
It was just that the thunder was rolling that day, and I almost died on the way up.
03
If I can do what I say and do, I can do it too.
I survived the thunder and finally met the person I missed day and night.
He stood in front of me like a god, but his inhuman eyes seemed particularly strange.
He doesn’t remember me.
I could feel the chill on his body that I had never felt before.
But I won’t admit defeat. I firmly believe that one day he will remember everything.
"Just give up, he won't remember you, he will only crush your heart!" Rong Xu gritted his teeth and said, "In the end, you will be just like me, wounded all over. ! "
Rong Xu is my master. She is very talented and one of the best in the fairy world. Many immortals want to become their master, but she falls in love with a fool like me.
Later I learned that she took me as her disciple not out of pity for my mediocre talent, but out of pity for my background.
My words and deeds are the replica of her and the Emperor of Heaven, but the Queen of Heaven is not her.
04
My words and deeds will never be completely forgotten like the Emperor of Heaven forgetting his permission.
I slipped into Yan Zhi's palace, holding in my arms the soup I made for Yan Zhi, which was Yan Zhi's favorite drink.
I believe that as long as I work hard enough, my words and deeds will be able to remind me of everything in the past.
The palace of words and deeds was empty, and nothing could be seen except for a chair high up.
"Who let you in?"
That familiar face appeared in my field of vision. I suppressed the joy in my heart and took out the soup in my arms.
"I snuck in. This is your favorite soup when you were in the human world.
"I handed the soup to him. Although he has lost his memory, his sense of taste will not disappear.
Maybe, if he is exposed to more things from the past, his memory can come back.
However, he did not take the soup from my hand, but knocked it over and kicked me out
05
I was the one who stopped talking. , and now Yan Zhi has chased me away.
But I will not admit defeat. I wear the clothes Yan Zhi gave me, wear the hairpin Yan Zhi gave me, and sneak into the palace of Yan Zhi again. .
But this time, what I held in my arms was not Tang, but the little fox that Yan De had caught for me.
At first I just said something about the color of this fox’s fur. It looked good, so Yan Zhi squatted in the back mountain for three days and used various methods to catch this clever little fox unharmed.
Yan Zhi also liked this little fox very much. Fox, maybe, this little fox can remember some fragments about us through his words and actions
My idea is good, but as soon as the fox's paw touched the ground, a sharp sword was pointed towards it. The fox is coming.
If it weren’t for my quick hands and eyes, this fox would probably be broken into two pieces.
“If you break into this place again, this sword will not show mercy. "Yan Zhi said this, and then disappeared.
06
I was not discouraged. In order to get into my heart, Yan Zhi once cooked and hunted. I have embroidered flowers and painted paintings.
But now, it is me who has entered his heart.
I took out more than 40,000 pieces from the Qiankun bag given to me by Yan Zhi. Paper cranes, every day I practice in the human world, I miss Rong Zhi.
One paper crane a day. Each paper crane has my words and deeds, some are crying, some are complaining. What's more, it's the love that I don't dare to express in my heart.
I use words and deeds to teach me the magic to control those paper cranes to fly to the palace of words and deeds. They fly like butterflies in the clouds. .
I think if Yan Zhi heard the words recorded by the paper crane, he might be able to remember everything in the past.
However, the paper crane just flew into the palace. It was burned to death by Yan Zhi.
Not even ashes were left.
He stood in the hall and looked at me coldly, with even a trace of anger in his eyes. Disgusted.
07
Can you really remember everything if you lose your memory?
It must be possible, because words and deeds promise that even if the sky falls, Even if I am trapped, he will never forget me.
I danced with the sword in front of his palace for ten days. The sword music of the dance was created for me by words and deeds. Forged for me.
But I no longer have the courage to continue dancing.
I should be happy. Ah, after all, he was willing to come out to see me, maybe he remembered everything.
But the broken sword in his hand and his cold eyes denied my suspicion.
, It seems that it is not my words and deeds.
