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Li Dan_Excerpts of classic quotations

1. Life is still a little difficult. You have to be prepared, there are not many problems that can be solved by "come on".

2. "Why do you need to set off firecrackers when you get married?" "It must be to embolden yourself." - Li Dan's "Laughter"

3. The sense of ritual is just to give you no Find meaning in meaningful things.

4. Some people think eating instant noodles is very happy, while some people think eating instant noodles is unfortunate. There are probably two types of people in the world.

5. "How lonely would it be to have no friends?" It’s worthless. —— "Laughing Field"

7. I dreamed of a flower seller telling me with nothing, that people must feel happy before they can see roses.

8. We are not pessimistic about getting married, we dare to get married only when we have a pessimistic understanding. 9. Be happy, friends, the world is not worth it.

10. Being a waste requires talent. We ordinary people only deserve to live well.

11. I also ask myself this question every day, am I more knowledgeable today? No, but it doesn’t matter. Go to sleep peacefully.

12. The truth of life is this: I dare to curse the world and God; I slander Buddha and ancestors, and I look down upon the world, but I dare not curse the neighbor upstairs who is decorating every weekend.

13. In life, you only need to know two things. First, there are definitely people in this world who can be smart without studying, live well without working hard, or even be happy without money. . Second, that person is definitely not you.

14. People are not willing to believe in simple things. It seems that their little intelligence is wasted if they believe in simple things. 》

15. Most of the choices in this world are false, and the most false is to make people think that they have a choice. —— "Guide to the Universe's Transcendence"

16. It's hard to say that I like you, but I will be confused when I see you - "Laughing Field"

17. The purpose of making money is to make some money.

18. I won't give it to you for a long time. I wrote a love story, and I thought, how can I love you so much as an ordinary person - "Laughter"

19. At first, you pulled me to watch the rain together, and we mingled together in the heavy rain, where hundreds of ghosts were walking at night. Among them, he is happier than a ghost - "Laughing Field"

20. How fragile can a person be before he declares his love for something? - "Laughing Field"