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An old lady finished watching the 100-meter race of black people, wiped her tears and said, It's scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot, but they fired without aiming. The children ran in fear, and the rope couldn't stop them!
3 Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on 10 floor. A month ago, he was transferred to the administrative department on the ninth floor ... Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?" The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel." Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? " "It doesn't matter, you can look for him below."
Policeman: What are you doing, wandering the street so late!
Miss: Prostitute!
The police are in awe, a burst of worship!
Policeman: Which newspaper?
Miss: It's too late!
Policeman: Which evening paper is it?
Miss: hug the man at night!
Policeman: Good Henan Evening News!
Miss: This thing can only be done at night!
Policeman: It's really hard to rush the manuscript at night! Pay more attention to your health!
Miss: Thank you for your understanding. Welcome to do it!
Policeman: OK! Be sure to contribute! Be sure to contribute!
Tell you a beautiful love story: This story involves love triangle, river's lake grievances, feelings for children and religious beliefs, but it is very short, with only one sentence: "Bald donkey, how dare you compete with the original teacher!"
I hope I can make you happy ~ ~ o (∩ _ ∩) o ~
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