A collection of funny Internet buzzwords 2021

A selection of funny Internet buzzwords:

1. If you don’t shock the world with your coquettishness, you will shock the world with your lasciviousness.

2. What can you do? How sad, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel

3. My friend, you are leaving today, please fuck this white girl.

4. Give me a boatload of women, and I will burn myself to death!

5. God has given you a pair of wings, so you should be burned

6. The peacock spreads its tail desperately, but its butthole is exposed!

7. I have no money and no power. If I don’t treat you better, can you follow me?

8. When will the bright moon come? , asked Qingtian for wine and said: Damn it, I'm so busy, how can I have time to care about you, just watch the weather forecast yourself

9. Time is like cleavage, as long as you squeeze it, you will still have it.

10. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

11. Are you blind? You can’t see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

12. People always make mistakes, otherwise it is correct. The road is overcrowded.

13. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul wanders on the bed!

14. Master, please just accept it! After a long, long time, Master, please forgive me. Lao Na!

At 15, I turned her from a girl into a woman; she turned me from a boy into a poor man.

16. An advertisement from a flower shop: Today the price of roses in our shop is the lowest. You can even buy a few to give to your wife.

17. Regarding thongs: In the past, you took off your underwear to look at your butt; now, you pull out your butt and look at your underwear

18. Being single is painful, and being single for a long time is even more painful. A few days ago When I saw a sow, I thought it was pretty.

19. Beheading is nothing. The scar on the head is no bigger than a bowl. 18 years later, I will be a zombie again.

20 , stars can become more famous if they take off a little bit, but I was arrested even though I took off my clothes!

21. I think that a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but I can’t find it. Way out

22. Taking a bath is a blessing for the butt but a hardship for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head but a hardship for the butt; listening to you talks is a hardship for both the head and the butt.

23. There have been no girls on the Internet since ancient times. There are rows of broken flowers and willows. There are occasionally a few pairs of mandarin ducks, which are also pheasants and wolves.

24. I don’t know how to speak. I stutter when there are people around me, like a sheep pooping. Please forgive me if it’s not to your taste.

Selection 2 of funny Internet buzzwords:

1. Smoking is an art of life; looking for smooching is an attitude towards life.

2. People in the upper class always like to do some obscene things.

3. Don’t seek to be a good match, just seek to feel qualified.

4. Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day; staying in bed is because you don’t have the courage to start the day.

5. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani. Yidiandian Quotations Network

6. I smoke because it hurts my lungs, not my heart.

7. Forget it if I scold you normally, you have to wait until I hit you to realize that I am both civil and military.

8. Life is short, you must be sexy.

9. First line: Maybe it seems like it; Second line: But it may not be impossible.

10. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about, and you can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

11. Have the courage to admit mistakes and never change them.

12. A man is like a dog. Whoever has the ability can lead him away.

13. An oath is just a momentary slip of the tongue.

14. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

15. Cough! Say what you should say, and whisper what you shouldn’t.

16. I suggest that everyone should understand my appearance first and appreciate it secondly.

17. From heaven to hell, I am just passing through the human world.

18. In fact, I am a homebody. It’s just a matter of whose home I stay at.

19. I am not your little raccoon, and I cannot have as much fun as you want.

20. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

21. For girls: If you go out to hang out, you will get pregnant sooner or later.

22. When a woman pursues a man, there is a veil between them. Men chase women, and mothers are separated from each other.

23. The people I like are all on the hard drive.

24. Youth, you are so acne!

25. Master, after putting on Lao Na’s cassock, you will be Lao Na’s person

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1.2B is not just pencils, but also you.

2. Love is not something you look for when you are lacking, nor is it something you replace when you are tired

3. Love is a glass of wine. I carefully held it to the one I loved, but he accidentally spilled it. I've mixed it up

4. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy!

5. Plant you in a flower pot so that you can also know what a vegetative state is!

6. Mix NIANG vegetables, buy beans HU, mix NIAO, and cut the mutton!

7. Protect yourself, love others, please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people...

8. Don’t ask questions about things, Baidu knows more than my sister, if you have any questions, ask me He goes!

9. Don’t say love to others easily, don’t stubbornly open the door to others’ hearts, and then leave as a joke

10. Erection is not a panacea, but the inability to have an erection is a problem. No way!

11. You can pretend to be a couple just by wearing couple’s clothes, not all lovers in the world can be together

12. It’s not that I don’t fold quilts, it’s mainly that I love Old, I just like the bed I slept on the day before. I am forced to elevate this issue of living habits to the level of personality cultivation.

