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The loveliest day in history, February 22, when the newcomer received the certificate.
1. You give me all your shortcomings, and I will tolerate you!
2. It's late at night with you under the moon, so share the wine with you under the flower.
3. The fireworks I crave are just you.
4. Happiness is just a silhouette, just like the past years, like aquatic flowers.
5. Men and women who get marriage certificates, just have fun, close the door and start your baby-making plan!
6. You should meet bullets in your chest, you should meet spring, and I should meet you.
7. "I got my license today." "What a coincidence, me too."
8. Married 11. Congratulations * * * on your marriage license.
9. The so-called years are quiet and good, but it's good to have someone who knows your warmth and coldness, your joys and sorrows, and you deserve the rest of your life. May we have a tacit understanding with each other and go all the way to Qian Fan, and still be hand in hand.
1. Hold relevant certificates and drive legally.
11. In the name of love, * * * spend the rest of my life
12. Happiness means holding hands with each other to the end of my life.
13. Every day in the future, I will love you more than yesterday.
14. If your choice is the end of hell, I am willing to fall with you.
15. Good luck and get married today.
16. My dream is to die with you.
17. For the rest of my life, the snow is you, the plain is you, the poor is you, the splendor is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and the eyes are also you.
18. Yixin lives up to his thoughts, and chooses a good family to accompany him every day. I am willing to hold hands in Meihua, and the scenery in the world can be expected.
19. the Millennium is married to the Millennium, and you will sleep for a hundred years. Natural talent and beauty match, only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals!
2. When I first saw the explosion, I was still throbbing for a long time. The loveliest day in history: February 22nd, 28. You have a nice name in my heart called lover.
22. It's obviously not the kind of person I like, but the one I like.
23. After getting to know you, not liking you becomes the most difficult thing in the world.
24. If the perfect score is passed, this certificate is issued for encouragement.
25. The sentence is as follows: wife is sentenced to imprisonment.
26. From now on, my life slogan is: love my wife/husband, earn money, travel around the world
27. Go home and tell your mother, and don't go home at night.
28. I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know it? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, really like it.
29. From now on, the wind is you, the rain is you, and all the beautiful things are you.
3. It's a long way to go, and we all go to the same place.
31. It's appropriate to get married on * * * year.
32. Daniel Wu can't even marry me, but you did!
33. You don't have to teach me more for the rest of your life. Just listen to me.
34. Graduation and get a first-class certificate.
35. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.
36. congratulate me
37. love each other and be happy forever, and be happy with one heart and one mind. May you two love each other more than the sea!
38. That's it. He was sentenced to 1 years in prison for having a wife.
39. For the rest of my life, the snow is you, the rainbow is you, and everything I can see is you.
4.you complete me (You Complete My Life) The loveliest day in history. February 22, 28, the new couple received the certificate. Part III
41. I thought I had had enough sunshine and fell in love with you, only to find that I had never seen the real light.
42. Dogs sit at home and food comes from the sky.
43. I dare not say that I will wait for you all my life, because I have few four years to spend. But believe that I will love you all my life, because no one can give me what you gave me.
44. I don't want much, as long as you don't dislike it. You don't have to be so good, as long as I like it.
45. I had a so-called three-minute fever, and I saw you for one second, and I gave you the other two minutes and 59 seconds.
46. The red envelope that has been issued for * years can finally be paid back
47. From now on, driving without a license is no longer needed.
48. Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you in this world.
49. I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. Listen to me.
5. I want to accompany you from novelty to belonging.
51. Everyone is showing off their circle of friends Weibo ... This
52. I can't help giggling when I think that you are my wife/husband.
53. Make a lifelong promise and get married forever. At this point, the mind returns to the forest, and the horse has a rein. Mr. Zhang is a wife for the first time, so please give me more advice for the rest of my life.
54. After all kinds of seasons, I still like your spring, summer, autumn and winter best.
55. Since we hold each other's hands, we will never try to escape.
56. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, stay with him all your life and never give up.
57.* years (the time when you were in love)
58. Hello, everyone, this is my second cup at half price.
59. Maybe you are not the only reason why I smile, but it must be my favorite one.
6. Married couples get a marriage certificate on February 22, 222
Couples get a marriage certificate on February 22, 222 (Part 1)
1. This is a beautiful day, and I finally got it.
2. I don't want anything. You are the only one left in Qian Shan.
3. From a certain day of a certain year to a certain day of a certain year (from the date of falling in love to the date of marriage).
4. The warmer thing I can think of is having you every day.
5. you will have a big meal to enjoy when you see the little friends in this circle of friends.
6. I signed a life-long labor contract with a long-term domestic worker, and I don't need to pay my salary. Haha
7. After all kinds of seasons, I still love having you in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
8. I have you along the way, accompanying me with joy and sorrow. I will cherish this sincere love all my life.
9. I like to mention a national certificate.
1. Where you are, your home is there. If you decide to travel around the world, I will accompany you in the wind and rain.
11. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life.
12. being a wife for the first time, sometimes if you don't do well, just follow my lead. Thank you
13. Today, the Civil Affairs Bureau sent out objects, and went to get one home.
14. You are my sun, and I am a proud sunflower bathed in your warm sunshine.
15. I wanted to get something today, and I ended up marrying her.
16. As long as I have you by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, rich or not. ?
17. This certificate is issued to encourage
18. Set a date and live together legally because of *' s good behavior.
19. What about love? Isn't it nice to have no boyfriend like me? (attach a marriage certificate)
2. I met such a lovely person as you, and I don't feel any more difficult life. On February 22, 222, the couple got a marriage certificate (Part II)
21. Your name, my wife, my name and your husband.
22. Xiao Ai said to Dasheng: As long as you really marry me, I will live with you well.
23. My friends, I'm a married man, so don't call me after nine o'clock in the future, okay?
24. The revolution was successful, but once the red flag was lowered, I'll find a friend to play mahjong tonight, so sleep by yourself.
