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Diary of winter vacation in grade three
This year, we returned to our hometown of Top Village in Shantou for the Spring Festival.
Top Village is an ancient city with gates and moats, but unfortunately the moat was buried and a house was built. There are City God Temple, Mazu Pavilion and Wengzu Temple in the village. Weng's ancestral hall held ancestor worship activities.
The ancestral hall is very big, and there are two mighty stone lions in front of the red gate. There are stone drums and gongs beside the stone lions, and many children will knock gongs when they worship their ancestors. Our ancestor Weng Wanda was the minister of war of the Ming Dynasty. On the first day of the lunar new year, the ancestor worship began, and pigs and sheep were placed on the altar of the ancestral hall. The ancestor first summed up the situation last year, and then briefly described the contents of this ancestor worship. After the speech, the host presided over the ancestor worship. In the whole process of ancestor worship, everyone must kneel down, with the elders in the village in front and us behind. . Then read a congratulatory message to congratulate the ancestors. People who read the congratulatory message should meet the following three points: first, their surname is Weng, second, they have high academic qualifications, and third, they have high positions. Dad once read the congratulatory message. He said it was tiring to read because it was too long. When reading the message, people are very quiet, as if time has stopped. But it's not over yet. We must set off firecrackers. Firecrackers are long and need to be pulled on a shelf more than ten meters high. When they are lit, they make a lot of noise, so we all need to cover our ears. Then there is the lion dance. The lion danced from low to high on the plum blossom heap, shaking his head from time to time and performing somersaults. Amazing. There are still people in the lion awakening team performing boxing. How beautiful!
Children usually buy sand cannons to play with. Just throw the sand cannon on the ground and it will explode immediately. There is also a puppet show on the side. Although I don't understand it, it's quite interesting.
How interesting it is to celebrate the New Year in the countryside!
Chapter 2: I am a computer geek.
I am a computer geek. I play games online almost every Saturday. Of course, I often look up information on the Internet, so I can study and play games.
Because I fell in love with the internet, I made a lot of jokes. For example, one day surfing the Internet at home, it was time to eat before you knew it. My mother asked me to eat, and I just said "Oh". After a while, my mother asked me to eat again, and I still said "Oh". Finally, everyone finished eating, and I felt hungry, so I casually asked, "Mom, ok." Mom said, "Everyone has finished eating!" Only then did I know what my mother had just asked me to do.
It's good to surf the Internet. For example, one day my teacher asked us to look for information about the changes in my hometown. I searched all the books, but I just couldn't find any information. I'm in a hurry and don't know what to do. At this time, I used my quick wits and came up with a good idea-looking up information on the Internet. I turned on the computer, looked it up on the Internet and found it in a short time. It's really "I can't find a place to get it, I can get it without effort."
Now, I have another QQ pet online, needless to say. I must feed it. Goodbye!
Chapter 3: Spring is coming.
"A year's plan lies in spring", "A good beginning is half the battle", and the arrival of beginning of spring means that spring has come.
Spring has come, everything is reviving, a hundred flowers are blooming and a hundred birds are contending.
Spring has come, and the spring rain is continuous. At this time, they also come to feel the breath of spring and join in the fun. They added water to the wheat and vegetables in the field to make them grow rapidly. As the saying goes, "Spring rain is as expensive as oil". Look carefully, how well the wheat and vegetables in the field grow. The spring breeze blows green waves.
Spring is coming, and you can see that the wicker on the river bank has sprouted. At this time, it is Miss Chun who puts on new clothes for the earth with her dexterous hands, giving people a brand-new feeling.
Spring has come, in fact, the happiest people are those who work hard. They are going to be busy again. After a winter vacation, they are full of energy. From a distance, I saw a group of people talking and laughing loudly in the field.
It's good that spring has come!
Article 4:
I have nothing to do during the winter vacation. I took out a magazine and saw such a story, which deeply touched me.
Wolf's shadow: A wolf lingers at the foot of the mountain. The afterglow of the setting sun makes its shadow long. Looking at his own shadow, he proudly said to himself, "I have such a big body, almost as big as an acre of field. Why am I still afraid of lions?" Shouldn't I be called the king of beasts? "Just when it was intoxicated, a lion descended and killed it. At this time, the wolf was remorseful and shouted, "How unfortunate I am! It was arrogance that ruined me. "This story tells us that either because of the environment or because of our own reasons, people often have illusions, so that they misjudge others or themselves and think that others or themselves are strong or weak. The consequences can be imagined. Therefore, in life, we don't want to be like this wolf until we die, which will only make us stop and be narcissistic.
Article 5:
During the winter vacation, the headmaster asked us to enrich ourselves and read more books during the holiday, so I like to look around whenever I have time, but I found a lot of valuable things inadvertently. Look at this story:
One day, a guest came to Mr. Nanyin's house and asked Nanyin for knowledge. Mr. Naning took the time to receive him. After the host and guests sat down, the guests didn't listen to him, but talked endlessly. From his life, work and family, he talked about his career and research for a long time, but Mr. Yin Nan tried to get in a word several times without success.
Mr. Naning listened quietly. After a while, he stood up, went into the kitchen and brought tea. He poured tea into the guest's cup. Although it was full, he continued to pour as if he had never seen it before.
At first, the guests who spoke loudly were very surprised. When he saw that Mr. Naning hadn't stopped and the water had begun to overflow, he finally drew back his hand.
"Can't you see that the glass is full?" He said, "I can't go in again!" "
"Indeed," nan finally stopped. "Just like this cup, you are full of your own ideas. What can I tell you if you don't give me an empty cup? "
From this story, I know that if you want to get rid of old ideas, you must empty your brain in time, just like emptying a cup full of water to hold more things. This reminds me of my work, and so does my work. I need to clear my mind in time and be fully prepared for the challenge.
Chapter 6: New Year's Eve
A year has passed. New Year's Eve is a night of reunion. Every household is decorated with lanterns to celebrate the peace at the end of the year and the start of the new year.
On New Year's Eve, everyone is busy posting Spring Festival couplets, and our family is no exception, and I post Spring Festival couplets at home every year. In fact, the knowledge of this couplet is also quite great. As long as you look at this couplet last year, you will know the family's hopes and plans in the new year, and you will also know what happy events have happened in this family's family in the past year. Look at this couplet.
On this day, children are the happiest. They called on adults to celebrate the New Year early, because fireworks can be set off after the New Year. When the fireworks were set off, several children shouted and jumped around, not to mention the joy. Even adults were infected by them and cried. After the fireworks, the family sat around the table for a reunion dinner. The most interesting thing is that you can get money by eating jiaozi and jiaozi. Whoever gets the money will have the best luck in the New Year, so everyone is rushing to eat to see who can grab the rich jiaozi, but whether they eat or not, this atmosphere of rushing to eat jiaozi is the most unforgettable. ...
New Year's Eve is the most unforgettable night!
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