Classic dialogue of Wulin rumor (2)

The shopkeeper shouted at Lao Xing: Xing Yusen!

Lao Xing gave her an angry reply.

The shopkeeper grinned at once: what a good name!

32.

Shopkeeper: Oh, my God, are these all gods? Spicy fish scales, rock sugar fat sausage, fermented radish skin, braised boat-fruited Sterculia, crispy fried cucumber, steamed yellow croaker, charcoal roasted female pig's trotters?

33.

Exhibition Hall: What a charming chicken leg!

34.

Teacher who teaches painting: Is this Li Kui jy?

Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei.

Teacher: Oh, how about this?

Bei: Yue Fei.

Teacher: How about this?

B: Faye Wong.

35.

Bai: I saw Qian Furen. First, it was sent to heaven by Shaolin abbot with a French leg, and it didn't come down for a long time. The sky roared and flew. Xu Chong, a Taoist priest from Wudang, played Tai Chi twice, and Xuan Jing, a Taoist priest from Emei School, stabbed him several times. Finally, it was ordered by five old men.

36.

Laobai: If you feel lonely, get a dog or something.

Boss Tong: Do you like dogs when you are hungry?

Laobai: Then raise a Sohu. Yahoo! Baidu or something.

37.

North: Back to Wudang from Shaolin. The infinite power of both internal and external cultivation of Hengshan swordsmanship is an essential magic weapon for your home fitness and tourism. Please consult Hengshan Wushu School for registration. For the specific address, please consult Hengshan Laoyakou 30 miles north, 260 miles east and 7860 miles west.

38.

Lu: Read more books and read good books. This "Legend of Wulin" records the grievances and enmities of Jianghu children for thousands of years. Reading is exciting, it makes people forget the disease. This book has not been published yet. If you are interested, please come to our office for an interview and have a long talk all night.

39.

Xiaoliu: Last name? Call it? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in the family? How many acres of land per capita? How many cows are there in the field? I knew it.

40.

Shopkeeper: Why are you holding chamber pot?

Lord Bao: Can't I take a shower?

4 1.

Mouth: Boss, you don't know anything. Her face changes quickly and her acting skills are high. Only Xia Qing and Yu Man can compare with her in this life.

Jim: That's because she doesn't play well, and Xia Qing Yu Man plays beyond her level.

42.

Tong Xiangyu: Tongfu Inn is your dream harbor. Our store has a big sale at the end of the month, and you can enjoy a 15% discount with VIP cards. Please write to us and discuss specific matters with us.

43.

Li Dazui: Li Dazui, male, 27 years old, unmarried, in good health, without a room for marriage, with all kinds of excellent qualities.

44.

Bai: Alas, the young master's body has escaped!

45.

Boss: Life is unbearable and cooking is unbearable!

46.

Mouth: The customer is always right, and the host is always hungry.

47.

Beckham: hibiscus emerging from the water

Xiaoguo (laughs)

Beckham: Let yourself rest in peace!

Xiaoguo (crazy)

48.

Boss Tong: Lao Xing, you can't leave.

Xing Catcher: I care about my business, and I care about the people. I am in charge of my business, and I care about the people. I ... I ...

Boss Tong: Listen to the amount. ...

Captain Xing: Don't say anything. Water under the bridge.

Boss Tong: Don't go.

Head catcher Xing: I have to go.

Child shopkeeper: You go, and I will die for you.

Head catcher Xing: What's bothering you?

Boss Tong: Not bitter. If you can't keep your heart, you must keep people.

Xing Catcher: What if people can't stay?

Boss Tong: Then you pay off last month's drinks and wait for the abacus.

49.

Tong shopkeeper: Don't come here. The sea of misery is endless, and it is back to the shore!

Laobai: According to Buddhists, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha. !

Big mouth: Buddha, Buddha and Dharma are boundless!

Scholar: Life is He Huan, and death is fearless. . be afraid

Beckham: I'm afraid it will rain tomorrow.

50.

roof

Guo: (smug) Didn't we save the bride in Zuojiazhuang?

Maid: (laughs) I didn't ask you to save her.

Guo: Don't ask. Didn't you see how sad she was crying? If she cried like this before she got married, wouldn't it be ruined if she really married all her life?

In the house.

Boss Tong: Aunt Zhao of Zuojiazhuang is so nice, but she is a little ugly and finally married. Tears welled up in her eyes with excitement.

Laobai: The crying evil spirits of men and women descended from the sky and gave the groom a beating.

Whip that we are doing justice for heaven.

Boss Tong: Since then, the groom has never appeared again. Miss Zhao cries every day until her eyes are almost blind.

roof

Guo: The little beggar in Shilipu will be burned alive by the old scoundrel if we don't make a move.

In the house.

Laobai: Dr. Xue from Shilipu is really nice. That day he was treating beggars and cupping them.

Boss Tong: Just lit the fire, evil spirits of both sexes descended from the sky, punching and kicking, saying that we were doing justice for heaven.

Laobai: After their trip, Dr. Shen Xue became seriously ill and was locked up from then on, and never saw anyone again.

roof

Guo: And the Xiliang River. If we are late, everyone on board will be killed by river thieves.

Maid: Miss, how do you know it's a river thief?

Guo: Have you ever seen a ferryman take no money?

In the house.

Boss Tong: Grandpa Ge on Xiliang River is really a good man. As long as he doesn't fish, he will go to the ferry to send people across the river for free. He just loaded a boat full of men and women from the sky that day, punched and kicked him and said. ..

Mouth: For heaven ...?

Boss Tong: You sank the boat after you repaired the road.

Laobai: If you want to cross the river after that, you have to walk another 50 miles.

