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Find a joke: Are you sick? Do you have any medicine?

Find a joke: Are you sick? Do you have any medicine?

The general content is: On the bus, a woman told a man: "You are sick", "You have medicine", "You are crazy" and "You can cure", and then the woman kept saying "You are sick, you are sick. . . "The man said," You repeat the machine. " Later, he forgot. Who has seen it and started in a hurry?

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20 19- 1 1-09

On the bus today, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd. The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?" The man felt puzzled and replied, "Do you have any medicine?" The people in the car snickered! The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?" The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?" The whole car is hilarious! The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh! This is a bus that a friend who works on Zhujiang Road met. There was a woman standing at the door, and a GG came from behind the car to get off. She said to the woman, "Sorry, get off." The woman didn't move. GG stepped on her when she pushed over. As a result, the woman was so fierce that she scolded "You are crazy!" You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to see. GG was silent for a long time. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!" The whole car burst into laughter ~! There are a few funny children behind, constantly accompanying the scene just now. A said, "You are crazy! . . . . . B said, "You repeat the machine." . . . The whole car burst into laughter ~! Later, a little MM wanted to get off the bus, too, and squeezed over and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!" The whole car laughed again ~! The woman didn't speak, but said, "Are you out of power?" Coming from the side, the whole car burst into laughter.