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1. When I was a child, my teacher asked everyone what their dreams were. Some people say they want to be scientists, while others say they want to be entrepreneurs. After so many years, only I realized my dream, because I said 1 salted fish!

2. A worshiper of heaven and earth was exhausted by his wife. I worship Gao Tang and work hard for her. Husband and wife worship each other. From then on, they tightened their belts and sent them to the bridal chamber. I knelt down and dragged her to bed. Alas, I am a sheep and she is a wolf.

I am reluctant to eat porridge every day this month. I went to the vegetable market yesterday and thought I'd continue to eat porridge.

Since the beginning of school, I have never done anything that worries my teacher. I think this is a bright spot in my study.

As long as a person is fat enough, even if he is reading a book seriously, it seems that he is studying the menu seriously.

6. Is there a love rat? I want to love you. I hope your sweet words fascinate me, and then you cheat. I was heartbroken and lost 20 Jin. Will I be beautiful when next summer comes?

7. In a class, those who get the first and second grades are generally enemies, and those who get the second grade are basically friends.

8. "If this were in ancient times, I could support the whole harem just by my appearance. It was definitely a pillar!" "Yes, you really look like a pillar supporting the palace!"

9. I just want to know if today's girls are walking in ancient streets, dragged back to their bedrooms by the emperor and washed their faces at night, will they be convicted of bullying the monarch and so on?

10. Real love is often waiting for someone to climb mountains and mountains for themselves at first, but when the cable car comes, it follows the people who take the cable car.

1 1. I accidentally killed a sheep when I went to road trip. The owner of the sheep didn't blame me, but also cleaned up delicious food. Bought me a ticket and took me to the station. What a good impression!

12. I admit that I had plastic surgery. My stomach got bigger, my chin was cut off and my thighs were filled with fat. Here, I just hope you don't laugh at me.

13. A man asked his girlfriend: What will happen to you if I die? Woman: Of course, shopping and eating with girlfriends are all kinds of hi! What if I die? M: Just like you, I go shopping and eat with your best friend.

14. Single men are always called single dog, so I want to know. What about single women? Call it "dog ignore"?

15. I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor that he only put a dollar in my bowl.

16. Take out the mirror when you are in a bad mood. Experts say that people will feel better if they see more beautiful things.

17. I don't know how people who talk for half a year do it. I feel that if I don't talk every day, my talents have nowhere to display.

18. My friend got up in the morning with a mouthful of mud and asked me what was going on. I told him that you drank too much yesterday and that you were pleasant goat. Must eat grass. I didn't hug you.

19. The ideal life is a nap in the morning, a nap in the middle, a nap in the afternoon and a nap at midnight.

20. Once upon a time, there was a boy named Hanazono Sakura and a girl named Xiaobei in the class. They became little girls on a stormy night.