Boss Tong: It's not over yet .. The vendor in Balizhuang and the Orion in Heifengling. ..

Laobai: Baishiqiao locksmith, woodcutter in Gong Wei village.

Tong shopkeeper: As long as he is a good man, he will be born to die. ?

5 1.

Scholar: Xiao Guo, how have you been recently? If you have any difficulties, you should say so, even if there is no difficulty.

52.

Laobai: Welcome to Qixia Town's costume variety show with the highest ratings. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Laobai: Welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in China. I wash, I wash, I wash.

Laobai: Welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in the world.

Laobai: Welcome to the costume variety show with the highest ratings in the universe. I pull, I pull, I pull, I pull.

53.

Furong: You are a widow.

Shopkeeper: You are a melon seed.

54.

Furong: Do you know how my mother tied my father at home?

Laobai: With a leash?

55.

Ms Zhang: How can you have your cake and eat it?

Scholar: This is impossible.

Mrs. Zhang: Keep a bear that can catch fish.

56.

The shopkeeper and the exhibition hall had a quarrel and were deadlocked. The following are psychological activities.

Guo: Are you kidding? You can say goodbye. Do you have a brain, sister?

Shopkeeper: Oh, my God, what am I talking about? Oh, my God, my God.

Scholar: Lao Bai is really a man. He didn't respond at all when he heard this. I admire him.

Laobai: I got dumped, I got dumped, I got dumped, I got dumped.

Mouth: I really envy them for breaking up so much. There is nothing between Whelan and me, so it's over.

Beckham: When they fight, whoever I help, I help my sister-in-law, and Brother Bai orders me. My sister-in-law is not happy to help Bai Dage. Simply don't help anyone, just watch the white play.

Wu Shuang: It's good to say yes, but it's also good to say goodbye. If this is the so-called love, I would rather not.

Shopkeeper: God, please, let time to go back. I'm willing to pay any price. Laobai: What should I do now? What should I do? What should I do?

Scholar: At this time, you are still so calm, so confident and so confident. Lao Bai, you are really my superstar.

Guo: Dead scholar, what eyes are you staring at? The person you love is here. Look, look, look.

Mouth: Whelan, where are you? Ever since I met you at Tongfu Inn, it's like spring breeze blowing into my heart.

Beckham: Yes, what are you thinking? If you don't start, I will get a refund. Start, start, start.

Wu Shuang: Oh, if I have such a good man, I will cherish him and treat him as a treasure. I will shut him up at home every day, only talk to me and eat my own food. Why don't I get a dog?

Shopkeeper: Sorry, Zhantang, I take back what I just said. Did you hear that, Moses? Oh, the University of Brazil.

Laobai: Kneel down, she should be soft-hearted. The question is, how can you kneel in front of so many people, kneel or not? This is a problem.

Shopkeeper: I really can't. Let me kneel to the head office for you.

Laobai: Kneel, you have to kneel. What's the use of pride Happiness is the key.

Shopkeeper: Then I really knelt down for you.

Laobai: Yu Xiang, wait for me. I'm coming (two people come out of the clearing, kneel down and bump their heads together).

(Bai Tong's psychological activity of quarreling)

Guo: I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. Are you kidding? I'm freezing again. What are you waiting for? Please apologize quickly. At this time, you still have to wait for Bao jiaozi to eat.

Shopkeeper: Zhantang, what can I do if you leave? But if you mainly do it now, you will never be able to lift your head in this life. what can I do? Oh, my God.

Laobai: Don't let me go, please, please.

Scholar: Laobai, I didn't understand what a man is until today, and my worship for you has deepened by more than one hundred layers.

Wu Shuang: Oh, Master Song loves to drool, and he can't even wipe it. The big white bear is clean, but he eats too much. Chihuahua eats less, no, no, it's too fierce. Golden retriever and Labrador are beautiful, but they have no personality. Why don't I get a cat?

Beckham: Fight, fight, fight, fight.

Mouth: Take you out of town. I have something to say. Although it is in full bloom, it is a mile.

Small six: What's the matter? Why do people still sing? Why don't they talk? Have they been acupuncture? But I didn't see anyone make a move. Maybe they are masters. Well, it must be a master.

57.

Mouth: They laugh at me for reading less.

Laobai: This is nonsense. You have never read a book!

58.

Bai Zhantang: The shopkeeper is not here. I'll watch when Beckham comes back, and Guo will watch the door.

Li Dazui: What about after the order?

Bai Zhantang: Stop and go to Lv Xiucai.

Lv Xiucai: What should I do?

Bai Zhantang: Start preaching and act with emotion and reason.

Lv Xiucai: Well, what if she doesn't listen?

Bai Zhantang: Close the door and let Xiao Guo go, so that he can be threatened by an avalanche.

Everyone: OK.

Guo Furong: What if you can't scare yourself?

Bai Zhantang: Seduce it with delicious food.

Everyone: OK.

Li Dazui: Does she want to buy it?

Bai Zhantang: Then I'll do it. Sunflower acupuncture (acting like a sunflower acupuncturist, Beckham came back smiling)? Say hello with a smile. Hehe, is Master Mo back?

59.

Jiang Xiaodao: I once had a copy of Master's martial arts secrets in front of me.

Don't cherish until you lose it.

There is no greater pain in the world than this.

If god gives me another chance to start over.

I will say three words to master, blaming you.

If we have to add a time limit to this complaint, it will be ten thousand years. . .

60.

Poems recited by people like you.

In that January, I turned all the prayer tubes not to cross over, but to touch your fingerprints.

That year, I kowtowed and hugged the dust, not for the Buddha, but for your warmth.

I crossed hundreds of mountains in that life, not to repair the afterlife, but to meet you on the road.