13. It’s not that I don’t smile, I lose my fans as soon as I smile.

14. Don’t show off to me, my sister-in-law has caller ID...

15. A big woman You can’t live without power for a day, and a little woman can’t live without money for a day!

16. Wait for me, kid. I must appear in your household register. If I can’t be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

17. Be kind to yourself, because life is not long; be kind to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

18. You can’t reach it, try stepping on your left foot with your right foot.

19. What a big little piece of meat!

20. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

21. Why don’t you express your love? Some things can never be regained once they are lost.

22. A bitch will always be a bitch. Even if the economy is in crisis, you can’t afford it!

23. Find a place to ground yourself~

24. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: Your uncle!

25. Happiness is disguised for others to see.

26. He is deaf to what is going on outside the window and only watches soap operas.

27. After two people have completely broken up, either party will send text messages to send blessings on the other's birthday every year to prove: You see, although we have broken up, I still remember you, and even remember you. birthday. This is completely unnecessary bullshit. Are you treating this place as a martyr cemetery?

28. If no one holds my hand, I just put it in my pocket.

29. No one looks down on you, because others don’t look at you at all, everyone is very busy!

30. Everyone will be tired, and no one can bear everything for you. When you are tired, put your heart on the shore

31. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

32. A quick look at you is not good, a closer look is worse than a sharp look...

33. When will the bright moon come, ask the blue sky for wine... the blue sky Said: Go away NMD, I'm so busy, I don't have time to care about you, just read the weather forecast!

34. What do you like about me? Can’t I change it?

35. I don’t even believe your punctuation marks.

36. You are the worry in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

37. Your love rival and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time, and they can’t swim. Would you choose to go to a disco or go to a KTV?

38. Don’t worry, I won’t even tell you if I beat you to death.

39. You think you are redundant, but actually... you are really redundant!

40. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple IQ.

41. Women’s tears are the most useless liquid, but if you make a woman cry, it means you are useless.

42. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is: when an assassin stabs you in the back, you turn around and say in pain, ah, who are you? When a friend stabs you in the back, you turn around and say in surprise, "Ah, it's you!"

43. Please tell the prince that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snowy mountains that have not been climbed, the river has not been crossed, the dragon has not been killed, and the handsome boy has not been soaked. Tell him to continue to sleep

44. The whole world is pretending, but I don’t act like it. Before you leave, I will take the initiative to get out.

45. Let me say something low-key here: I have no time to participate in your past, and I don’t want to participate in your future.

46. If life is just like the first time we met, there is no need to be sentimental about separation. Say goodbye, maybe never see each other again

47. Life - after school, after class, after school, on vacation, after graduation, when you get old, regret it and die

48. If you like someone very much , then, keep a distance from a friend, so that you will never lose it for a lifetime

49. If my life was a movie, you would be the advertisement that pops up.

50. If I am really good, why don’t you

51. If I become the emperor, I will make you the prince!

52. If one day I become a pervert, please don’t forget that I was also innocent.

53. If you give up, you will gain. Forget what should be forgotten, give up what should be given up, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

54. The world is so chaotic, who can pretend to be innocent?

55. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

56. There are three kinds of people in the world: one is a person whose conscience is eaten by a dog, the second is a person whose conscience is not eaten by a dog, and the third is a person whose conscience is not even eaten by a dog.

57. Sichuan is the honorific name we give to mice

58. No one belongs to anyone else, everyone is someone else’s passer-by, and no one can keep someone else’s heart. No one can own anyone.

59. The so-called pure friendship between men and women is nothing more than two situations: girls are very manly, boys are very effeminate

60. There are so many people who hate me, you Who is the elder?

61. Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically...

62. I am not a descendant of a rich man! But I want to be the ancestor of a rich man!

63. I don’t tidy my room, I am the beauty in a messy room.

64. I wish I could grow old together with you by accident.

65. In ancient my country, there was an artifact for governing the country: the almanac. If you want the population to grow, write more about having sex; if you want to prevent people from being angry about forced demolition, write more about breaking ground; if you don’t want them to make trouble in the streets, write about not traveling

66. I am L’Oréal Paris, and you deserve it!

67. There are too many helplessness in our lives. We cannot change and are powerless to change. What’s worse is that we have lost the idea of ????changing.