25.J1116-213-6521 (marriage certificate number)
26. Spring thunder, Xia Feng, autumn rain and winter snow are the most beautiful scenery in the world.
27. The seas are dry and the rocks are rotten. The land is wider and the sky is higher than that of Qi Fei. The walls of the Pearl River are connected with the bridal chamber in spring, and the flowers are full and the fish are deep.
28. Today's headline: Congratulations to Mr. xx for being sentenced to 7 years in prison for his wife.
29. It's a pity that my cabbage was finally arched by a pig.
3. The only one in my heart is you, and my love for you will never change.
31. I don't want to be fine, as long as you don't dislike it. You don't want to be fine, as long as I like it ~
32. I missed my childhood friends and avoided seed of love, and now the meaning of life is only gray with you.
33. The love I want is not that I don't quarrel all my life, but that I can fight all my life.
34. I am grateful to have you in those years, and I just want to be with you all my life.
35. The furthest distance is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.
36. Excuse me, can I get a salary increase if I get a national certificate?
37. I am not the only woman in the world, but you chose me, which shows that I am the best for you.
38. Congratulate me
39. I gave you this heart. I hope you can take good care of it.
4. I am willing to be a little princess in your palm all my life! On February 22, 222, the couple received the copy of the marriage certificate (Part III)
41. Dear friends, click a compliment and get a 19% discount on the money.
42. I like you just standing there!
43. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to the guests from all over the world
44. Marriage is the grave of love, so lying down first is the respect.
45. Everyone says not to hang yourself from a tree. I want to say, I'm happy.
46. I can't even marry Daniel Wu, but you married me!
47. Sometimes. We didn't say anything, just hugged quietly.
48. "The dwarf decided to let me take her to see the world;" "This fool won't lose me, will he?"
49. You will know only when you meet a rainbow.
5. I was not disappointed this time.
51.* years (the time when you were in love)
52. Work with certificates and drive legally.
53. loving you is sweet, comfortable, happy, happy and happy.
54. I have no ambition, and I just want to spend your money to sleep in your bed, eat your food and be your wife.
55. Get a new lease on life, and the marriage certificate has been torn. (Not really)
56. Happiness is knocking at the door when you get home, not reaching for the cold key.
57. I met thousands of people, but in the end, you were the only one who stayed with me. Love is not just an accident.
58. "Congratulations" and "Happy together"
59. Recently, there was a rumor that I got married. I want to clarify that this is true.
6. I love you, and I only want to hold your hand and grow old with my son. Copy recommendation for getting married on February 22, 222
Copy 1 for getting married on February 22, 222
1. The best love letter and promise for a man to give a woman is to give a piece of paper: a marriage certificate.
2. Every day in the future, I will love you more than yesterday.
3. I can still live well without you, but I am willing to be with you. This is love. See the right words today. The essence of love is willingness. I am willing to do a lot of things for you, I am willing to put everything down for you, I am willing to compromise, and I am willing to spend my life through thick and thin.
4. after eating the whole bucket, it's a family. (The picture shows a marriage certificate and a bucket for the whole family)
5. After * years of investigation, the certificate is issued with full marks.
6. I'm married!
7. Congratulations to this young man for marrying such a good girl!
8. Every morning, the first person I see when I open my eyes is you.
9. Being single-minded is the warmest force in the world.
1. I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know it? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, really like it.
11. For the rest of my life, two people in one room, three meals and four seasons, love is silent.
12. Congratulations to this lesbian for getting a long-term meal ticket for life.
13. Excuse me, can I get a salary increase if I get a national certificate?
14. Some people will hold you in their hearts, like you like a fool, and some people will protect your girl's heart and make you believe in love again.
15. Free notebooks, not for nothing.
16. I harvested a big pig's hoof
17. One for each person, two for a family, three meals a day, all year round.
18. May my eighteen loves be eighty companions.
19. After searching for half a lifetime, I finally found my earthly fireworks.
2. if you don't leave, I won't give up. On February 22, 222, I got married. Part II
21. It's you who are warm in my heart, and it's you who are attracted by my eyes
22. Don't you like seeing a gentleman?
23. After five years, I finally sold myself out. Congratulations.
24. The spring breeze is ten miles, the wild field is thousands of miles, and the wind has traveled 8, miles, which is not as good as your I do.
25. In the rest of my life, I will only complain about warmth, not sorrow, and I will meet you heartily and stay with you in peace and warmth.
26. I like you, so your eyes are the most charming when you smile. I like you, so you are the coolest when you are angry. I like you, so no matter how bad you are, you are irreplaceable in my eyes.
27. The person in front of you is a sweetheart. Get a license and send a circle of friends
28. There are rumors that I got married recently, and I want to clarify here, which is true!
29. It's not that I'm too strong, but that no one can take the time to kill my spirit.
3. Such a sacred day still needs some sense of ceremony (with pictures you celebrate)
31. Walking along the way, honor and disgrace and ***
32. I'll take care of all the housework.
33. If you save enough $4.5 and I save enough, we can get married at the Civil Affairs Bureau.
34. I want to accompany you from novelty to belonging.
35. Dad, the flowers you raised were taken away with flowers and pots.
36. If you love someone right, life is equivalent to doing most things right. <
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