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Ask a joke, the wolf threatened the lamb, and then asked the tiger for help.
The wolf beat the lamb and said, I told you not to wear a hat.
The lamb went to the tiger to reason, and the tiger said I would teach the wolf a lesson.
The tiger said to the wolf, if you want to hit the lamb, find a better reason. For example, if you ask her to find you a female wolf, you say you want to be fat when you find her thin, and you say you want to be thin when you find her fat. Is it not good to beat it?
The lamb heard it.
The wolf found the lamb and said, Go and find me a female wolf.
The lamb said, do you want to be fat or thin?
Wolf: ...
The wolf beat the lamb and said, I told you not to wear a hat.
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