68. How can I have time? Just kidding, for a big name like me, this year’s schedule is already fully booked. I have a lot of movies, TV series and commercials to watch.

69. I am a thin person, and I can count my ribs when I am sad!

70. Should I go to Huzhou or Fuzhou? Where is dad going?

71. Let me tell you, big brother, I am not a straw boat. You don’t need to keep throwing your shit at me!

72. I admire myself so much that sometimes I kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

73. I like who I am now, and I miss who we were in the past. If you don’t miss it, don’t miss it. If you miss it, you can’t go back to the past.

74. I thought you were starting to become decadent, only to find that you have always been heartless.

75. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes. But you forced me to do this!

76. Wu Mao and Wu Mao are the happiest because they are together.

77. I have liked you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now I want to leave you, and it will be longer than a long, long time.

78. Like is light, love is deep of. I heard that happiness is very simple, so simple that it will be diluted by time.

79. Today’s women, if you are the one during the day, let the bullets fly at night. As a result, there are many orphans.

80. When you want to cry, find a place where no one is and cry. After crying, don’t forget to put the original smile on your face.

81. New century women: they can go to the hall, they can go to the kitchen, they can write code, they can detect abnormalities, they can kill Trojan horses, they can climb over walls, they can afford good cars, they can afford new houses, they can fight. I can beat the mistress, I can beat the gangster...

82. Are you itchy? That's right. When the wound grows flesh, nerve endings also grow.

83. If you want to love, please love deeply. If you don’t love, please walk away.

84. A person can like many people, and can also be liked by many people, but in the end he can only choose one and be loyal to this choice.

85. If you can’t get rid of your shit with one kick, you’ll be fine!

86. Have the courage to admit your mistakes and never change them.

87. Someone rubs you the wrong way and tells you: Don’t worry, there is a secret to automaticity. What should you do? When I beat him for kidney deficiency, I told him not to worry. There are Liuwei Dihuang Pills, which can treat kidney deficiency and do not contain sugar.

88. If you have something to do, go directly to the topic. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

89. In the workplace, one should be like Conan, with the domineering attitude of letting others die wherever he goes.

90. True love is like UFO, we have only heard of it but no one has seen it.

91. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel relieved

92. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. paste. 2021 Internet Buzzwords

1. The world is so big, I want to see it

On April 14, 20xx, a resignation letter aroused heated comments. The only reason for resignation was With 10 words, it was rated as the most emotional resignation letter in history by netizens. Some netizens joked: First line: The world is so big, I want to see it; Second line: My wallet is so small, I can’t go anywhere; Horizontal line: Work hard.

2. Say important things three times

The earliest radio slogan of a real estate website: go straight, go straight, go straight, say important things three times. Once this advertisement was launched, it quickly became popular on major radio stations.

3. You city dwellers are really good at playing

4. Protect the market for the country

From May to early July 20xx, China’s stock market lost trillions . At this time, a slogan was launched on the Internet to protect the country, which means not to sell stocks for personal gain, but for the overall interests of the country and the stability of the stock market, neither sell nor reduce stock holdings.

5. You can obviously rely on your face to make a living, but you have to rely on your talent

After a photo of Jia Ling’s past beauty was uncovered by netizens, everyone was surprised to find that she often laughed at herself and struggled with boys. Jia Ling was once a goddess! Jia Ling responded on Weibo: I interpreted it affectionately: You can obviously rely on your face to make a living, but you have to rely on your talent.

6. I want to be quiet

The original intention is for me to be quiet, but most of the time on the Internet it is deliberately misinterpreted to mean that I miss being quiet.

Netizens rushed to quote, "Don't look for me, I want Jingjing, don't ask me who Jingjing is."

7. Scared the baby to death

8. Almost collapsed inside

This originated from what a domestic cartoonist said in an interview with the media in 20xx This sentence "My heart almost collapsed" was used by netizens.

9. My mother is my mother

A strange encounter stemmed from Mr. Chen, a citizen, how to prove that my mother is my mother. Mr. Chen’s family of three were preparing to travel abroad, but they were asked to produce Mr. Chen’s certificate. Proof of mother-child relationship with emergency contact person. In addition to proving that my mother is my mother, all kinds of innocence that cannot be proved by oneself make people run around and choke in silence.

10. It mainly depends on temperament

Refers to Cyndi Wang’s hamburger-eating album style in the new album "Dare to Dare Not", which was rated as mainly based on temperament by netizens. In a short period of time, it topped the list of trending searches, triggering everyone to follow suit and post pictures of their temperament!

