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Dad, surnamed Duan, gave the newborn baby a name. Grandpa shouted after listening: Why not?

Dad, surnamed Duan, gave a name to the newborn child. Grandpa shouted after listening: Otherwise, it really stumbles a group of parents to be named as a technical job. Some parents give their children simple names for convenience, such as Ming and Hua. For example, when I was a student, many students in my class were called Li Hua and Li Ming. Some surnames are fine, but some surnames with the word "Ming" will make a joke.

I would like to share with you a story about my colleague and friend Duan Yan, who got married last year and got pregnant. During pregnancy, parents didn't come to take care of their daughter-in-law, so during pregnancy, Duan Yan was very kind to her daughter-in-law, and she would take special leave to accompany her every time she had a pregnancy test. Duan Yan also handled some precautions during pregnancy very well. Last year, my daughter-in-law gave birth to a lovely baby boy in June 165438+ 10, but Duan Yan herself is a big-hearted person, so when the medical staff asked the child to name the birth certificate, the doctor chose a name for the child. At first, Duan Yan was also very entangled, saying that the simpler the name, the better, or Duan Ming. The child's grandfather heard the name and called it unacceptable. How can the child be called Duan Ming (?

Duan Yan's daughter-in-law also complained that her husband didn't want to be named after hearing this. Duan Yan felt very helpless. How did his father come up with the meaning of this layer? In the last paragraph, his father named his son Duan Hua. Alas, Duan's father is too lazy to give his child such a simple name. But this time, because the old man didn't say anything, the child's name was finally Duan Hua. I really think this good name is wasted.