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My son’s children’s song homework: The little monkey invites a musician 2017-06-13
"The Hole in the Chin"
Once upon a time there was a strange doll,
The doll had a strange chin,
chin There is a strange hole.
Who knows how big the hole is.
Look at him slicing the rice into his mouth, and
sprinkling it down from the hole.
If the dining table were land,
and the grains of rice would sprout.
Then three meals a day,
It grows crops every meal,
It’s a pity that nothing is grown,
It’s just food It's all in vain,
If you hear this joke,
you have to touch your chin.
If there is another hole,
then plug it quickly.
"Little Monkey Goes to Invite a Singer"
Huaguo Mountain, a party,
Little Monkey goes to invite a singer.
The crow flew out of the tree,
opened its pointed mouth "Wow, wow, wow",
as if to say "come on, come on, come and invite me" !
The duck swam out of the water,
opened its flat mouth and said "quack, quack, quack",
as if to say "come on, come on, come and treat me"!
The frog jumped out of the field,
opened its wide mouth and said "Quack, quack, quack",
It seemed to be saying "Come on, come and invite me"!
The wild boar climbed out of the hole,
opened its big mouth and said "Huff, huff, huff",
It seemed to be saying "Come on, come on, come and treat me" !
The little yellow warbler didn't speak, but the little monkey invited it as soon as it heard it!
"Spring"
Spring is coming to me gently,
Spring is like a beautiful little girl,
As I walk , while whispering:
"Spring is coming, spring is coming."
The flower heard it and showed a smile.
The flowers bloomed in bright red,
The grass heard it and stuck out its little head,
The grass became green,
The little swallow heard it and flew back from the south, chirping.
Puppies and kittens also came to join in the fun.
Xiaozhen read a book and used her brain while reading.
The kitten saw it and meowed loudly.
Which one is better for reading, Xiaozhen or Xiaobao?
"Little Brother and Kitten"
There is a little brother in my family, he is smart and naughty.
Climbing high and low every day, my head and face are covered with mud.
My mother asked him to take a bath, pretended not to hear him and ran away. ?Dad took a mirror and looked at him.
He closed his eyes and chuckled.
The younger brother stretched out his little black hand, and the kitten jumped back quickly. The bearded man raised his head and shook his head, "Not good! Not good!
It's too dirty, I don't want it!"
My sister laughed and my parents frowned. ?The younger brother was really ashamed after hearing this,
"Mom - Mom -, give me a bath quickly!"
"There is a tree in front of my window"
There is a tree in front of my window. It’s really noisy.
Oriole cries on the tree,
Frogs are noisy under the tree,
Woodpecker’s beak, knocking,
Little squirrel In the leaves, they are jumping.
Hush - stop making noise
Let the woodpecker play the drum, the frog blow the trumpet,
The squirrel play the piano, and the oriole whistle.
Let’s hold a big tree concert. Can I be the conductor?
"Little Bear Crossing the Bridge"
Small bamboo bridge,
Shake,
There is a little bear crossing the bridge.
I couldn’t stand firmly,
My heart was beating wildly when I walked to the bridge.
The crows crow overhead,
The water flows under the bridge and laughs.
"Mom, mom, come on,
hurry up and carry the little bear across the bridge!"
The carp jumped out of the water in the river,
Shout loudly to the little bear:
"Little bear, little bear, don't be afraid.
Look forward!
One, two, three,
After crossing the bridge,
the little bear looked back and smiled,
and the carp wagged its tail happily.
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