11. Duang

Meaning: Add special effects to express a fun taste in a playful way.

Source: In February this year, a fake advertisement endorsed by Jackie Chan was dug out by netizens for a new round of spoofs. Netizens compared the advertisement with Pang Mailang's "My Skateboard Shoes" The divine synchronicity turned into "My Shampoo", in which Jackie Chan used the word "duang" to describe the black and shiny hair with exaggerated gestures in the advertisement, which was impressive, and "duang" quickly became an Internet buzzword.

For example: Duang is about to start school soon, and a patient with late-stage procrastination has not touched a single word in his graduation project proposal report and thesis translation, which is very frustrating.

12. We are tired of felling wood

Source: In the variety show "Running Brothers", Deng Chao's sentence "we are tired of felling wood" (family) made the brothers and director present The group burst into laughter instantly, and the self-proclaimed academic master also triggered collective complaints from netizens. Netizens joked: Deng Chao, a jokester, once served as an English class representative and the teachers even cried.

13. If you are ugly, go to bed first

Born out of the saying "If you are ugly, say it first." It comes from putting the proverb "ugly words" in the front, twisting and breaking the sentence into "ugly words", and putting the words in the front. It is further extended to say that you are ugly first, you sleep first if you are ugly, you are ugly first

14. Rich people, let’s be good friends!

Originated from showing off wealth on the Internet

15. Blame me

The Internet hot word blame me is quite meaningful. How to interpret it as a rhetorical question or sarcasm depends on the judge’s mind. . Catchphrases from anime and League of Legends. These three words are suitable for saying in an understatement. You can ruthlessly respond to others, or you can end the topic by pretending to be innocent.

16. I am Ye Liangchen

Who is Ye Liangchen? A middle school boy who feels sorry for his girlfriend but has seen too much Mary Suwen! Hello everyone, my name is Ye Liangchen, Long Aotian’s Ye, Zhao Ritian’s Liang, and Falkang’s Chen.

17. Surrender to the State

Surrender to the State comes from the TV series version of "Tomb Raiders Notes". In order to successfully pass the trial, the protagonist Wu Xie changed the rhetoric of tomb robbing in the original work. Cheng handed over all the cultural relics he saw to the state, so all the treasures in the film could not escape the fate of being handed over to the state, which triggered large-scale complaints from fans of the original book and drama watchers.

18. Sleep on whatever you want, get up and get high

This sentence first came from a short video on Weibo. Under the melody of happy worship, the male protagonist with a magical appearance faced the screen. Various self-talks, this sentence finally became a classic.

19. Silly Baitian

Silly Baitian usually refers to the heroine in a TV series or movie. She is cute and has no scheming. It was later used to describe a character without acting skills. Silly Baitian has two directions. One is that although the plot is a bit old, the plot is not bloody, and it is a more beautiful, gentle and sweet love story; the other is that it can be used to describe the heroine in the love story, who has no scheming personality and is stupid. Cute and cute, making people feel warm.

20. Xiaoxianrou

Used to describe young, handsome, muscular boys, generally refers to those between 12-25 years old with a pure personality and simple emotional experience. A handsome boy who doesn't have much emotional experience.

21. Congestion

This refers to feeling blocked, uncomfortable, and feeling very uncomfortable with what is happening around you. It can also mean that you are speechless about something. It can be translated It means feel stifled, feel suffocated or feel very uncomfortable.

22. Momoda

Generally used between lovers, best friends or people with a good relationship to express closeness.

23. If you can do it, you can do it

It means don’t deny others casually, try it yourself first, I’m afraid it’s not as good as others!

24. To be rich is to be willful

This sentence also became popular all over the country in 20xx. Some people knew that they were being cheated, but still sent 540,000 yuan to the scammer. When the police asked him why, he said he just wanted to know how much more money the scammer could defraud him! He was ridiculed by many netizens as: Rich people are so willful!

24. 66666

It is generally believed to come from the evaluation of teammates or opponents in League of Legends. It is a series of numbers sent by netizens to save typing time. It has the same form as 333. representation. The Chinese homophonic meaning is "yo yo yo yo". It is extended to mean that the operation or consciousness in online games is very powerful and comprehensive, and the game is played well.

25. Not necessary

So far it has been impossible to verify. There is a special meaning in lol. If you don't, it means very miserable. Very very means, double negative means yes.

