What jokes did you make when you first played League of Legends?

My classmate paired up for the first time and asked me where the red buff was. I said it was the one with a wall in your wild area, and then I left. When he came back, he told me that the red buff was really awesome. I died 5 6 times and didn't kill him. Later, all five teammates came to dry him ... (He walks to Sloan)

It is the same classmate. There is a scorpion on the other side of the plate. At that time, it was said that the hero scorpion was a late super soldier. That's what I told him. As a result, every time he sees a scorpion, he plays with ice and bullies others. As a result, I was killed by a scorpion every time. He never questioned whether I was right or not. He just thought it might not be too late.

After playing for more than ten minutes, I was at level 6. Remembering that my friend played for a few days before my level 6, I felt that I was the chosen one.

Gold coins are saved to buy equipment and ready to go out to buy heroes.

After discovering that you can't buy heroes, you will never buy equipment in bulk again. I think it is more expensive to buy in bulk.

My teammates asked me to replenish my troops. I thought it was to supplement my army, so I went back to the place where Xiao Bing was born. I can't find the recruitment button.

My friend said it was a tower demolition game. At the first level, I went to dismantle the tower and was killed by the tower three times. I also asked my teammates why they didn't tear it down with me, so I beat and scolded.

Play ice, don't be a soldier, I'm afraid to shoot an arrow.

I think E is blood, so I have to put E in every fight.

Sometimes I put my skills into killing a soldier, and when I see a gold coin fall out, I think it fell casually, so I stand among the soldiers and prepare to pick up the money.

I thought I would lose my equipment if I killed Snapdragon 9, so I was reluctant to put down my big move. When you are ready to fight Xiaolong, grab the dragon with a big move.

I bought endless, and when I went out, I found that Bingbing was still shooting arrows. I thought I didn't buy it, so I saved up to buy another one. When I went out, I found that I still didn't switch to infinity edge, so I scolded the game for loopholes while playing.

Play the blade master and open the e tower.

If you don't know the key points of Q, you can't beat and scold, and you can't press skills.

I don't know what big move means, but I pressed R on the enemy hero and found that there was no blood loss on the opposite side, so I think this is a garbage hero.

Being killed by the policewoman opposite, I felt that I lost my range, so I went back to the city and bought a halberd, thinking that I could stab the enemy from a distance. As a result, I went out with a knife and scolded while playing.

Playing Teemo, standing still, the screen will turn dark after a while, thinking that this hero has his own power saving mode.

I can't press e every time. This hero is really useless.

Plant all the mushrooms together, thinking that you can kill others in an instant.

I can't beat each other, but I always get killed. I was called obscene under the tower when I was playing wild. Then when he came to help me catch it, I was afraid of being scolded, but I still dared not go out of the tower. Then you will be killed if you fight wild, and scold your teammates if you fight behind.