After 90, coal miners disguised as handsome white-collar workers lured me to the wedding night.

After 90, coal miners disguised as handsome white-collar workers lured me to the wedding night.

Text: Zen Xiaoyan

When the clock on the computer desk pointed to 1 1, I patted Zhang Lei on the back. Hey, wake up, wake up. Didn't you say you could drink well? How can it be so easily knocked down?

Zhang Lei's head drooped outside the bed. I guess his stomach is very upset. He should be ready to retch at any time. He lisped, I-I really can't drink any more. I'm going to bed, Xiao Ran. I'm sorry. I'll make it up to you another night.

I straightened his body, found him a blanket, then closed the door gently and I slipped out.

No one would have thought that the appearance looks decent, and there will be an exception to the Qin family, who has been taught strictly since childhood, and that is me Qin. I have a strange rebellion, just like escaping from a bridal chamber at night. It is estimated that few people can do it.

Growing up, I always tried my best to fight against my parents and beat the whole family to death. Mom would frown all the time. Are you my ya? You are the reincarnation of a little devil. My father has long been extremely disappointed in me. Whenever I am at home, he always shuts himself in the study, reading some linear books that I can't understand alone, or grinding an inkstone to write and practice calligraphy. Of course, I usually scoff at these things, because it is more important to sit in the living room and watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Big Wolf with me at a higher volume, which will at least give me a temporary rest and joy.

Including knowing Zhang Lei, my mother planned it, saying it was for my own good, but I was embarrassed and said no, so her old man jumped from the fourth floor. Fortunately, there is an air cushion below, and it's okay to be hospitalized for half a month. On the day of discharge, my mother asked me, are you obedient? If you are obedient, marry Zhang Lei. I have lived most of my life. There is a saying in the countryside that people who are over forty and a half years old have died once and are not afraid of the second time. It's my mother after all. Can I watch her die for me? I really feel guilty. So, I nodded, and my mother was so happy that she immediately took me to a hot pot city and had a big meal.

This is to celebrate her victory. She died once and finally forced her daughter to submit.

Actually, Zhang Lei is not bad, but because he is so excellent, I always feel that I am not worthy of him. First of all, he is very handsome, a typical white-faced kid, and I am recognized as a "little black cat"; Secondly, from the professional analysis, he is a civil servant and I am unemployed; Finally, in terms of personality, he is steady and generous, and I am careless. Although their personalities are complementary, there are also embarrassing times.

I clearly remember that I tried it carefully after getting drunk for the first time. Dare you kiss me? In fact, I was engaged to him at this time, but he didn't even have the courage. Finally, I kissed him on my own initiative. I went home and complained to my mother. It is estimated that it will be difficult for us to have a baby after we get married. His face is too thin and his mother is full of happiness. Girl, you should be glad that you have found a treasure, which is worth entrusting for a lifetime. My mother can speak very well, and my ears are ringing. Finally, I waved and I surrendered.

I don't like Zhang Lei for another reason, that is, before him, I met a little white-collar Wang Jun, who works as a sales director in a company. He was born in 1990. He is very capable and naturally climbs fast. Because of running around all the year round, my skin is a little dark, but it is full of health and sunshine. In addition, he is very open-minded and has no high intellectual and leadership style at all. In my opinion, he is more like a rogue. Ryukyu is full of evil that lures women to sink.

With him, we PK tried to tell dirty jokes until I laughed out of breath and fell into his arms, and he put his hand in. I glared at him and he didn't care. On the contrary, he accelerated his action. Women, sometimes, like this shameless man, say you are disgusting, but they are extremely eager to get in touch with you.

Therefore, he and Zhang Lei are lollipops with different tastes, and I would like to enjoy them, but I would rather choose one as my lifelong food, and Wang Jun is undoubtedly the best candidate. Wang Jun was observed by my mother for the first time in 360 degrees on the road, and the conclusion was: This man is a liar. Almost didn't make me vomit blood, but for my mother's heart disease, it is estimated that our street would be noisy.

Zhang Lei and I are married, and I swear to God that I will be Zhang Lei's wife, but I still can't stand the attack of a bunch of flirtatious roses on qq in Wang Jun, and the bombardment of one ambiguous message after another on short messages. At the wedding banquet, Wang Jun, as my college classmate, was also invited to attend. I saw him pouring himself wine there, and my heart ached badly. He often has irregular meals and a bad stomach. At this rate, he will have a stomachache all night. So, after I intentionally got Zhang Lei drunk, I slipped out, and the bride ran away at night, but who will find out? If I don't see Wang Jun tonight, I will regret it for the rest of my life.

Sure enough, Wang Jun really rolled on the bed. When he saw me, there was an incredible expression on his face. The juice I handed him was knocked over and we rolled together. I have never found him stronger than I thought, which Zhang Lei can't give. Zhang Lei is a little weak and the bed is not beautiful.

At dawn, he suddenly opened his eyes. Sorry, I'm going to be late. I have to hurry.

I don't understand, honey. You're the leader. It's late. It's okay.

At this time, the SMS prompt rang, but I had a mobile phone, so I clicked it directly. The content of the SMS almost made my lungs black.

He is not a white-collar worker at all, let alone a sales director, but an underground worker, that is, a coal digger. No wonder my mother called him a liar at a glance. It seems that I am really too young and lack of practice.

He seems to be in a hurry to take over, and he shows some disgust in the face of my intransigence. I'm telling you, bitch, I'm just a little coal digger What's the matter with you? You feel wronged. Do you know that before you sent your wedding night, I spent nearly 20 thousand yuan for you, and you didn't lose money?

I grabbed the teacup at hand and threw it at him. Unfortunately, I missed it. I quickly chose the way to escape, and I ran home before dawn.

Zhang Lei is still sleeping. I went into the kitchen, dried my tears, cooked porridge and cut vegetables. It's not too late, is it? !