26. Amway

Comes from Amway, a direct selling company in the United States. Derived meaning---strong recommendation (usually something you think is very good and want to share it with others). This word has already broken through its original meaning in the circles of games, COSER, and animation, and has been extended to another new meaning: highly recommended. The meaning is similar to promotion and recommendation.

27. Eat dirt

This word is associated with poverty and first came from comics. Later, it was gradually used by the great masters in the cosplay industry to compare themselves: Cosplay is a waste of money, and you are so poor that you can only eat dirt. On Double Eleven in 20xx, the word "eating soil" will reach its climax. Netizens laughed at themselves for excessive shopping during the Double Eleven carnival, overspending, and being so poor that they would have to eat dirt next month. Shopping seriously exceeded their budget, and they would be so poor that they would have to eat dirt next month.

28. Why don’t you go to heaven?

This hot word comes from an online article about how to teach Northeastern people a lesson. One of the sentences is really bad for you, why don’t you go to heaven? As soon as it comes out, This caused many netizens to watch and imitate it, and the widespread virality attracted a lot of attention. You’ve all seen this and haven’t even given me a thumbs up. Why don’t you go to heaven?

29. Drunk too

Pretending to be drunk as an unconscious state means that you cannot understand the other person’s thoughts. In fact, it expresses your unreasonableness towards the other person and your slight dissatisfaction with the person or the person. Or contempt and contempt for things, and disdain to respond and counterattack them. Origin: The origin of the catchphrase "I'm also drunk" can be traced back to Jin Yong's "Swordsman". The joking Linghu Chong in the novel once satirized the flattery of others: As soon as I saw the flattery of those people, I felt uncomfortable all over, and I almost felt drunk. But then it became popular among a group of people born in the 90s. The game LOL (League of Legends) is now popular among many people born in the 90s. The general idea is that I was convinced. The context of use was that it was difficult to speak directly when encountering teammates who were like pigs in the game, so I had to Saying "I'm drunk too" contains a sarcastic meaning, and is mainly a way of expressing speechless and depressed emotions.

30. Xiao Gongju

Simply put, Xiao Gongju is a cooing name for the little princess. Later, it gradually developed into a name used by netizens for some men. The biggest characteristic of this type of men is that they have a girlish heart, and they are a bit girly, but they are not effeminate at all.

31. However, there is no abbreviation for egg.

However, there is no abbreviation for egg. The video explanation of the game from Dragon Ball LOL anchor Ani Cake Shop is useless. It is simply called Ran Bing egg, which means it is meaningless and has no meaning at all.

32. I take you, you take the money

The original poem is that spring is here, let’s go traveling! I will take you and you take the money, whether it is Sanya or the Yangtze River, we will cross the Tanggula Mountain Pass and run wildly through the Tengger Desert. Let’s take a quick trip! I will take you and you take the money, even if it is the end of the world, even if it is the end of the world! The lofty poetry meets the reality that you must bring money with you. Many netizens enjoyed reading it. Internet buzzwords

1. If I become the emperor, I will make you the prince!

2. Raw, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.

3. My cousin is in his forties. He started studying literature and failed the exam for three consecutive years. Then he practiced martial arts and fired an arrow in the martial arts field, which hit the drummer and drove him out. He changed his studies to medicine, wrote a good prescription, took it, and died.

4. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel...

5. My life has a limit, but my food has no limit.

6. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or money.

7. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

8. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw a stone at my head

9. When problems arise, you should first find the cause within yourself. Don't blame the earth's lack of gravity for constipation.

10. Make decisions with a pat on your head, make promises with a pat on your chest, and leave with a pat on your back.

11. We are moving too fast, and our souls can’t keep up...

12. Don’t be the same as the people on earth.

13. A girl can transform from a virgin to a woman only once and successfully, but a boy needs repeated training to transform from a virgin to a man.

14. If you go out to hang out, your wife will have to change sooner or later.

15. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me...

16. The rich are all uncles ! But it’s even worse if you don’t pay back the money you owe.

17. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

18. Why sleep for a long time while alive? You will sleep forever after death...

19. A tailor who does not want to be a cook is not a good driver.

20. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students.

