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Who remembers the graceful joke I heard before?

I. Introduction

"Wanrong Joke" is a local product of Ronghe Town, Wanrong County, Yuncheng City, Shanxi Province. It is lively, interesting, humorous and comes from humorous words and deeds in people's lives. It is the oral creation of people in Wanrong and Hedong areas, and it is widely circulated in Shanxi and many provinces and cities across the country.

Tasting with a smile, this unique "Zeng" taste of Wanrong is beautiful. Make its unique "Zeng" and "Han" performance graceful and incisive!

Wanrong joke is a wonderful flower of China folk art, but it has not been paid due attention in academic circles for a long time. From the linguistic point of view, the mechanism of Wan Rong's joke humor lies in his flexible handling and application of language knowledge resources such as language, narrative strategy, object, situation, logical mechanism and frame opposition.

Wanrong County is one of the birthplaces of the Chinese nation, and there was a record in the history books that "heaven is the earth after heaven". From the "sweeping altar" of Huangdi in Xuanyuan to Song Zhenzong, eight emperors have offered sacrifices here for 24 times. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty made eight missions to Hedong and made sacrifices here seven times, leaving behind the poem of autumn wind, which is a masterpiece throughout the ages.

Many people know the "Wanrong joke" in Shanxi. Wanrong is famous for his jokes. As a kind of folk oral literature and local cultural characteristics, graceful jokes are called humorous flowers on the yellow land. It has been deeply loved by the masses and favored by many guests.

Second, the main features

The first feature of Wanrong's jokes is that they are stubborn, strong, unwilling to accept people, unwilling to listen to advice, and difficult to climb mountains. Since Wanrong jokes evolved from the story of 72 battles in Ronghe in the past, their basic characteristics should be relatively consistent. That's the story. It's all about "striving for success". The general pattern of the story is: you don't ask me to do this, but I insist; Everyone is not like this, I am determined to be like this; Generally speaking, you can't do this, but I insist

The second feature of Wanrong's jokes is its strong metaphorical rationality. There is a profound philosophy buried in his story, which is generally called "speak frankly" and tells a truth from the opposite side. By saying that this is absurd and wrong, it shows that it is credible and correct.

The third feature of Wanrong's jokes is that they are humorous and ridiculous. One of the reasons why Wanrong Duanzi has traveled all over the country without feet and wings in recent years is that it is ridiculous. The story focuses on many ridiculous things in life, either with good intentions or with ease, and provides people with reasonable jokes under exquisite arrangements. This is unique in all regional folk stories.

The fourth feature of Wanrong's jokes is extensiveness and mass. Graceful jokes are created and told by the people. This is a complete folk story. Workers, peasants and soldiers, business students, cadres and ordinary people are all talking, listening and making up. As long as it conforms to the essence of Wanrong's jokes, you can say what you want and make up what you want. No one blames anyone and no one restricts anyone. Anyone can embellish or rock the boat, as long as everyone agrees.

The fifth feature of Wanrong's jokes is good openness and plasticity. Openness enables it to absorb the essence of world folk stories for the whole country, and also to listen to colorful speeches for the whole country. Plasticity means that it has the characteristics of constant change and perfection. The same story, after three years or a year, may change. The same story is heard differently in A and B. It is the eternal mystery of Wanrong's joke to constantly improve oneself by changing and remolding oneself.

Third, examples of jokes.

A bean jelly seller saw a beautiful woman passing by and greeted her with a smile: "Aunt, come and eat a plate of bean jelly!" "

The woman sat down generously, ate a plate of bean jelly, took out a handkerchief, wiped her mouth, stood up and turned away.

The bean jelly seller said, "You haven't paid yet!"

The woman said, "Your uncle will give you money later."

(2)

A passer-by has diarrhea and can't find the toilet for a while. He happened to see a bungalow on the side of the road that was about to be completed, so he ran in for convenience. After he got up, he was seen by several workers who came to build a house. The workers caught him and wanted to fight.

At this critical moment, the old man who passed by saw it and shouted angrily, What are you doing? !

The worker said, "He will urinate in the room, and we will hit him." .

Lao Rong said: Don't you know it's illegal to hit people? !

The worker was stopped by Lao Rong and asked, Old comrades, what do you think?

Lao Rong said: In short, hitting people is wrong! He took a shit in the room. Why don't you tell him to eat shit? How can he hit people?

(3)

There is a sweet-mouthed vegetable seller in the vegetable market, and he is also very affectionate when he meets people.

On this day, Xiaowan's wife came to the market, and the vegetable seller shouted at a distance: Sister-in-law, look how fresh my leeks are. Take a bundle back to wrap jiaozi for my brother and nephew!

Xiaowan's wife took a bundle of leeks and left. The vegetable seller shouted, sister-in-law, I haven't given you the money yet.

Xiaowan's wife said: Your brother will pass by here later, so you can ask him for it.

The vegetable seller said, but I don't know my brother.

Passers-by all laughed: You don't even know your brother. Who are you kidding?

(4)

A Wanrong man and a Wuhan man blew off the cowhide after meeting on the train.

Wuhan people said: The Yellow Crane Tower is the best in the world and can't reach the top.

Wanrong people said: We have a Feiyun building in Wanrong, half of which is inserted in the clouds. That year, it almost shot down an American high-altitude unmanned reconnaissance plane.

Wuhan people also said: Last year, we jumped off the Yellow Crane Tower and landed in 30 minutes!

Wanrong said: Last year, we also jumped from Feiyun Tower, but the police said he was dead before jumping.

Wuhan people asked: Then how did he die?

Wanrong said: He starved to death! This building is too high.