Humorous epigram

Humor is everywhere. The following is a complete collection of humorous quotations and aphorisms that I have compiled for you. Welcome to read!

Humorous epigram

1, humor: It can be said that it can give people a subtle sense of seasoning to adjust their lives. Because some relaxed humor can change the atmosphere at that time, and can suddenly solve the deadlocked cold case. —— Nida Masayoshi

2. The internal source of humor is not joy, but sadness; There is no humor in heaven. -Mark Twain

3. A sense of humor is an appropriate restriction. -Lee Ji Bolun.

Humor and wit are the flashes of wisdom. -British Shakespeare

Humor comes from wisdom, and bad words come from incompetence. -Pine forest

6. Humor is a sign that employees have confidence in their careers and that they have advantages. -Engels

7. Humor is a sense of absurdity that refuses to be serious. -Hugh Cher

8. What a gorgeous costume humor and a loyal guardian! It always surpasses the wisdom of poets and writers; It is a gift in itself and can put an end to ignorance. Scott

9. Humor is the embodiment of wisdom, education and moral superiority. -De Engels

10, humor is human nature, which may change the atmosphere for a while, but it can't change the pain for a lifetime. -Chen Guo

Humor is a lifebuoy in the waves of life. -Rab

Humor is the light of all wisdom, shining in the spirituality of ancient and modern philosophers. Anyone with a sense of humor is smart. They will use humor to solve all difficult problems and arrange every situation calmly and properly. -Qian Renkang

Humor is a beautiful and healthy quality. May you be humorous yourself. -Lenin of the former Soviet Union

14, humor and seriousness test each other, because you don't want to accept well-meaning jokes, you must have doubts, and jokes that can't stand the test must also be wisdom. -Hello.

15, a lot of truth is said in jokes. -Swift

16, using jokes to deal with the enemy is naturally a good tactic, but the place it touches must be the fatal wound of the opponent, otherwise, the joke is just a simple joke. -Lu Xun

17, a person with a real sense of humor has a different understanding. A person smiles happily and coldly, taking a breath for a boring life. -Qian Zhongshu

18, a successful person handles setbacks with a sense of humor. -James Pan

19, I believe a sense of humor is also an indispensable part of charm. With a sense of humor, people can exchange ideas and opinions in a very harmonious atmosphere. Without a sense of humor, life will become very monotonous. -Italian Sophia Ming Lan

20. I doubt whether the world has experienced the importance of humor, or the possibility that humor will change our whole cultural life-the position of humor in politics, academics and life. Its function is not so much physical as chemical. It has changed the basic organization of our thoughts and experiences. We must acquiesce in its importance in national life. -Lin Yutang

2 1. People who make you laugh are interesting. People who make you want to laugh, humor. -George Bunus

22. People's talents are different. Some people can be humorous, others can't, and those who can't be humorous had better not be forced. -Lao She

23. Not everyone can have a humorous attitude. It is a rare gift, and many people can't even enjoy the happiness that people present to them. -Freud

You can't always get along with people with a straight face. Humor is the most important thing. It will make your work easier and bring sunshine to the lives of your employees. -British Parkinson Rastemoji

25. Good humor not only makes you laugh, but also makes you cry! If you cry too much, you will be fall in price, and if you are tired, you will be happy. You can still see the author's solemn and sincere soul in the laughter. Maybe the pain of humor is not weaker than the pain of pain -Wang Meng

26. Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime for people who lack humor. -Benchley

27. The distance of keeping respect for abstract thinking is so deep-rooted that sensitive noses crinkle at the smell of humor and irony. Since people with this nose read the morning paper and know that satirical literature has a bonus, they will say: I think it is better to get this bonus than I do this thing, because I can say my thoughts at once without any tricks. -Hegel

28. People who know humor are generally happy. -Quiet (inspirational story)

Humorous philosophical sayings

1, the word "great" does not have to appear in large-scale things; Small things in life can also become great.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

It's hard to love someone. Loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, four people capsize and five people are completely finished.

I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.

As soon as others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough.

6, don't forgive all beings, don't forgive all beings, it is bitter for yourself.

7. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

8. It is not a blessing for people to be afraid of you. There's no shame in being bullied.

9. The meaning of living should be in the process, not the conclusion. Therefore, a person should not influence another person with his own experience and opinions, not to mention that he is not you and you are not him. Everyone grows up in a different way. You have to taste the ups and downs of life, and trying is life.

10, a woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

1 1, when you are in the most pain, there are birds singing happily outside the window;

12, when you are happiest, someone is suffering from illness and struggling with death.

13, you should thank the person who told you your shortcomings.

14, men's brains like women's hearts, but their eyes like women's looks.

15, everyone is expecting a feeling of immortality. But we must understand that feelings are like houses, and cutting corners during construction will become dangerous buildings; Wall cancer will grow inexplicably after years of disrepair, and sometimes it will leak because of poor construction; Sometimes a big typhoon will shatter the glass; Sometimes it may be destroyed by an earthquake. If you don't have fire escape equipment, it's a big accident ... and all the houses are the same, even the prison has doors.

16, every thought is a prayer.

17, laziness is like rust, which consumes the body more than labor.

18, arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't be saved.

19. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there was a will next to it: I struggled all night, and your impudence made me ashamed to live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself!

20, marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely, it is inconvenient to move, but it will be very warm.

2 1. This river can reach its destination because it knows how to avoid obstacles.

22. Good love makes you see the world through a man, while bad love makes you abandon the world for one person.

23. Animals only believe what they see, while people can see what they believe. Both happiness and trouble come from this.

24. Everything in the universe has two sides, so we should develop from the back. Look inside, even from the opposite side.

Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

26. Don't bring trouble to yourself because of the ignorance of all beings. Don't make yourself miserable because of the ignorance of all beings.

27. Objective art is not only for seeing, but for living. But you must know how to approach it, so you must meditate.

28. The undergraduate course is followed by a master's degree, followed by a doctor, and there are postdocs behind the doctor. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough, you will be a soldier if you study for two years, a strong man if you study for five years, and a martyr if you study for seven years. What will happen after the martyr? The Ministry of Education will introduce a saint, two years of bronze, five years of silver and seven years of annuity. Girls who are willing to go back to school after graduation have a chance to get Athena! ! !