21. On the way to Xi'an on a business trip, a Dalian man boasted about how good Dalian is, and then said that a grand celebration was held on the 100th anniversary of the founding of Dalian. Then he asked the person next to him. One person asked: "Are there any celebrations for the 100th anniversary of the founding of Xi'an?" Several Xi'an buddies nearby were stunned. After a while, they forced out a sentence: "I remember that there was a 'beacon fire show' on the anniversary of the founding of Xi'an. Princes'..."

22. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt.

23. On a harmonious campus, the person riding the bicycle may be a doctoral supervisor, while the person driving the Mercedes-Benz may be a logistician...

24. It is gold and will always be spent; Mirrors will always reflect light...

25. The reason my girlfriend is not a nun is because she failed the fourth level and was not accepted in the nunnery.

26. Celebrities can become more famous if they take off a little more, but I was arrested even though I took off my clothes

27. Looking at a beautiful girl, I have no idea how to strike up a conversation. Pick up the brick and step forward, "Classmate, did you drop this?"

28. When I was a child, my dream was not to be a scientist. I imagined that I was a young master from a landlord's family with thousands of fertile fields. All of a sudden, I was uneducated and had no skills. I led a group of dog slaves to the street to tease a good girl...

29. Don't talk about your ideals with me, quit it.

30. I can despise you, despise you, look down upon you, or ignore you.

31. If a woman wants to please herself, she will allow a man to be poor if he wants to please himself!

32. I am Jesus, his son, coconut!

33. Will spiders hang themselves?

34. Work hard today to avoid looking up to others later.

35. As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure...

36. Because of humility, I am noble. Because we understand, we are compassionate; because we are unfamiliar, we are brave; because of distance, we are beautiful.

37. Men with narrow mouths and sweet hearts have a handful of endives!

38. In my village, I have a tractor.

39. Rats carry knives and look for cats all over the street!

40. I have been in elementary school for ten years and middle school for twelve years. I am rated as the most familiar face in the school. When new teachers come, they always ask me about the inside story of the school...

41. What I hate most is when people point the mouse at my head.

42. When watching movies, I am impatient to watch literary films - AV does not count, AV is an action movie...

43. My dear, don’t worry, I’m done taking a shower. Will flip the signs.

44. You will turn into the sea and be eaten by sharks!

45. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

46. Zi once said: A man at 20 is a Hitachi, at 30 is a Pentium, at 40 is a Microsoft, at 50 is a Panasonic, and at 60 is a copycat...

47. Friendly reminder: This user's signature is too personal and has been automatically blocked by the system

48. Lie down wherever you fall!

49. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China’s family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

50. There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep pen and one squatting in the pig pen. Make an idiom...

51. College is about learning!

52. The traffic in Beijing almost starves people to death!

53. White-collar workers are nothing but raising pigs.

54. Cigarettes are bad, so we smoke...

55. Who wears durian-flavored perfume?

56. Those who love me, please continue, and those who hate me, please don’t give up.

57. I have a blue dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder.

58. Being gentler than me is just asking for trouble.

59. The owner of the machine has become an immortal. If you need anything, please sign it!

60. Pick up the cake and rush towards the money!

61. If you kill the birdman, I will be an angel.

62. It’s freezing on the top of the mountain!

63. Life can be made easy, but life can also be exquisite!

64. Zhuge Liang never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience? ! !

65. I am a famous villain...

66. Don’t compare yourself to me, I am too lazy to compare with you.

67. Tanks bound for spring!

68. Love is like two people holding a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who is unwilling to let go!

69. When water enters the brain, the cerebellum raises fish.

70. When you are not online, I will always look at your information in a daze.

71. I died, but I stood up again in the fire. Do you think it was Nirvana or corpse transformation?

72. I accidentally ate a bottle of "Wuji Baifeng Pills". This is great, I have nosebleeds for a few days every month.

73. Press the "Start key" and then press "U" twice to find out the hidden games of Windows.

74. This QQ was stolen by a woman, and now I got it back... If you don’t know me, please delete me automatically

75. Damn it, I was complained! The customer said that the mp3 file I gave him had no images!

76. House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men...

77. This is a KB story, when you wear it at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night If you comb your black clothes with a comb in front of the mirror, you will see...dandruff!

78. Hugging is really a strange thing. They are so close but can’t see each other’s faces.

79. The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu, as sensible as Baochai, as beautiful as Keqing, as bold as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, and as capable as Tanchun. , as shrewd as Sister Feng, and as blessed as Yuanchun, haha...

80. The input and output of love are never proportional. Wishful sacrifices often end up moving you!