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Couples' ambiguous words in the morning

1, the night may be a kind of expectation, a kind of temptation, a kind of maturity, just like sweet sadness, just like the pain of happiness; Tonight, after the dark night and the spring breeze, who will wait for me to go home? 2. Can you die if you like it first? Stop it. Listen. The weather changed suddenly, and men and women on the road trembled. The woman can't help leaning towards the man, but she is also trembling: it's so cold. Subtext: Actually, you don't have to take off your clothes at all. It's much warmer when two people hug each other. 4. Like me, this is the need of the revolution, you know? The rain has stopped. It's sunny. Woman, you sweep the house slowly. I'll sweep the world for you. 6, the fire of love, lit in our hearts, from now on we will be integrated. 7. I made an ugly and scary scarecrow, which was useless. I have to hang your picture. The crow not only dared not steal it again, but also sent it back! Thank you! Dear, the first thing I do after getting up every day is to miss you! The second thing is: look at your photos! The third thing is: pray for you! Dear, please forgive me for leaving, because I love you so much. 9, give up you, next life! 10, sunny, not as comfortable as friends; The sky is beautiful, not comparable to the embellishment of friendship; The stars are beautiful, not as precious as greetings. 1 1. Do you want to go back to the year 2000 with me? At that time, it was the bright moon in Qin dynasty and the grand view in Han dynasty. At that time, we were a kind man and a kind woman. I cultivate you and weave you, and we live in peace with the world. Tonight, no sleep! 12, my love has never been happy or romantic. Just hurt and pain. I want nothing, I just want eternity! 13, wind and rain are indispensable in the world of love, and the ocean of love will inevitably suffer. Only you and I will accompany us to the old age, and we will escape all difficulties and troubles. The warm world will be embraced by us, and happiness will only smile in my heart forever! 14, I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say I wanted to chase you. I came to see you three times and four times and gave you five roses. I want to hit on you seven times and eight times to bother you. I am very satisfied with you. 15, the best things in the world should belong to me, including you! ! 16, Love Slave: You say a word, I will go to heaven or go to hell; You breathe, I am outside the cloud nine, or eight thousand miles; You look at me, I get an electric shock, or my heart is full of holes; You wave, I'll follow your call, and then I'll leave. 17, you stand there! Wait for me to fly there! 18, he: Honey, when will you come back? Me: I will never tell you so that you can have time to clean up the crime scene. 19, what do you really think you are? Now you can go out. At night, what a charming and familiar beauty, everything fell at her feet and held her breath. Like the night, because she will accompany you to cry, laugh and accompany you bit by bit … tonight, be close to her! 2 1, the trickle is not blocked by stones, and the deep friendship is not dispersed by distance. In my friendship list, you always top the list, and the market is still bullish. How have you been recently? I wish you well in the distance. 22. You are bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. Seeing your heart beating faster, but not your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. I hope having you is not a long wait. 23. You gave me the happiest day of my life, and also gave me the sadness of my life. I long for the happiness you give me, but I don't want you to hurt me again. Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly! In the morning, lovers' ambiguous words II. Good morning, lovers' gossip 1. When you are young, happiness is a thing, and having it is happiness. When you grow up, happiness is a goal, and when you reach it, you will be happy; When I am mature, I find that happiness is a state of mind. When I understand, I will say good night. If you pour out all the water in the Pacific Ocean, it won't put out the flame of my love for you. Can you pour out all the water in the Pacific Ocean? No, that's why I don't love you. When the morning comes, I enjoy happiness by your side, the sun shines brightly at noon, I smile in your heart, and the sun sets in the evening. I hope that one day happiness will accompany you, peace will surround you, joy will walk with you and good luck will always accompany you! 4. You are still in a sweet dream. I have bathed in sunshine, stepped on the morning glow, quietly flew down, sprinkled a blessing by your side, and when you wake up, you will find yourself full of strength. Good morning! If my existence brings you a little burden, you just need to take a breath and I will float away with the wind, because love is not a burden. 6. Stir the fragrant coffee with health, bake the bread of raw wheat with happiness, and wake up the happy' you' with warmth; Wash your face in sunshine, brush your teeth in sunny days, smile and cheer yourself up. Good morning. 7. There is a feeling called happiness, a heartbeat called happiness and a blessing called good morning. Morning represents a new day. I wish you a good feeling, feel your heartbeat and have a perfect new day. Good morning. 8. Leaning on the shoulder of the sun, playing coquetry in the flowers, dreaming in fairy tales, lying in the clouds, having a warm breakfast, kissing my dear, saying good morning, 9. Stop and look back, time flies; One day and one night, flowers bloom and fall; When we meet and leave, where can we find the years? One road for life, time is not wasted; A lifelong friend will always love you. Good morning and good luck. 10, it is the twinkling stars that weave beauty for the sky, the surging waves that add power to the sea, and your walking that makes me happy. I leave my best wishes to you, wife, good morning! 1 1, the boot is to wait for you, the shutdown is to avoid you, the shutdown is to forget you, and the number expires, so forget to stick to it! 12, beating is pro, scolding is love! Sometimes just to love you, tacit cooperation is the eternal theme of life. With our hands, we can build our home together. 13, true friends have no distance, don't care about the horizon, don't care about the cape, and don't forget to greet. In this picturesque season, he sends the most beautiful morning message, my friend, good morning! 14, there is a person in this world who has been waiting for you. No matter when and where, you know there is always such a person anyway. Before this person appears, you should learn to love yourself for this person! Good morning! 15, I hope happiness knocks at the door, God of Wealth stands at the door, friendship never divides, everything goes well and everything gets up early, and I wish your good wishes come true as soon as possible. Good morning! 16, open your charming eyes and look at the white clouds; Stretch the beautiful smiling face and listen to the flowing water; Embrace happiness today and hope for good luck again and again; Good morning, friend! I wish you a bright mood and a comfortable and worry-free life! 17, the person who takes a detour and goes straight is smart because he finds a shortcut; People who bend the straight road are open-minded because they can see more scenery; The road is not at the foot, but in the heart. Good morning and good luck! 18, don't laugh at the tortoise, people know gossip; Don't laugh at snails, people have houses and homes; Don't say that you run fast and slower than cpi; Fortunately, you have friends. I made you laugh early in the morning! Good morning. 19, I don't want to lock the ending, I just want to work hard; Not everything, just a good mood; Do not seek to influence others, but seek to be kind to yourself; Don't seek success, just be firm. Good morning! 20. Don't be afraid to do something wrong. Even if you are wrong, you don't have to be sad. There are right and wrong in life, not to mention many things. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter. Good morning.