08
"Permission, why do immortals who have gone through tribulations lose their memory? "I don't understand, I don't understand why words and deeds lose memory, and I don't understand why words and deeds that lose memory change a person.
"I told you not to have wishful thinking a long time ago. It's better for you, no one is chasing you. Even if he comes back, he has become the biggest joke in the world! Rong Xu did not answer my question, "Do you know what other fairies say about you?" Say you want to eat swan meat! "
"When I was in the human world, those people said more than this. Besides, in my capacity, this is correct. "Of course I don't care about other people's comments. What I care about is words and deeds.
Why, I can't see the shadow of words and deeds in him.
"Permission, you said Will my words and deeds not be in the fairy world? "Perhaps I have found the wrong person?
But I know better than anyone else that that person is my words and deeds.
The scar on his wrist, the tear mole at the corner of his eye, the black mole on his collarbone...
The words and deeds in the fairy world are my words and deeds!
But why is there no trace of his words?
09
If you lose your memory, you must have lost your memory!
I took the jade pendant given to me by Yan Zhi and ran into the hall of Yan Zhi. The hall was as empty as before, but as soon as I entered the hall, I saw Yan Zhi.
His sword was placed on my shoulder: "I remember I warned you."
I forced a smile and looked at the words and deeds standing opposite me. I remembered the scene when I first met him.
At that time, he was seriously injured and fell into a coma. The doctor who came to see him asked me to prepare his funeral. I even thought about where to bury him.
As a result, I was threatened by him with a sword as soon as I entered the house. He could not stand firmly even with his shirt off, and he had several silver needles stuck in his body.
As soon as he saw me, he breathed a sigh of relief, rolled his eyes and passed out. I went to pick him up, but his neck was cut by the sword he dropped.
The wound is still there, but my words and deeds seem to be gone.
"This is your jade pendant." I took out the green jade pendant. "It is a pair with the jade pendant on your waist. I didn't lie to you. We are husband and wife in the human world."
"This jade pendant is a relic of my mother. Maybe it was picked up by your husband during my calamity." Yan Zhi put down the sword in his hand, "If you are willing to return this jade pendant to me, I wish..."
"Why don't you look for it if it's lost?" I asked, "Why don't you look for such an important thing?"
Silence. After a long time, he looked directly into my eyes and said slowly: "Because I want to wait until the owner of the jade pendant dies."
This is the first time in these days that he has looked directly into my eyes. And I also understood what he meant.
I put the jade pendant into his hand: "I remembered it wrong. Although my husband kept his promise, he died under the thunder of the sky. Please don't keep it in mind the jokes that have been made these days. ”
I ran, I ran out without saying anything.
Rong Xu is right, my words and deeds after the tribulation are no longer mine.
He is not even willing to admit that I was his wife, how could it be my words and deeds?
10
When Rongxu was drunk, she grabbed my hand and said that I was dead because of my words, and died after my ascension.
I didn’t want to talk to him until Rong allowed her secret to be revealed.
Her Heavenly Emperor has no amnesia.
Even the bells worn by the Emperor of Heaven were given to him by her.
But God, why don’t you recognize her?
"Because he is the Emperor of Heaven. How could he marry a mortal woman? Look at how strong the background of the Queen of Heaven is. She is the biological sister of Empress Qingqiu." Rong Xu said while crying. He said and laughed again.
"Yunju, you are so stupid, just as stupid as me!" Rongxu grabbed my hand and said, "Being fooled around by a man is so stupid."
< p> "He still lost his memory after experiencing the catastrophe. He is an immortal, but he still has amnesia. He might as well go home and farm!""He just restored his original memory, and then, click, The self during the calamity was killed with a click!"
"That's right. How long does it take to become an immortal?"
"Yunji, you love me. It’s just words and deeds during the calamity, not real words and deeds. The same is true for the words and deeds about loving you. No one is wrong. The fault is that we take ourselves too seriously. ”
These words of permission seemed to be said to me, and they seemed to be said to herself.
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